Worst Christmas song?

[mkmel]

For me it's the Little Drummer Boy by Johnny Cash

https://youtu.be/xEk_dy4eX3o?si=mB7uWHnSqzkGx6bH

[TheFamilyCat]

Do They Know It's Christmas

[Bosscat]

Mariah ******* Carey

[Poulton-le-Claret]

All I want for Christmas is you

[Dark Cloud]

"Driving Home for Christmas" Awful and naff!

[fidelcastro]

All of them...even the Slade one and I loved Slade!

[boatshed bill]

I'm not keen on them.
One that I really can't take is one called Santa Baby", which gets done by drunk women at pub gigs this month.

[dougcollins]

The worst- and the best- has to be The Waitresses-

https://youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU?si=vsjUHKWcuRsL7WJF

[beddie]

My goodness there are some grumpy’s about tonight on this board.

[Stonehouse]

David Bowie and Bing Crosby Little Drummer Boy ,Heard it on the radio this morning and couldn’t get the bloody thing out of my head.

[HahaYeah]

That awful Pogues/Kirsty McColl dirge.

[Nonayforever]

They all start far to early but the one I can't stand is stop the cavalry by J Lewis.

[Bosscat]

They all start far to early but the one I can't stand is stop the cavalry by J Lewis.

Is that a cover version of the one by Jona Lewie sorry couldn't resist

[Woodleyclaret]

Fairy Tale of New York
Best The Reading Christmas Carol Jonah Louie Time to stop the Carvalry

[Ptangyangkipperbang]

Mistletoe and Wine
Rock n Roll Christmas

[exilecanada]

All of them, end of!

[NL Claret]

All of them, worst part of Christmas for me and it gets played far too early for me. As I'm in the canaries, Felix navidad is my favourite. Can tolerate Bonny M. The slade and wizard are the worst for me, oh and the Cliff Richard one

[jdrobbo]

Stop the Cavalry

[bfcjg]

Paul McCartney, Wonderful Christmas time.

[Clovius Boofus]

Too many to choose from to pick the worst one.

[Swizzlestick]

Santa Baby, Wonderful Christmastime and Mistletoe & Wine are all pretty terrible.

The best is The Power of Love by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

[Claretitus]

Bruce Springsteen- Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Makes my ears bleed.

[mkmel]

"Driving Home for Christmas" Awful and naff!

Yes that's a bad 'un!

[CaptainKirk]

Wash your various mouths out!
The Pogues and Wizzard are all time classics and will be playing when you are all pushing up daisies!

[gandhisflipflop]

Mariah Carey. I picture screeching knobheads

[timshorts]

To sing: the lullaby carol, which we had to perform every year when we visited the children's ward in Westminster hospital. Just shite - and I was on Dec. Anyone on Cant. just got to sing lullalullalulla for the whole bloody carol.

To listen to: pretty much anything sung by Americans - and that rather limits it on the carol front as they only seem to know three:- deck the halls, joy to the world, and the tiresome song of the bells. And, it seems, that even when the American films are supposedly based in the uk, they have "British" people singing those three to keep the dumb muricans happy. That's like showing a film of city v united and the soundtrack is them both singing you'll never squawk again.

[Tall Paul]

Santa Baby, Wonderful Christmastime and Mistletoe & Wine are all pretty terrible.

The best is The Power of Love by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

Probably the best because it's not a christmas song.

[LincsWoldsClaret]

Obviously The Pogues and Kirsty will still be played in centuries to come. It is a folk/rock classic that transcends mere holiday frivolity. It uses an original format to deal with drink, drugs, romance, addiction, love, homesickness, emigration and death, all in a few fleeting minutes marking it out as an all-time classic - that just happens to be played at Christmas.
Just saying.

[sjb]

Worst - Stop The Cavalry
Best - Father Christmas by The Kinks

[dsr]

Wizzrd is up there with the best, and Wombling Merry Christmas - well, I can just about cope with it. But those two got together and released "I wish it could be a Wombling Merry Christmas every day" - yes, they really did - and that is awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuxPjnFqyA

Favourite is probably Karen Carpenter singing "I heard the bells on Christmas Day".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UTLZyCYrpQ

[Swizzlestick]

Probably the best because it's not a christmas song.

Can a song not become synonymous with Christmas without necessarily directly referencing it? The video does retell the story of the birth of Jesus. Stay Another Day not included on the same basis despite both songs regularly receiving lots of airplay this time of year?

Fair enough if not - I’ll go for Christmas Wrapping.

[AfloatinClaret]

Even without its association to Rolf Harris, Two Little Boys is a pretty awful song.

[RammyClaret61]

Mull of ******* Kintyre!!

[Rowls]

Christmas songs are great!

Coincidentally all of the best ones were the ones played non-stop during m'y childhood but that's just a happy coincidence and purely down to luck and nothing else.

One of the few I've got little time for is Driving Home For Christmas.

[She]

Can't believe no-one has mentioned I believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake it's a beautiful song.
Worst anything else.

[bfcmatt]

Best, Johnny Mathis when a child is born
Worst, East 17 stay down.

[Poulton-le-Claret]

Best is Boney M. - Mary's Boy Child / Oh my Lord

[IanMcL]

Is that a cover version of the one by Jona Lewie sorry couldn't resist

No it's the copy he bought in John Lewis!

[Nonayforever]

I voted for " stop the cavalry " as the worst song, & still stick with that choice , but have just been to watch / listen to a brass band .
The second choice of music played was " stop the cavalry " (actually a war song) & it was brilliant.
So it's obviously the singer not the tune

[kentonclaret]

Grandma got run over by a reindeer.

I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

[Lip]

Worst - Stop The Cavalry
Best - Father Christmas by The Kinks

Absolutely spot on about the Kinks song ,never gets played though probably due to the lyrics .great song though.

https://youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?si=chRJbOO84MuUe3f_

[bfcjg]

Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Derby draw away.

[Vegas Claret]

Mariah ******* Carey

I heard on the news that it's number one again over here, something like the 6th time it has been so.

I've ordered a signed copy for you mate

[DCWat]

Owt sing by sickly Cliff!

[Lord_Bob]

Boy! Scrooge is rampant on here tonight. Can't say I hate any, but admit to not ever hearing Mariah (sign of old age I guess).

Fairytale of New York is brilliant.

I believe in Father Christmas - awesome.

Just happened to play both today.

[beeholeclaret]

All of them, oh and the Cliff Richard one

Oh if it was ONLY one!

[timshorts]

I admit to not ever hearing Mariah (sign of old age I guess).

This must be a bot from gb news with some fake news.

More likely, you've heard it but don't realise that it's Mariah Carey that sings it. It's been played to death in supermarkets, shopping centres, radio, etc etc since you were not quite so old.

[hoosier-daddy]

Best Christmas song(s)?

Last Christmas, Wham
Happy Xmas, John Lennon

[Guller Bull]

That Hawiain bllx!

[Vincent'sCap]

Not sure if Chas and Dave ever did a Xmas song but if they did that would be it.