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Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:36 pm
by mkmel
For me it's the Little Drummer Boy by Johnny Cash
https://youtu.be/xEk_dy4eX3o?si=mB7uWHnSqzkGx6bH
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:37 pm
by TheFamilyCat
Do They Know It's Christmas
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:38 pm
by Bosscat
Mariah ******* Carey

Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:38 pm
by Poulton-le-Claret
All I want for Christmas is you
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:55 pm
by Dark Cloud
"Driving Home for Christmas" Awful and naff!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:56 pm
by fidelcastro
All of them...even the Slade one and I loved Slade!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:59 pm
by boatshed bill
I'm not keen on them.
One that I really can't take is one called Santa Baby", which gets done by drunk women at pub gigs this month.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:01 pm
by dougcollins
The worst- and the best- has to be The Waitresses-
https://youtu.be/nud2TQNahaU?si=vsjUHKWcuRsL7WJF
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:02 pm
by beddie
My goodness there are some grumpy’s about tonight on this board.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:04 pm
by Stonehouse
David Bowie and Bing Crosby Little Drummer Boy ,Heard it on the radio this morning and couldn’t get the bloody thing out of my head.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:08 pm
by HahaYeah
That awful Pogues/Kirsty McColl dirge.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:10 pm
by Nonayforever
They all start far to early but the one I can't stand is stop the cavalry by J Lewis.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:15 pm
by Bosscat
Nonayforever wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:10 pm
They all start far to early but the one I can't stand is stop the cavalry by J Lewis.
Is that a cover version of the one by Jona Lewie

sorry couldn't resist
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:16 pm
by Woodleyclaret
Fairy Tale of New York
Best The Reading Christmas Carol Jonah Louie Time to stop the Carvalry
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:17 pm
by Ptangyangkipperbang
Mistletoe and Wine
Rock n Roll Christmas
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:18 pm
by exilecanada
All of them, end of!

Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:21 pm
by NL Claret
All of them, worst part of Christmas for me and it gets played far too early for me. As I'm in the canaries, Felix navidad is my favourite. Can tolerate Bonny M. The slade and wizard are the worst for me, oh and the Cliff Richard one
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:25 pm
by jdrobbo
Stop the Cavalry
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:25 pm
by bfcjg
Paul McCartney, Wonderful Christmas time.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:29 pm
by Clovius Boofus
Too many to choose from to pick the worst one.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:30 pm
by Swizzlestick
Santa Baby, Wonderful Christmastime and Mistletoe & Wine are all pretty terrible.
The best is The Power of Love by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:32 pm
by Claretitus
Bruce Springsteen- Santa Claus is Coming to Town. Makes my ears bleed.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 9:42 pm
by mkmel
Dark Cloud wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:55 pm
"Driving Home for Christmas" Awful and naff!
Yes that's a bad 'un!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:12 pm
by CaptainKirk
Wash your various mouths out!
The Pogues and Wizzard are all time classics and will be playing when you are all pushing up daisies!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:18 pm
by gandhisflipflop
Mariah Carey. I picture screeching knobheads
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:25 pm
by timshorts
To sing: the lullaby carol, which we had to perform every year when we visited the children's ward in Westminster hospital. Just shite - and I was on Dec. Anyone on Cant. just got to sing lullalullalulla for the whole bloody carol.
To listen to: pretty much anything sung by Americans - and that rather limits it on the carol front as they only seem to know three:- deck the halls, joy to the world, and the tiresome song of the bells. And, it seems, that even when the American films are supposedly based in the uk, they have "British" people singing those three to keep the dumb muricans happy. That's like showing a film of city v united and the soundtrack is them both singing you'll never squawk again.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:27 pm
by Tall Paul
Swizzlestick wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:30 pm
Santa Baby, Wonderful Christmastime and Mistletoe & Wine are all pretty terrible.
The best is The Power of Love by Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
Probably the best because it's not a christmas song.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:44 pm
by LincsWoldsClaret
Obviously The Pogues and Kirsty will still be played in centuries to come. It is a folk/rock classic that transcends mere holiday frivolity. It uses an original format to deal with drink, drugs, romance, addiction, love, homesickness, emigration and death, all in a few fleeting minutes marking it out as an all-time classic - that just happens to be played at Christmas.
Just saying.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:00 pm
by sjb
Worst - Stop The Cavalry
Best - Father Christmas by The Kinks
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:28 pm
by dsr
Wizzrd is up there with the best, and Wombling Merry Christmas - well, I can just about cope with it. But those two got together and released "I wish it could be a Wombling Merry Christmas every day" - yes, they really did - and that is awful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyuxPjnFqyA
Favourite is probably Karen Carpenter singing "I heard the bells on Christmas Day".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UTLZyCYrpQ
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 7:14 am
by Swizzlestick
Tall Paul wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 10:27 pm
Probably the best because it's not a christmas song.
Can a song not become synonymous with Christmas without necessarily directly referencing it? The video does retell the story of the birth of Jesus. Stay Another Day not included on the same basis despite both songs regularly receiving lots of airplay this time of year?
Fair enough if not - I’ll go for Christmas Wrapping.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:01 am
by AfloatinClaret
Even without its association to Rolf Harris, Two Little Boys is a pretty awful song.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:11 am
by RammyClaret61
Mull of ******* Kintyre!!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:14 am
by Rowls
Christmas songs are great!
Coincidentally all of the best ones were the ones played non-stop during m'y childhood but that's just a happy coincidence and purely down to luck and nothing else.
One of the few I've got little time for is Driving Home For Christmas.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:41 am
by She
Can't believe no-one has mentioned I believe in Father Christmas by Greg Lake it's a beautiful song.
Worst anything else.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:41 am
by bfcmatt
Best, Johnny Mathis when a child is born
Worst, East 17 stay down.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:59 am
by Poulton-le-Claret
Best is Boney M. - Mary's Boy Child / Oh my Lord
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 10:17 am
by IanMcL
Bosscat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:15 pm
Is that a cover version of the one by Jona Lewie

sorry couldn't resist
No it's the copy he bought in John Lewis!

Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 10:43 pm
by Nonayforever
I voted for " stop the cavalry " as the worst song, & still stick with that choice , but have just been to watch / listen to a brass band .
The second choice of music played was " stop the cavalry " (actually a war song) & it was brilliant.
So it's obviously the singer not the tune

Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 11:03 pm
by kentonclaret
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sat Dec 14, 2024 11:23 pm
by Lip
sjb wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 11:00 pm
Worst - Stop The Cavalry
Best - Father Christmas by The Kinks
Absolutely spot on about the Kinks song

,never gets played though probably due to the lyrics .great song though.
https://youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk?si=chRJbOO84MuUe3f_
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 12:01 am
by bfcjg
Jingle bells, Jingle bells, Jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to see Derby draw away.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 12:43 am
by Vegas Claret
Bosscat wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 7:38 pm
Mariah ******* Carey
I heard on the news that it's number one again over here, something like the 6th time it has been so.
I've ordered a signed copy for you mate

Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 1:19 am
by DCWat
Owt sing by sickly Cliff!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:48 am
by Lord_Bob
Boy! Scrooge is rampant on here tonight. Can't say I hate any, but admit to not ever hearing Mariah (sign of old age I guess).
Fairytale of New York is brilliant.
I believe in Father Christmas - awesome.
Just happened to play both today.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 7:27 am
by beeholeclaret
NL Claret wrote: ↑Thu Dec 05, 2024 8:21 pm
All of them, oh and the Cliff Richard one
Oh if it was ONLY one!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 7:59 am
by timshorts
Lord_Bob wrote: ↑Sun Dec 15, 2024 5:48 am
I admit to not ever hearing Mariah (sign of old age I guess).
This must be a bot from gb news with some fake news.
More likely, you've heard it but don't realise that it's Mariah Carey that sings it. It's been played to death in supermarkets, shopping centres, radio, etc etc since you were not quite so old.
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 8:10 am
by hoosier-daddy
Best Christmas song(s)?
Last Christmas, Wham
Happy Xmas, John Lennon
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 8:16 am
by Guller Bull
That Hawiain bllx!
Re: Worst Christmas song?
Posted: Sun Dec 15, 2024 9:50 am
by Vincent'sCap
Not sure if Chas and Dave ever did a Xmas song but if they did that would be it.