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Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:57 pm
by tarkys_ears
Wtf is the world coming to?
Lazios falconer has been fired immediately for posting pictures of his brand new prostetic "member".
Literally, just when you think you've seen it all...
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/ar ... 0dp1r73e4o
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:59 pm
by ISpeds00
Who reads this ****
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:01 pm
by Clovius Boofus
ISpeds00 wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 7:59 pm
Who reads this ****
Not me. Sounds like a hard read.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:07 pm
by BurnleyFC
They don’t want to be associated with this chap’s fake pecker.
They’re happy enough to be associated with their moronic ‘ultra’ fans, though.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:13 pm
by bpgburn
It was never going to have a happy ending...
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:17 pm
by Bosscat
He's recorded a version of CW McCalls "Convoy"
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:21 pm
by Vegas Claret
bugger, I thought someone had finally started a thread about me
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:32 pm
by Robbie_painter
Bosscat wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:17 pm
He's recorded a version of CW McCalls "Convoy"
Ah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Dick
You gotta copy on me, Pig Pen, c'mon?
Ah, yeah, 10-4, Pig Pen, fer sure, fer sure
By golly, it's clean clear to Flag Town, c'mon
Yeah, that's a big 10-4 there, Pig Pen
Yeah, we definitely got the front door, good buddy
Mercy sake's alive, looks like we got us a convoy
You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:45 pm
by distortiondave
Before today my internet search for 'prosthetic italian fascist penis' has been pretty much nil, but now I kinda want to do it.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:47 pm
by Bosscat
Robbie_painter wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:32 pm
You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???
Its called cut and paste ... no trouble at all altering one word
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:51 pm
by Muric Leggings
Robbie_painter wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 8:32 pm
You went to all that trouble just to get one Rubber Dick in???
The forums unfunniest man.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:35 pm
by dougcollins
So the Eagle is unemployed now then?
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:46 pm
by dvalley69
dougcollins wrote: ↑Tue Jan 14, 2025 9:35 pm
So the Eagle is unemployed now then?
Gonna join his cousin in London. Italians love London!
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 10:44 pm
by bfcjg
In football terms, we all have our different Knobby Styles.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Tue Jan 14, 2025 11:52 pm
by tarkys_ears
You seem to have a HARD-ON for him!
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:16 am
by what_no_pies
So essentially they saw fit to disregard his racist tendencies but subsequently sacked him for trying to raise awareness of a medical quirk.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:12 am
by bobinho
For one minute, I thought the Tyson fury thread had been renamed….
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 7:29 am
by bfcjg
what_no_pies wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 12:16 am
So essentially they saw fit to disregard his racist tendencies but subsequently sacked him for trying to raise awareness of a medical quirk.
Is " the raise awareness " a deliberate inclusion ?
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:59 am
by Tricky Trevor
So have I got this right? He didn’t get sacked for posting a photo of his cock but for a photo of a rubber/plastic cock. The world has truly gone mad.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 11:54 am
by JohnMac
Tricky Trevor wrote: ↑Wed Jan 15, 2025 9:59 am
So have I got this right? He didn’t get sacked for posting a photo of his cock but for a photo of a rubber/plastic cock. The world has truly gone mad.
It's a combination cock...
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Wed Jan 15, 2025 4:16 pm
by dvalley69
another cock-up by Lazio!
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 1:06 pm
by Cheshireclaret
Reading the last bit of that article, I think the irony is that the owner of this prosthetic member, is a fair old member himself! A total gland.
Re: Bit of a d*ck...
Posted: Thu Jan 16, 2025 5:03 pm
by JR1882
It’s all very Lazio that chanting for Mussolini (and endorsing Franco) only got him a slap on the wrist but posting his cock on his Insta got him dismissed.
Definitely a bit of a lunatic though, previously flew his Eagle at Benfica but was sacked after demanding a cut of all merchandise with an eagle on it (it’s on their badge). Don’t ask don’t get I guess.
