Several of our players lack songs but as Cullen has been a star in our midfield, I thought:

(tune of Davy Crockett)

Cullen, Josh Cullen
Plays with a nerve of steel
Cullen, Josh Cullen
King of the Burnley midfield

Need to think about Brownhill, Roberts, Humphreys, Edwards etc

I said this on the tresor thread. The song about shelvey and not one for our best midfielder is bizarre. Surely someone can come up with one for him. Player of the year in his first season, vice captain.

I’ve come up with one, but it’s a bit tricky to remember. To the chant of Su, Su, Suicide:-
Josh, Josh, Josh Cullen.
Should be easy enough for everyone.

Re use the Boyd one - ‘He’s here, he’s there, he’s every f’in where, Josh Cullen, Josh Cullen!’

Side, side, side, sideways Cullen
Side, side, side all the way
Side, side, side, sideways Cullen
Playing the Parker way

I don't care about Tresor
He don't care about me
What I care about is Josh Cullen's knees.
Original and done in the best possible taste.

Joshy Cullen's Claret and Blue army!