I present for the count a 680 G jar of the finest gherkins from Aldi

How many Gherkins?
How much juice in ml?

10 points for a correct guess and 5 points for the closest if no correct answer.

Come on yooooooooou counters.

Big win needed on Friday

12 Gherks
210 mls Gherk joooooose

Am missing the game on Friday...

Come on you Clarets lets Pickle the Mustard Canaries.

10 gherkins
230ml juice

Ooooh now we're talking. I've been messing round with Haribo but a giant jar of Gherkins and lovely pickle juice is where its at!

I'll say 13 schlongy cucumber type things
235 mls of pickly jews!

Ta for the count longsider!

Thanks for the count Longside
14 green phalus"s
208 juuuuuus
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17 gherkins
118ml juice

Thanks for doing the count Longsider

UTC!

An excellent choice, Longsider. I sez

14 gherkins
270 ml joooooooooose

3 points for the mighty clarets.

Gherkins 16
Pickle juice 280ml

Thanks for the count Longsider

Who doesn’t love a Gherkin….

11 Gherkins
190 ml pickle juice

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18 Gherkins
300ml juice
Thanks Longsider

10 gherkins
200 juice

Cheers for the count

9 gherkins
205ml juice

thanks for your time Longsider

Hmmmm I'm goinnnnnng feeeeerrrrr.......

19 gherkins
296ml of pickle liquid

Thanks Longsider. Fingers crossed for 3 points against Narrrrwch and topping the table this weekend (pending defeats for Weeds and Blunts that is). UtBFC!

15 gherkins
305ml jooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose

Not something I often eat, so a stab in the dark with

21 Gherkins
282 mls Pickle Juice

Thanks for the count

Bump.
Come on yooooooooou Counters.
The count needs you.
Count closed at 7:00pm.

Count now closed. Good luck everyone.

Drainage underway
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We have a Gherkin count winner with the exact number. We have a juice winner with a guess super close.

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Congratulations to Claretmisterg. 5 points for the closest juice guess

Congratulations to Dawlish with a correct guess of 18 Gherkins and 10 points.

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Enjoy your dinner

Great count thanks a lot longsider!

Cheers Longsider great count again and another 3 points

Updated points :-

1st
Dawlishclaret 245 points

2nd
BigF 201 points

Joint 3rd
Longsider 181 points
Zooniverser 181 points

5th
Jasper64 170 points

6th
DingleDangle 165 points

7th
jdrobbo 156 points

8th
Croydon Claret 155 points

9th
Claretmisterg 143 points

10th
Eloise Laws 137 points

11th
Les latcham fan club 115 points

12th
tarkys_ears 107 points

joint 13th
claretblue 95 points
green_parrot 95 points

15th
bfcjg 73 points

16th
Bosscat 72 points

17th
tally 68 points

18th
distortiondave 55 points

19th
ClaretGeorgina 40 points

Joint 20th
mdd2 20 points
MDWat 20 points

22nd
AGENT_CLARET 13 points

23rd
pompeyclaret 5 points

Congratulations to Dawlishclaret another 10 points puts him 44 points clear in first place now on an incredible 245 points, well done.
5 points puts yours truly up to 9th place on 143 points.
Thanks for a great count Longsider, 3 points for counting puts you up to joint 3rd on 181 points.
Thanks to all counters for taking part inspiring the lads to a great performance (particularly first half) which saw us secure all 3 points to reclaim top spot.
Come on Preston (today only) and Plymouth.
Up the Mighty Clarets, come what may.