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New Jaidon Anthony Chant ?
Posted: Wed May 28, 2025 4:53 pm
by EMANTO2
Need a new chant for this man next season, thought of this one which we used for Scott Twine a few seasons ago.
He came from Bournemouth
He ******* hates the sea
He's our left winger
the best you'll ever see
He's got more magic
than ******* Houdini
His name is Jaidon
Jaidon Anthony
Re: New Jaidon Anthony Chant ?
Posted: Wed May 28, 2025 5:29 pm
by dougcollins
EMANTO2 wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 4:53 pm
Need a new chant for this man next season, thought of this one which we used for Scott Twine a few seasons ago.
He came from Bournemouth
He ******* hates the sea
He's our left winger
the best you'll ever see
He's got more magic
than ******* Houdini
His name is Jaidon
Jaidon Anthony
Is it just the sea, or any large expanse of water?
Re: New Jaidon Anthony Chant ?
Posted: Wed May 28, 2025 5:56 pm
by Holtyclaret
Jaidons aquaphobic, jaidons aquaphobic
La la la la Sui, la la la la Sui!
(I prefer your chant haha)
Re: New Jaidon Anthony Chant ?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2025 4:57 pm
by Goobs
Maybe we should start a go fund me to help get him some counselling for his fear of water. There may be some deep rooted issues that he can resolve and who knows that may be impacting on his game.
Not sure a song mocking his phobia is gonna be all that helpful.
Re: New Jaidon Anthony Chant ?
Posted: Fri May 30, 2025 6:55 pm
by Rowls
dougcollins wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 5:29 pm
Is it just the sea, or any large expanse of water?
It's the English channel he really detests.
He's fine with everything else from swimming pools, paddling pools and the Irish Sea. Except Ullswater. So the English Channel and Ullswater.