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Old wifes tales.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 3:51 pm
by Terrier
Know of any or if there is anything in them?
Asking because I recently read 90% of the goodness in an apple is in the core so I have started to scoff the whole apple, problem is every time I eat one I hear my grandma ( dead for over 50 year ) telling me that if I ate an apple pip a tree would grow in my stomach .
Nothing happening as of yet!
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 4:15 pm
by dougcollins
I imagine it takes a while for an apple tree to grow.
The bad news is my doctor friend always said apple pips are the biggest cause of appendicitis.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 4:25 pm
by WadingInDeeper
I was told an Apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But I have an allergy to them so that doesn’t quite work.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 5:02 pm
by Sausage
I'd be more worried by the amygdalin in the apple seeds. Apparently it breaks down into cyanide when it's in your stomach. While the dosage is minute, it still can't be good for you.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 7:19 pm
by LeadBelly
If you sit on cold surfaces too long you get piles.
I've never shied away from sitting on cold surfaces and, thankfully, haven't been troubled by said affliction yet in my 75 years.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2025 8:41 pm
by claret wizard
Sausage wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 5:02 pm
I'd be more worried by the amygdalin in the apple seeds. Apparently it breaks down into cyanide when it's in your stomach. While the dosage is minute, it still can't be good for you.
Why you should never feed your dog the apple cores.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 10:10 am
by GordonvaleClaret
A mate of mine was once suffering from "tummy pain". Upon medical investigation it was discovered that a grapefruit seed was sprouting in his gut.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:10 am
by brexit
wives
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:39 pm
by No Ney Never
A nettle sting can be soothed by applying a dock leaf!
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:59 pm
by Rowls
Sausage wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 5:02 pm
I'd be more worried by the amygdalin in the apple seeds. Apparently it breaks down into cyanide when it's in your stomach. While the dosage is minute, it still can't be good for you.
Nah. Cyanide (like arsenic) in these tiny doses isn't going to do anything. Just like there is a trace amount of alcohol in every ripe banana but nobody ever got drunk eating 'nanas.
There are some dangers, for example peach or apricot seeds are high enough in cyanide to be extremely dangerous. Or if you've made apple pulp (eg. making cider) then you don't want to be eating much of that because it will have a concrentration of pips in it.
But eating apples individually and scoffing the pips and cores isn't going to provide anywhere near to a dose to cause any worry, not even for a small child.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:02 pm
by No Ney Never
You can test positive for cocaine from eating toast!
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:13 pm
by Tricky Trevor
Rowls wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:59 pm
Nah. Cyanide (like arsenic) in these tiny doses isn't going to do anything. Just like there is a trace amount of alcohol in every ripe banana but nobody ever got drunk eating 'nanas.
Enough to get off drink driving?
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 2:13 pm
by mdd2
No Ney Never wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:02 pm
You can test positive for cocaine from eating toast!
Cocaine with Toast by Jake Kelly
Got yo grandma putting cocaine on her toast, no avocado
Got yo momma on the boof now she a groupie licking toes
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:01 pm
by CnBtruntru
I would not have thought coke was about when the old wives tales began, so that one must be an urban myth.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:04 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
Rowls wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:59 pm
Nah. Cyanide (like arsenic) in these tiny doses isn't going to do anything. Just like there is a trace amount of alcohol in every ripe banana but nobody ever got drunk eating 'nanas.
There are some dangers, for example peach or apricot seeds are high enough in cyanide to be extremely dangerous. Or if you've made apple pulp (eg. making cider) then you don't want to be eating much of that because it will have a concrentration of pips in it.
But eating apples individually and scoffing the pips and cores isn't going to provide anywhere near to a dose to cause any worry, not even for a small child.
Mmmm….reluctant though I am to challenge the authority of Rowls…
On a large local field used by many dog walkers are a number of apple trees. One of the dogs, unsurprisingly a Labrador, gorged on the windfalls.
She was very unwell, and at her subsequent visit to the vets the cause was identified as the cyanide in the apples she’d eaten.
I keep my dog well away from windfalls.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:12 pm
by Middle-agedClaret
As for old wives’ tales I remember from my childhood in Ireland, the one that seemed oddest was that if you put a new pair of shoes on the table it would bring you bad luck. Still don’t do it ( although I’ve had my share of bad luck, like us all)
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:12 pm
by dougcollins
No Ney Never wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 12:39 pm
A nettle sting can be soothed by applying a dock leaf!
That works, bizarrely.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 9:21 pm
by Rowls
Middle-agedClaret wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:04 pm
Mmmm….reluctant though I am to challenge the authority of Rowls…
On a large local field used by many dog walkers are a number of apple trees. One of the dogs, unsurprisingly a Labrador, gorged on the windfalls.
She was very unwell, and at her subsequent visit to the vets the cause was identified as the cyanide in the apples she’d eaten.
I keep my dog well away from windfalls.
You're wise not to doubt me.
The major factors here are (a) the patient being a dog and (b) the apples being windfall apples.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 9:49 pm
by Guppyspotter
My eyesight isn't what it used to be.....
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:06 pm
by midlander63
My mum was very superstitious - she said that if you hang out the washing and a bird shits on it that's good luck
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:09 pm
by rob63
No Ney Never wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 1:02 pm
You can test positive for cocaine from eating toast!
How many lines of toast do you have to eat though?

Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:13 pm
by Guppyspotter
dougcollins wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:12 pm
That works, bizarrely.
Not bizarre but works in an unexpected way. You might expect that the sap from the crushed leaves neutralizes the formic acid found in nettles by being alkaline but it is the soothing effect of the sap evaporating and cooling the area. Dock leaf sap is also acidic.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 8:47 am
by dougcollins
Would have been so much neater if it was the alkaline neutralisation!
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 8:56 am
by chekhov
brexit wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:10 am
wives
Wives’
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 9:06 am
by CaptJohn
"Share salt, share sorrow!" I was brought up to never hand the salt cellar over to another person at the dinner table. Always put it down on the table in front of them if they ask you to pass it.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 4:31 pm
by brexit
chekhov wrote: ↑Sun Jul 20, 2025 8:56 am
Wives’
“Wisdom.... comes not from age, but from education and learning.”
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 4:33 pm
by brexit
CaptJohn wrote: ↑Sun Jul 20, 2025 9:06 am
"Share salt, share sorrow!" I was brought up to never hand the salt cellar over to another person at the dinner table. Always put it down on the table in front of them if they ask you to pass it.
interesting, I went to a house-warming in Serbia once and most of the locals brought bread and salt to bless the house.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Sun Jul 20, 2025 5:05 pm
by kentonclaret
midlander63 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:06 pm
My mum was very superstitious - she said that if you hang out the washing and a bird shits on it that's good luck
Gives it that “whoosh of freshness”

Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:19 pm
by IanMcL
Terrier wrote: ↑Fri Jul 18, 2025 3:51 pm
Know of any or if there is anything in them?
Asking because I recently read 90% of the goodness in an apple is in the core so I have started to scoff the whole apple, problem is every time I eat one I hear my grandma ( dead for over 50 year ) telling me that if I ate an apple pip a tree would grow in my stomach .
Nothing happening as of yet!
Recommend creating a smoothie with your apple etc.
Re: Old wives' tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:28 pm
by yTib
goose grease is a cure-all for just about everything.
my gran smothered my neck in it when i pulled a muscle.
decades later i still feel the same injury.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:30 pm
by JohnMac
Don't sit too close with your back to the coal fire otherwise your spine will melt. (As we did to get warm)
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:32 pm
by IanMcL
midlander63 wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 11:06 pm
My mum was very superstitious - she said that if you hang out the washing and a bird shits on it that's good luck
How to fool yourself after a bad happening!
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:36 pm
by FCBurnley
If the wind changes direction while you are pulling a face at somebody your face will stay like that !
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:47 pm
by IanMcL
Don't play near drains or you will catch Scarlet Fever.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 10:58 pm
by Guppyspotter
Middle-agedClaret wrote: ↑Sat Jul 19, 2025 5:12 pm
As for old wives’ tales I remember from my childhood in Ireland, the one that seemed oddest was that if you put a new pair of shoes on the table it would bring you bad luck. Still don’t do it ( although I’ve had my share of bad luck, like us all)
I did that once and my dad slapped me round the head and told me to get my shoes off the table. Not convinced it was bad luck but bad manners.
Re: Old wifes tales.
Posted: Mon Jul 21, 2025 11:36 pm
by Grimsdale
If you've been out in the cold and you put your hands in front of the fire, you'll get chilblains.
When I asked my mum what chilblains are, she just told me to shut up and get my hands away from the fire.