The Throw One Inn - The Virtual Pub

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:23 pm

Gordaleman wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:22 pm
I heard about a guy once who got "Barred' for Sheep *******.

Whose your friend BC,his jokes are worse than yours ?

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:28 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:23 pm
Whose your friend BC,his jokes are worse than yours ?

Will you stop sending selfies to my Mrs Steve

Or I will have to have a word with Gillian

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Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:30 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:28 pm
Will you stop sending selfies to my Mrs Steve

Or I will have to have a word with Gillian
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Im worried about what that duck is about to do

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:40 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:03 pm
Just had a read through this Frank has never made a comment....is he barred?

We found Frank

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bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:46 pm

Corona on draught, half price.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Tue Mar 10, 2020 10:29 pm

Lot of folk coughing. Hope nothing serious!
Whisky needed.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:52 am

I have just nipped in to drown my sorrows. No match on Saturday.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:28 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:52 am
I have just nipped in to drown my sorrows. No match on Saturday.

Hia Ian Didn't you know...??we beat city 2..3 in the virtual game! Mines a pint!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:32 pm

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:28 pm
Hia Ian Didn't you know...??we beat city 2..3 in the virtual game! Mines a pint!

Oi Timbob....

Yer Barred

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:34 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:32 pm
Oi Timbob....

Yer Barred

Give over guv ..let me finish Ian's Drink!

rob63 · Post by **rob63** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:37 pm

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:28 pm
Hia Ian Didn't you know...??we beat city 2..3 in the virtual game! Mines a pint!

Get Tim a virtual pint on me!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm

rob63 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:37 pm
Get Tim a virtual pint on me!

If you're getting them in, mine's a Guinness.
Cheers Rob. Cheers Tim. Hi Bosscat.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:44 pm

rob63 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:37 pm
Get Tim a virtual pint on me!

Cheers...slurp! Rob.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm
If you're getting them in, mine's a Guinness.
Cheers Rob. Cheers Tim. Hi Bosscat.

Oh......you've F...king cheered up!

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm

Wow get me large Brandy Bene and Ot.
What a game and SD filled in Sterling and Pep in the Tunnel after it ended.

Pep was shouting "jodida barba de disco de jengibre"
He didn' know SD has had a time share in Torremolinos for years

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:49 pm

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm
Oh......you've F...king cheered up!

Free beer and a virtual win can do that!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:50 pm

Talking of virtual, I wonder if the pools panel will be exhumed to complete the virtual season!

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:55 pm

Some people in here have no manners, minding my own business p1ssing in the sink and some dirty ******* has left the soap in it, plug hole blocked its overflowed and I've wet my shoes. Dirty filthy lazy bstard.
I need a Bene.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:56 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:50 pm
Talking of virtual, I wonder if the pools panel will be exhumed to complete the virtual season!

How the Fu.. do I know? Ask gordleman. He'll be along shortly....your round! Erm....you're.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:58 pm

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:55 pm
Some people in here have no manners, minding my own business p1ssing in the sink and some dirty ******* has left the soap in it, plug hole blocked its overflowed and I've wet my shoes. Dirty filthy lazy bstard.
I need a Bene.

It was Leisure...

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:00 pm

Think you might have swallowed one too many virtual's Tim. You're mixing up your words!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:12 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:00 pm
Think you might have swallowed one too many virtual's Tim. You're mixing up your words!

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:13 pm

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:12 pm

Pardon?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:13 pm

I'm Done...

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:25 pm

Night night. Safe journey home. Avoid Canal Street. Bosscat hangs out there.

rob63 · Post by **rob63** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:48 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:41 pm
If you're getting them in, mine's a Guinness.
Cheers Rob. Cheers Tim. Hi Bosscat.

I'll get it with one of these new virtual twenties they've just produced

rob63 · Post by **rob63** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:49 pm

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 10:45 pm
Oh......you've F...king cheered up!

See, all it takes is the thought of a pint

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:52 pm

rob63 wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:48 pm
I'll get it with one of these new virtual twenties they've just produced

They accept anything in Virtual Pub.

I'll have another. Cheers.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:55 pm

Landlord just said we can have a lock in

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:00 am

Is there a key?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:12 am

bfcjg wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:55 pm
Landlord just said we can have a lock in

Bfcboyo · Post by **Bfcboyo** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:45 am

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:25 pm
Night night. Safe journey home. Avoid Canal Street. Bosscat hangs out there.

I got persecuted for a nothing comment like this the other week. Be careful as you will have Aggi , evensteadiereddie , tvc15, greenmile , spiral and the famous thomaspaine on your case calling for you to be banned if they are that way out. They made right fools of themselves it was cringy reading their posts doing their best to get me banned.

The slags.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:51 am

Bfcboyo wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:45 am
I got persecuted for a nothing comment like this the other week. Be careful as you will have Aggi , evensteadiereddie , tvc15, greenmile , spiral and the famous thomaspaine on your case calling for you to be banned if they are that way out. They made right fools of themselves it was cringy reading their posts doing their best to get me banned.

The slags.

One of those mentioned on there is a trouble maker of the highest order ill not say which one but its not TVC15,Greenmile,spiral,aggi or thomaspaine

Jimmymaccer · Post by **Jimmymaccer** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 10:55 am

Will the virtual pub be showing today’s live virtual footy on virtual sky live?

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:12 pm

For sure, however, there is a capacity issue, as we all have to be 2m apart.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:14 pm

Bfcboyo wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:45 am
I got persecuted for a nothing comment like this the other week. Be careful as you will have Aggi , evensteadiereddie , tvc15, greenmile , spiral and the famous thomaspaine on your case calling for you to be banned if they are that way out. They made right fools of themselves it was cringy reading their posts doing their best to get me banned.

The slags.

No. It is just banter with Bosscat. He is sound.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:22 pm

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 1:14 pm
No. It is just banter with Bosscat. He is sound.

He Barred me once..hes a knob!

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:08 pm

tim_noone wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 2:22 pm
He Barred me once..hes a knob!

Timbob you're only virtually barred ffs

Steve wants to know why you are ignoring his texts and emails....

My round lads whats yer poison !!!!!!!!

Arrows anyone ... nearest bull to chuck 1st ...

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:10 pm

Hair of the dog for me, pint of Hen Harrier and a bag of pork scratchings. Might have an all day session if I can keep the first one down.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:11 pm

God this no sport Saturday is bobbins im having to talk to the wife...who knew Woolworths had gone bust!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:14 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:08 pm
Timbob you're only virtually barred ffs

Steve wants to know why you are ignoring his texts and emails....

My round lads whats yer poison !!!!!!!!

Arrows anyone ... nearest bull to chuck 1st ...

Dont know if i should tell you this BC, but i caught Timmy having a slash in one of your sinks,hes frightened to show his face in case you bollock him

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:18 pm

Steve1956 wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:14 pm
Dont know if i should tell you this BC, but i caught Timmy having a slash in one of your sinks,hes frightened to show his face in case you bollock him

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:20 pm

Its gonna be busy in here will need extra tables in the conservatory.....

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:40 pm

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:08 pm
Timbob you're only virtually barred ffs

Steve wants to know why you are ignoring his texts and emails....

My round lads whats yer poison !!!!!!!!

Arrows anyone ... nearest bull to chuck 1st ...

Ok Thanks...wouldn't dream of "ghosting" steve.staying in today though after having a good drink last night following the virtual
Game at city..

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Sat Mar 14, 2020 3:46 pm

Guinness please Bosscat.
I have withdrawal symptoms from lack of football!

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:38 pm

Sunday night no work tomorrow were are all those bellends that think they can drink,c'mon I fancy a sesh.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sun Mar 15, 2020 11:43 pm

Pussies!

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:36 am

I am in. Guinness and a Drambuie please. (Bottle(

rob63 · Post by **rob63** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 1:41 am

IanMcL wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 16, 2020 12:36 am
I am in. Guinness and a Drambuie please. (Bottle(

Of which?

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Mon Mar 16, 2020 2:04 am

Bfcboyo wrote: ↑
Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:45 am
I got persecuted for a nothing comment like this the other week. Be careful as you will have Aggi , evensteadiereddie , tvc15, greenmile , spiral and the famous thomaspaine on your case calling for you to be banned if they are that way out. They made right fools of themselves it was cringy reading their posts doing their best to get me banned.

The slags.

Ha! Don't think I've ever been called out by name before. This is a first for me. If you'll recall correctly, I wasn't interested in you being banned. I was more bothered about the thread being kept alive. I hate it when the behaviour of morons gets a decent thread deleted by over-zealous moderators. You'd do well to confront that persecution complex. I guarantee everyone else you've name-checked has completely forgotten about that thread.