How would you write BFS's Premier league obituary?

[bfcjg]

Peacefully but not silently Sam departed this place, alas not in his sleep he left that mercy to the long suffering supporters he's bored rigid over the years.
If only the players had off listened to him and his game plans they would have survived,if only the directors had of funded Englands only ever undefeated manager Sam would still be here the darling of the pundits, the most innovative manager to grace the Premier.
Family flowers only, but cash donations in brown envelopes(used notes) can be posted to a po box in the British Virgin isles.

[claretonthecoast1882]

Ladies n Gentleman thank you for attending the special event in honour of Sam.

If you would all kindly raise your gravy boats

[Grumps]

What was strange last night was he never left his seat, like he'd given up, then at the end went straight down the tunnel, instead of trying to cheer up his players... Hopefully given up for good

[Steve1956]

Good riddance you fat greedy slob!

[Bosscat]

Good riddance you fat greedy slob!

Short, sharp and straight to the point ...

I like it

[Dark Cloud]

Like most other managers, actually very good and very effective at places where he just "fit" and found his niche, but like the proverbial floundering shark at others where he really was anything but a "fit". Plus, exposed as yet another of the extremely over paid and fabulously rich in football, who found you could always screw the game for more if you really wanted to because rich is never enough and that's not nice! (But far more common than we fans realise!)

[bfcjg]

Ladies n Gentleman thank you for attending the special event in honour of Sam.

If you would all kindly raise your gravy boats

Brilliant

[evensteadiereddie]

Overrated and, bizarrely enough, still a bit of a media darling with the Big Sam this and Big Sam that.
A real chancer.

[Zlatan]

with a crayon

[simonclaret]

I had the sound turned down for his post match interview yesterday but he seemed to be having a good laugh about life.

[randomclaret2]

I might just hold off till we're safe...

[tim_noone]

Apart from last night...always seemed to get league wins against Arsenal and Arsene. Something I haven't seen since the seventies...then we do em in Lockdown..

[bobinho]

I might just hold off till we're safe...

I won’t. He will still be a fat greedy corrupt arsehole whether we stay up or go down. He’s a loser. Rich yeah, household name yeah, but he’s a disgrace to the game.

Before his five minutes as the England manager, I wasn’t all that keen based on the style of football and his club history, but his personal greed ended up costing him his job and what little respect honest folk had for him.

Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t losing sleep over it or owt, but that’s what I think. He’s classless. The only thing missing from his CV, is Leeds Utd manager.

[bfcjg]

His smirk when talking about the Olsen ( I think it was him ) five when they scabbed a win against us and the professional last man foul that wasn't given as a red in the same game and can equally big smirk some up the two faced, ten cheeks bloated greedy bstard.

[Belial]

Muncher of pies, settler of bungs, once a ba5tard, always a ba5tard

[DCWat]

Still chewing gum like the school tart, Sam weebled off to spend the rest of his days in Greenland to be in and amongst the vast herd of Walrus.

[Claretitus]

Tatty Bye ya fat ba****d, good riddance, don’t comeback.

[boatshed bill]

unsympathetically.

[randomclaret2]

I won’t. He will still be a fat greedy corrupt arsehole whether we stay up or go down. He’s a loser. Rich yeah, household name yeah, but he’s a disgrace to the game.

Before his five minutes as the England manager, I wasn’t all that keen based on the style of football and his club history, but his personal greed ended up costing him his job and what little respect honest folk had for him.

Don’t get me wrong, I ain’t losing sleep over it or owt, but that’s what I think. He’s classless. The only thing missing from his CV, is Leeds Utd manager.

Unlucky Sam