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[RalphCoatesComb]

Do you want the Sheff Utd Count, Ralph?

As you know Admiral, I am not one to shirk my Counting duties but, I suspect me and Spot will be up to our eyes in the Champions League and Europa League Finals

[Redbeard]

Of course, Ralph.

I was joking...

[bfcjg]

I think we need to analyse every count at the end of the season, maybe bring some historical other season counts in and see what has the best win or away draw ratio. Is it fruit , vegetables, beans,pulses,nuts etc that are the most successful, could it be mixed tins are less successful, or more juice equates to more goals scored or conceded. If Dyche stays and the new owners don't invest as much as we need Dyche will need as much help as possible.

[Redbeard]

It was only after ten winless matches at the start of the season that we did our first Count and got our first win. The up-and-down nature of our season from that point thus was only to be expected. Yet we have survived, and that was about the best we could have achieved.

Next season must involve practice Counts for friendly matches, so that we are on the ball even before the official season begins. Those games are ideal of course for the blooding of aspiring new Officiators.

It goes without saying, too, that we'll need to begin Counts punctually and to concentrate properly during Estimating-times rather than be carelessly frivolous or use coarse language which upsets the ethereal powers. In other words, we need to take the Ritual more seriously.

Overall, looking back again to those ten missed opportunities, we have done quite well. But next season we really must work much harder.

[Steve1956]

I know, Steve: I was just clarifying.

Do you want the Liverpool Count, then?

If we can begin Estimations at 7.15pm on Tuesday, giving ourselves the full 24 hours plus one, you might just get us a win!

Can't do the Liverpool one Red..I'm washing my hair on Wednesday