You know you are getting old when....

[CaptainKirk]

The guy on the radio mentions Saturday Night Fever as the best selling movie soundtrack of all time and your twentysomething passenger says "What's that?"

[yTib]

...every single aspect of life annoys the ferk out of you.

[ŽižkovClaret]

My mate said he felt old yesterday when his mates kids popped up in "people you may know" section in fb

I said hey at least its not tinder

[SalisburyClaret]

BFC offer you a new contract

[martin_p]

On a work meeting yesterday a colleague had to break off to answer the door and returned announcing that her costume for a 70s party had turned up. I suddenly realised I was the only person on the call who was alive in the 70s!

[bfcjg]

You think house and garage music are background music in estate agents and car dealers.

[maccclaret]

You remember watching Burnley v Rochdale.

[Fenwick]

You light a fag and it singes your nose hair

[mkmel]

When you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head

[Bosscat]

When you have more hair in your ears and nose than on your head

Light a fag m8 (less hairs in your nose see Fenwicks post)

[Shappie]

You clean your house to the songs you used to dance to in nightclubs

[LeadBelly]

You have to warm up before and warm down after........ doing half an hour of gardening.

[fidelcastro]

You make that noise when you pick something up off the floor and get back up again.

[Wile E Coyote]

they pull a sheet over your head.

[elwaclaret]

When you are given a Wagon Wheel and think my matchbox cars used to have bigger wheels

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

find yourself ordering tartan slippers

[Bosscat]

find yourself ordering tartan slippers

True

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[NorthIsCool]

When your belly button collects more fluff than your tumble dryer filter

[LoveCurryPies]

When your computer is covered in post-it-notes to remind you what you are supposed to be doing.

[bpgburn]

...when lying on your deathbed

[kentonclaret]

Instead of going for a 5 mile run you wander off down memory lane………...

[kentonclaret]

You notice an elderly person sitting on the bus who then stands up and offers you the seat………….

[Cirrus_Minor]

You buy clothes for comfort instead of fashion.

[Jambounchained]

My nephew (5) picked up my game boy and tried pressed the screen

[HahaYeah]

You keep opening the fridge door with a pair of manky socks in your hand.

[ElectroClaret]

You make that noise when you pick something up off the floor and get back up again.

And getting in and out of the car.

[minnieclaret]

You keep checking Summer transfer window rumours. When, if anybody signs, CT will have a page up sharpish.

[Volvoclaret]

You start laughing at Bosscats jokes.

[bfcmatt]

you buy yourself a £2 pair of readers from homebargains

[Marney&Mee]

Pstotto's posts make perfect sense

[BFCmaj]

You realise that 1980 and 2021 are as far apart as 1980 and 1939.
(Stolen from Facebook).

[FCBurnley]

When you are older than CT

[mkmel]

Ooi that's me

[joey13]

When you get Klingons on your starboard bow

[CaptainKirk]

Pstotto's posts make perfect sense

Can relate to almost all these replies - but not this one - not ever.

[FCBurnley]

Ooi that's me

And me

[Bosscat]

Can relate to almost all these replies - but not this one - not ever.

Well you would to this one

When you get Klingons on your starboard bow

[CaptainKirk]

Well you would to this one

Not sure what you mean??

[claret_in_exile]

BFC offer you a new contract

Close the thread, folks. This one's the winner.

[minnieclaret]

Watching athletics:
Hop, skip and jump is now triple jump
Pole vaulters land on an airbed, not sand.
High jumpers clear the bar on their back.

[AlargeClaret]

You could of sworn you didn’t take a big piece of chocolate to bed …

[IanMcL]

Pstotto's posts make perfect sense

You are confusing first signs of madness...

[IanMcL]

Keith Waterhouse once wrote that it is when you are sat at a family meal, pick up the daddies sauce and look across the table and see that the picture resembles your son, not you.

[holycustard]

You can tuck your nuts in your socks.

[TheFamilyCat]

The guy on the radio mentions Saturday Night Fever as the best selling movie soundtrack of all time and your twentysomething passenger says "What's that?"

That just says you're in a car with a twentysomething year old.

[Clarets4me]

You realise that 1980 and 2021 are as far apart as 1980 and 1939. (Stolen from Facebook).

" Wherever I lay my hat ( that's my home ) ", by Paul Young, being No.1, was nearer to the end of World War 2, than it is to today ....

[John Johnson 1605]

1 You don’t know how to order an Uber (or don’t care).

2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo

3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.

[Pearcey]

When you prefer Fruit and Nut over Dairy Milk.

[box_of_frogs]

1 You don’t know how to order an Uber (or don’t care).

2 You don’t order from Just Eats/Deliveroo

3 You haven’t watched Love Island but assume it’s like Blind Date.

Nope, C- must do better.

1. Easy.

2. No need.

3. It’s cack.

Not that old!

[tarkys_ears]

When bread with seeds and stuff becomes more desirable than White Toastie Warburton's