Sex noises on MOTD

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Sex noises on MOTD

Post by claptrappers_union » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:36 pm

someone has that porn noise prank going off on their phone in the studio somewhere

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Awayfromburnley » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:39 pm

This really is hilarious. It won't stop.

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:39 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:36 pm
someone has that porn noise prank going off on their phone in the studio somewhere
Whats a Porn Noise Prank when its at home ...

🤣🤣🤣 the mind boggles

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Bosscat » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:41 pm

Just switched over and I see what you meant 🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by jrgbfc » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:42 pm

Wtf is the producer playing at? That was bizarre🤣

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Burnley1989 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:42 pm

Brilliant 😂 they didn’t know what to do with themselves 😂

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Terrier » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:43 pm

Had it sent to me in various disguise, you press on a wattsapp joke or whatever and seconds in you get the sounds( loudly ) of a lady enjoying herself!!

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by GodIsADeeJay81 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:43 pm

That's pretty funny, just listened to it on iPlayer

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Terrier » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:44 pm

P.s. depending on company it can be very embarrassing

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by HunterST_BFC » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:46 pm

is it Vikki Sparks on coms?

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Casper2 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:46 pm

Terrier wrote:
Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:43 pm
Had it sent to me in various disguise, you press on a wattsapp joke or whatever and seconds in you get the sounds( loudly ) of a lady enjoying herself!!
Lady :o I’d be questioning the type of woman you like Terrier :lol:

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by fidelcastro » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:46 pm

It sounded more like a creaking mattress than anything else, although I suppose that could still mean someone enjoying themself! 😆

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Loyalclaret » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:52 pm

I opened a messaged in the break of a meeting, luckily my colleagues saw the funny side - can't be many people who haven't been done with it at some point 😊

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by MiltonKeynesClaret93 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:54 pm

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Jimmymaccer » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:55 pm

Still going on…..

And Lineker and pals carrying on😀

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by PremierLeagueClass » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:55 pm

It become more awkward when Danny Murphy didn’t acknowledge Gary’s initial attempt to make a joke about it haha. Someone will be in hot water over that.

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Jimmymaccer » Tue Jan 17, 2023 7:57 pm

Sorry, just switched to the match but didn’t realise I was watching from the start, match already started!!!

Numpty!

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by fatboy47 » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:21 pm

Long and Juke both notch for Brum.

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by whiffa » Tue Jan 17, 2023 9:24 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjfZmXvxys

These lads taking credit. Looks like he does a few pranks.

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Foshiznik » Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:46 am

When I was watching it live, I didn’t realise it was sex noises, I thought someone was using a drill or orbital sander in a nearby room!

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Terrier » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:28 am

Not a big fan of Lineker but thought he handled the situation well last night!

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by bfcjg » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:31 am

I bet Burnley still cum last.

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Dark Cloud » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:42 am

Foshiznik wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2023 8:46 am
When I was watching it live, I didn’t realise it was sex noises, I thought someone was using a drill or orbital sander in a nearby room!
You not had much "experience" Foshiznik? I've had a reasonable amount and never known a woman to sound like an orbital sander!!!! Crikey!! (But then maybe I'm just not doing it right!!!) 😂😂😂

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Re: Sex noises on MOTD

Post by Foshiznik » Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:55 am

Dark Cloud wrote:
Wed Jan 18, 2023 10:42 am
You not had much "experience" Foshiznik? I've had a reasonable amount and never known a woman to sound like an orbital sander!!!! Crikey!! (But then maybe I'm just not doing it right!!!) 😂😂😂
Maybe it’s me doing it wrong!! :lol:
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