Show Beyer some love

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:18 pm

I'd be suprised if anyone didn't want this lad to sign for us. In which case we need a song to serenade him with.

I was thinking of Dare by Gorillaz:

He's coming up
He's coming up
He's coming up
It's Beyer

I can't imagine it working that well as a footy chant so won't be giving up my day job yet.

A song can only help our chances of persuading him to stay on so we need something.

Anyone got anything? I' ve set the bar fairly low...

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 4:36 pm

Nearly 5!!

Conroy92 · Post by **Conroy92** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:14 pm

The Beyer necessities.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the simple Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's recipes
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Croydon Claret · Post by **Croydon Claret** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:15 pm

Best new song in about 100 years

boyyanno · Post by **boyyanno** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 5:59 pm

Paul Waine · Post by **Paul Waine** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:06 pm

I don't usually write songs, but you've got me going - or, maybe it's this afternoon's 4-0 win in style.

"The wonderful thing about Beyer
Is that Beyer plays a wonderful game.
Beyer plays, Beyer plays,
He plays a wonderful game."

Inspired by Tigger's song from Winnie the Pooh.

UTC

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:27 pm

Cracked it Conroy! Just need to get it going now.

beddie · Post by **beddie** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:35 pm

Brilliant Conroy, I’m going to print it off otherwise I’ll forget the words. Next game everyone, get those vocals going.

whiffa · Post by **whiffa** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:36 pm

Finaly a decent song! Well in.

gawthorpe_view · Post by **gawthorpe_view** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:37 pm

Get some song sheets printed.

Taffy on the wing · Post by **Taffy on the wing** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:38 pm

WE HAVE A WINNER!

louieollie · Post by **louieollie** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 6:49 pm

Just logged in for this one ! Absolute belter of an idea

what_no_pies · Post by **what_no_pies** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:02 pm

Couple of minor tweaks to suggest. Strategies/recipes doesn't make much difference but like using his first name in the first line.

Look for the Beyer necessities, the JORDAN Beyer necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's STRATEGIES
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Matt_Whalley · Post by **Matt_Whalley** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:05 pm

“Becken-Beyer, Becken-Beyer, Jordan Becken-Beyer”

To the tune of “Give it up.”

Simple and more likely to catch on.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:17 pm

Off thread but I would have loved to hear a couple of rounds of,
It’s time to retire, it’s time to reti-i-ire,
Colin ******, it’s time to retire

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:19 pm

A bit more personalised…

Look for the Beyer necessities, the JORDAN Beyer necessities
HE’s BURNLEY’S WORLD CLASS GERMAN CENTRE HALF
I mean the Beyer necessities, Vincent kompany's STRATEGIES
That bring the Beyer necessities to life

Darnhill Claret · Post by **Darnhill Claret** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:22 pm

Simple and more likely to catch on!!

We have enough chants, songs are much better.

It's only 4 lines as opposed to 1.

Shouldn't be too difficult, surely.

Plus, as someone already said, it's the best one for over a hundred years.

Darnhill Claret · Post by **Darnhill Claret** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 7:24 pm

Still prefer recipes to strategies, both fit but in this case I think it's better to stick with the original.

Same meaning, anyway.

Bosscat · Post by **Bosscat** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:00 pm

If Jordans playing Wednesday that has to be sung ... Abso-bloody-lutely brillianf

fao MACCA get this on the list

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:27 pm

Show Beyer some love
Some love
Show Beyer some love
He really needs to know
That he's playing in a team of greats
Breaking them down
And the whole town needs to see
Will he sign for Burnerlee

CaptainKirk · Post by **CaptainKirk** » Sat Feb 25, 2023 8:34 pm

Oi, watch it!
You’ll have the new song mafia along telling you to stop trying to make up new songs.
We have a Leader in charge of this don’t you know!
Only kidding Macca!

Tinribs · Post by **Tinribs** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:23 am

Just thought few if the lads were left out Friday night so here’s one for Jordan

To the tune you are my sunshine

Oh Jordan Beyer
Oh what a player
You came to Burnley
From Germany
From Monchengladbach
Don’t ever go back
Oh don’t take my Beyer Away.

Tricky Trevor · Post by **Tricky Trevor** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:32 am

Love it but I’d change the last line to:
Oh, Jordan Beyer ne-ver go away

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:47 am

Please, please get this song going regularly over last few home games!!

NewClaret · Post by **NewClaret** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:49 am

Another vote for this.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 9:50 am

I think Conroy92's song is brilliant,keep kit at that.

djt2006 · Post by **djt2006** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:41 am

Missed this first time around. Can’t stop smiling … GENIUS!!

ArmchairDetective · Post by **ArmchairDetective** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:47 am

I missed this first time round too. Fantastic Conroy92.

Lancasterclaret · Post by **Lancasterclaret** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:47 am

That is brilliant

beddie · Post by **beddie** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:50 am

Tinribs. I don’t like it.

——————— I love it.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 10:59 am

Logged in just to like!

That is the best online offering g I have seen!

Not sure a Clarets choir could sing it at the pace it deserves. They usually merge all the words at 100mph. This needs timing and also repeating.

Gp8419 · Post by **Gp8419** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:28 am

I can’t believe the best player at the club has no song

bodge · Post by **bodge** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:33 am

Agreed, Beyer needs a song and Conroy's effort above is outstanding, another alternative of course would be "Jordon, Jordon the Beyer everyone knows his name".

blatherwickstattoos · Post by **blatherwickstattoos** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:46 am

Brilliant idea. Unfortunately it will be hard to Sing along to at 180bpms in the cricket field. Let’s see though . Best I’ve heard in a long time

ClaretAL · Post by **ClaretAL** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:52 am

Brilliant

fidelcastro · Post by **fidelcastro** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 5:55 pm

Beyer wo-ooohh
Beyer wo-ooohh
He came from Germany
To play for Kompany!

Simple but effective.

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Mon Apr 10, 2023 11:42 pm

Thought of a good one on the drive back home

To the tune of the Banana boat song

Beyer....Jordan Beeyyer
He came to Burnley and we p1ssed the league

boyyanno · Post by **boyyanno** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 10:49 am

Need to try and get the Beyer Necessities going today!

arise_sir_charge · Post by **arise_sir_charge** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:22 am

Not sure if I’ve made this up, dreamt it or heard it somewhere recently but I keep signing….

Ohhhhhh what a player
Woooooo ooo we’ve got Jordon Beyer

To the tune of Living on a Prayer.

DCWat · Post by **DCWat** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:26 am

Whatever the song - it’s a travesty that he hasn’t got one yet (I’ve missed it if there is one that has been sung).

burnley007 · Post by **burnley007** » Sat Apr 22, 2023 11:30 am

I really hope we can sign him. He looks the real deal