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ClaretsPadiham
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by ClaretsPadiham » Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:58 pm
The Stockport Iniesta
The Yorkshire Pirlo
The Welsh Cafu
The Bury Beckham
Cringey as f@ck
Can you imagine the Brazilian,Spanish,Italians naming their players after English players who they are nowhere near as good as ?
The Rio Rooney
The Madrid Moore
The Sassuolo Scholes
Might aswell see the best ones we can come up with using Burnley players past or present
The Barcelona Blake
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Bosscat
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by Bosscat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 6:59 pm
The Bratislavan Barnes
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Goobs
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by Goobs » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:04 pm
The Philadelphia Philliskirk?
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cbx750
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by cbx750 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:11 pm
The Ginger Pele.
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TheFamilyCat
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by TheFamilyCat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm
On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.
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ClaretsPadiham
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by ClaretsPadiham » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:19 pm
TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm
On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.
Your the Burnley Blatherwick
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equinox
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by equinox » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:37 pm
I usually join in with any old crap going on this board but I've no idea what the criteria is.
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fidelcastro
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by fidelcastro » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:47 pm
Isn't Al-Dakhil already known as the Baghdad Baresi?
He is now!
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RMutt
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by RMutt » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:48 pm
The Charlton Charlton.
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ŽižkovClaret
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by ŽižkovClaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:57 pm
fidelcastro wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:47 pm
Isn't Al-Dakhil already known as the Baghdad Baresi?
He is now!
I have been trying to get that going
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elwaclaret
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by elwaclaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:06 pm
Dutch Cassidy (&the StevieKindon Kid)
Finish Fletcher
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Spijed
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by Spijed » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:08 pm
Andy Payton was known as the Padiham Predator.
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Iloveyoubrady
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by Iloveyoubrady » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:11 pm
The Burnley Lara is one of the most well known.
No it is not cringey as **** and it’s quite a good laugh having a joke about someone not being good at something…
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Carwin261
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by Carwin261 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:12 pm
Talking about the Barnsley Beckenbauer ,when Tarks was at is best more than a few slagged Stones off ,but what a player that guy is now.
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Bosscat
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by Bosscat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:16 pm
Would that make Dychey ... "The Kettering Klopp"
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No Ney Never
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by No Ney Never » Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:59 pm
The Invincible Kompany
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welsbyswife
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by welsbyswife » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:06 pm
TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:18 pm
On a Monday night I am known as The Burnley Baresi so no, not cringey at all.
The Marsden Micky Quinn more like.
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Tricky Trevor
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by Tricky Trevor » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:10 pm
The Winsford Winstanley, that was about his level.
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fatboy47
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by fatboy47 » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:11 pm
I'm known as the Pennine Parkin to some of my 5 a side colleagues.
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TheFamilyCat
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by TheFamilyCat » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm
welsbyswife wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:06 pm
The Marsden Micky Quinn more like.
Nah, Micky Quinn had an eye for goal.
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dougcollins
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by dougcollins » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm
RMutt wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 7:48 pm
The Charlton Charlton.
Does the Charlton Charlton do the Charleston?
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NottsClaret
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by NottsClaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:46 pm
Carwin261 wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:12 pm
Talking about the Barnsley Beckenbauer ,when Tarks was at is best more than a few slagged Stones off ,but what a player that guy is now.
Unbelievably good now isn’t he? He was always class but he’s added so much to his game.
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chipbutty
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by chipbutty » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:21 pm
Graham DiBranchio?
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JellyBaby
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by JellyBaby » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:29 pm
The Crewe Alexander Arnold
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timshorts
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by timshorts » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:42 pm
Are we still trying to sign the Coventry kane?
And after today, we can probably wave goodbye to the Uxbridge usshole, the kangaroo kourt krook, the brexit buffoon or whatever you want to call him even though we weren't meant to, but he's not a politician now, so it's probably alright.
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CoolClaret
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by CoolClaret » Thu Jun 15, 2023 10:46 pm
BeckenBayer > Barnsley Beckenbauer
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RMutt
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by RMutt » Thu Jun 15, 2023 11:00 pm
dougcollins wrote: ↑Thu Jun 15, 2023 9:16 pm
Does the Charlton Charlton do the Charleston?
Of course, to The Charlatans.
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Foshiznik
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by Foshiznik » Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:32 am
The Schlieren Schmeichel
The Reykjavík Ronaldinho
The Swindon Sneijder
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ClaretinJapan
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by ClaretinJapan » Fri Jun 16, 2023 1:56 am
The Fortuna Tella
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by Hipper » Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:25 am
Nick the Greek.
The scouse Makalele was it?
Uwe.
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IanMcL
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by IanMcL » Fri Jun 16, 2023 8:28 am
The Padua Predator?
