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Bed Bugs

Post by basil6345789 » Tue Oct 10, 2023 5:57 pm

Thanks, EU for your latest gift. From where did this latest wave originate?
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by Claret Till I Die » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:01 pm

A laboratory in Wuhan
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:08 pm

I thought we'd taken control of our borders?
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by AGENT_CLARET » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:17 pm

Paris
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by 4midable » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:31 pm

Came on a dinghy
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by Nori1958 » Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:38 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:08 pm
 I thought we'd taken control of our borders?
Can you spot a bed bug on someone?
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by Billy Balfour » Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:16 pm

EU bedbugs, eh? Coming over here, getting free food and comfy matrasses, the blood-sucking pests.
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by TheFamilyCat » Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:27 pm

It'll be fine Cruella will be having everyone who enters the country hosed down with acid.
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by Bosscat » Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:28 pm

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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by boatshed bill » Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:39 pm

Do we not already have these little fukkaz?
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by kentonclaret » Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:47 pm

AGENT_CLARET wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 10, 2023 6:17 pm
Paris
One of the best known markets in Paris is officially known as Les Puces de Saint-Ouen but known to everyone as Les Puces (The Fleas).

Perhaps returning fans from the Rugby World Cup should be made to walk through a Car Wash on arrival. I am sure Cruella is working on it.
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by kentonclaret » Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:01 pm

boatshed bill wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:39 pm
 Do we not already have these little fukkaz?
Upon tucking you in for the night did your mother never utter the words “good night, sleep tight, don’t let the Bed Bugs bite” :?
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by boatshed bill » Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:23 pm

kentonclaret wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:01 pm
 Upon tucking you in for the night did your mother never utter the words “good night, sleep tight, don’t let the Bed Bugs bite” :?
I never got tucked in :D
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by Volvoclaret » Tue Oct 10, 2023 8:40 pm

They come over here illegally, get free hotel beds and 1ml of free blood a day
No wonder the country is BUGgered
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by RicardoMontalban » Wed Oct 11, 2023 6:33 am

boatshed bill wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:39 pm
 Do we not already have these little fukkaz?
Yes. I experienced an infestation when I was living in London twenty years ago. People don’t get how horrific it can be, the stress gave me alopecia!
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:09 am

Are ours blue though?
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by bfcjg » Wed Oct 11, 2023 8:41 am

They don't have any in Blackburn, the horse flies eat them all.
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by Rowls » Wed Oct 11, 2023 9:51 am

This video has the obligatory clickbait title but it's informative and interesting.

https://youtu.be/2JAOTJxYqh8?feature=shared
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Re: Bed Bugs

Post by IanMcL » Wed Oct 11, 2023 10:25 am

Bosscat wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 10, 2023 7:28 pm
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Why are you posting pics of that EvilBraverman?
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