Snails

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

Why do they climb up the walls of our house? The most recent one reached the top of a bedroom window.

Are they burglars?

[kentonclaret]

They hate the smell of Garlic Butter apparently

[blatherwickstattoos]

Thought this was thread about Harry Kane at first

[Jel]

I have a racing snail. I tried to make it faster by removing the shell, but it's made it sluggish!

[ClaretTony]

I had one decided to take a break half way up the window last week.

[Herts Clarets]

I had one decided to take a break half way up the window last week.

Bit of a pane then....

[kentonclaret]

I had one decided to take a break half way up the window last week.

Words got round about the new TV then CT

[Hipper]

Why do they climb up the walls of our house?

Because it's there!

Worms climb up windows too sometimes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NKxMJcI53U

[Buxtonclaret]

I like these sort of threads.
Hou can usually see where they're going.

[dougcollins]

Algae is the answer.

They're eating it off the surface of your house.

[AfloatinClaret]

Algae is the answer...

Wot? Enock lives outside Robbie's house?

[Lip]

You need to SALT them and the osmosis effect will take place.

[Darnhill Claret]

Little bit of beer in an empty butter tub. They love it.

[yTib]

gather them up. isolate them with a few cabbages for a week. then put them on the bbq.

[Rowls]

gather them up. isolate them with a few cabbages for a week. then put them on the bbq.

Yuueeecckkhh.

That's gross.

You need to gently boil them first.

[yTib]

Yuueeecckkhh.

That's gross.

You need to gently boil them first.

very true and i was being gross.

boil then pluck. then stuff with whatever.

far too fussy for me even though i love cooking.

[dermotdermot]

I have a blackberry bush and the snails are in awe of one or two fallen berries.They devour them and seem to be in an hypnotic state. Almost as if they have found Acapulco Gold.

[dougcollins]

I have a blackberry bush and the snails are in awe of one or two fallen berries.They devour them and seem to be in an hypnotic state. Almost as if they have found Acapulco Gold.

The juices ferment and create alcohol. Under our Damson tree I've seen wasps flying in circles on their backs because they couldn't take off.

[IWOODLOVETT]

Last year there was a knock on my door. I answered it to find a snail on the doorstep, so I picked it up and threw it over next doors fence.
Yesterday I heard another knock on my door - I opened it and the snail on my doorstep said “what did you do that for???”