What on God's earth is this

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What on God's earth is this

Post by AGENT_CLARET » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:01 am

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by CleggHall » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:17 am

Half and half, mild and bitter, I can’t make my mind up!

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by ElectroClaret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:24 am

Well, I've made my mind up.
Whoever's created this monstrosity should be hung, drawn and quartered.

A Frankenstein monster of a shirt.
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by bfcjg » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:35 am

I thought Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson couldn't be worsened....until this.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by bobinho » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:35 am

Whoever did that needs a referral….
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by JohnMac » Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:38 am

bfcjg wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:35 am
I thought Ebony and Ivory by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson couldn't be worsened....until this.
You must be Stevie Wonder if you thought that was Michael Jackson :lol:
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by bfcjg » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:15 am

JohnMac wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:38 am
You must be Stevie Wonder if you thought that was Michael Jackson :lol:
Lol, I was still in a state of shock having seen the shirt.
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by mybloodisclaret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:19 am

AGENT_CLARET wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2024 9:01 am
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I feel nauseous looking at that.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by bart_claret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:23 am

Its a medium. Says so on the label. :shock:

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Clovius Boofus » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:31 am

Magazine - Shot By Both Sides.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Grimsdale » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:40 am

Oh dear lord, what were they thinking?

We haven't used that badge for years now.
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Rowls » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:41 am

Hello and welcome to the internet, folks.

Here you will find all the accrued knowledge of mankind, hard won and invaluable information learned through thousands of years of combined thinking from the greatest minds who ever lived.

Also, there are pictures of cats and football shirts folded to make them look like they've been sewn together. All in the same place!

On and on it goes! In endless circles and spirals.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Lubanski » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:50 am

It's the future!

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by ŽižkovClaret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 10:57 am

Burn it, and dispose of the ashes in an acid bath
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Vintage Claret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:37 am

Available from the club shops at Turf Park and Ewood Moor?

Seriously though this has to be a mock up surely- either way it's a grotesque image that once seen is impossible to unsee :(

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by mikeS » Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:48 am

Sponsored by loadofoldcrap.com

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Clarets4me » Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:54 am

Oh dear God, no ......

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by expoultryboy » Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:56 am

A bastxxx fan wishing he'd been born 10 miles away.
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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Foshiznik » Mon Jul 22, 2024 12:49 pm

Surely the creator of this can be charged with multiple serious crimes under The Terrorism Act 2000?

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by bart_claret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:02 pm

Obviously a half and half collar was beyond the imbecile who made it.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by FCBurnley » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:02 pm

Shirt for a combined team for a testimonial for somebody like Keith Newton ? Can’t ever remember that happening but you never know. What date period did we wear that badge

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Rowls » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:07 pm

Vintage Claret wrote:
Mon Jul 22, 2024 11:37 am
Available from the club shops at Turf Park and Ewood Moor?

Seriously though this has to be a mock up surely- either way it's a grotesque image that once seen is impossible to unsee :(
I do believe it's three or four shirts folded to look like a single piece with some basic sewn material place down the middle to make it look like a sewn-together garment.

Note the sleeves both go beyond the edge of the picture frame and the the blue collar of the Burnley shirt has been tucked in.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by ElectroClaret » Mon Jul 22, 2024 1:43 pm

Mock-up, proper shirt, or whatever, don't matter.
The image itself is revolting.

Needs machine-gunning.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by IanMcL » Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:17 pm

URGENT HEALTH WARNING

please never Don such a monstrous garment. There is a high risk of experiencing a stroke, down the left side of one's body. NHS would refuse to treat that side.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by FCBurnley » Mon Jul 22, 2024 2:29 pm

Looks like it is framed

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Cap » Fri Jul 26, 2024 6:24 pm

Someone is actually wearing it now in Rishton 😬

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Sozturf7 » Fri Jul 26, 2024 8:18 pm

It's a **** take

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Indecisive » Fri Jul 26, 2024 8:53 pm

This would be ideal if I could purchase it ? Not to wear obviously. But would be ideal for an occasion coming up.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Caballo » Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:30 pm

Seen one in the flesh at Rishton CC tonight, not too sure what I thought of it really, the wearer was quite proud of it though.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Cap » Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:39 pm

Caballo wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:30 pm
Seen one in the flesh at Rishton CC tonight, not too sure what I thought of it really, the wearer was quite proud of it though.
Apparently he likes the fact that it winds people up

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Burnley Ace » Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:43 pm

It can only be a sick photoshop effort to get a reaction

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by timshorts » Sat Jul 27, 2024 12:24 am

Its a new tool designed for the NHS.

There are so many parents waiting for tests to see if their kids have ad/HD that this is used as a triage test.

If it is put on the child and there is no reaction, then they are put in the "urgent" section of the list and should be seen within 4 weeks of the test.

If they immediately become restless, the reaction is deemed "normal" and treatment is non-essential.

If they smile and present as liking the shirt, they are diagnosed as scousers and transferred to a secure wing.

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Claret86 » Sat Jul 27, 2024 12:38 am

That is without doubt the worst thing I've ever seen on the Internet

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Re: What on God's earth is this

Post by Caballo » Sat Jul 27, 2024 6:22 am

Cap wrote:
Fri Jul 26, 2024 9:39 pm
Apparently he likes the fact that it winds people up
Pete, a wind-up merchant, never!! Lol

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