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Jimmymaccer
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Horse therapist

Post by Jimmymaccer » Mon Mar 31, 2025 6:21 pm

Thought this was an early April Fool but it’s not the 1st yet! Apparently BBC news says Mr Incredible has been barred from running in The Grand National based on its form etc (sensible enough) but the report says the horse has for the past seven weeks been working with a horse therapist as the horse has been pulled up in its last three outings, refused to run in one and was unruly at Kelso!

A horse therapist now, I kid yer not!

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Bosscat » Mon Mar 31, 2025 6:34 pm

Jimmymaccer wrote:
Mon Mar 31, 2025 6:21 pm
Thought this was an early April Fool but it’s not the 1st yet! Apparently BBC news says Mr Incredible has been barred from running in The Grand National based on its form etc (sensible enough) but the report says the horse has for the past seven weeks been working with a horse therapist as the horse has been pulled up in its last three outings, refused to run in one and was unruly at Kelso!

A horse therapist now, I kid yer not!
Been used in a Midsomer Murders plotline ...

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Taffy on the wing » Mon Mar 31, 2025 6:48 pm

It's a tough way to make a living........especially in Blackburn :D

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by nil_desperandum » Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:02 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote:
Mon Mar 31, 2025 6:48 pm
It's a tough way to make a living........especially in Blackburn :D
They get plenty of work there though.

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Claretitus » Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:28 pm

nil_desperandum wrote:
Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:02 pm
They get plenty of work there though.
Not as much as a horse hypnotist. :o

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Clovius Boofus » Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:36 pm

Horse therapist must be the easiest job in the world. You only have to whisper 'dog food' and Bob's your uncle.

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Bosscat » Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:39 pm

Clovius Boofus wrote:
Mon Mar 31, 2025 7:36 pm
Horse therapist must be the easiest job in the world. You only have to whisper 'dog food' and Bob's your uncle.
Its the word "glue" that works best 😉

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Bullabill » Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:18 am

I read it as Horse the rapist and wondered who 'horse' was.

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by IanMcL » Thu Apr 03, 2025 8:54 am

Bullabill wrote:
Tue Apr 01, 2025 4:18 am
I read it as Horse the rapist and wondered who 'horse' was.
Horse took a rider through the desert. He (the horse) has no name.

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by Andreshotboots » Thu Apr 03, 2025 11:14 am

Probably got ADHD, like 30% of the young population in the UK seems to have..

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Re: Horse therapist

Post by basil6345789 » Thu Apr 03, 2025 2:18 pm

Taffy on the wing wrote:
Mon Mar 31, 2025 6:48 pm
It's a tough way to make a living........especially in Blackburn :D
Easy in Blackburn!

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