New Jaidon Anthony Chant ?

[EMANTO2]

Need a new chant for this man next season, thought of this one which we used for Scott Twine a few seasons ago.

He came from Bournemouth
He ******* hates the sea
He's our left winger
the best you'll ever see
He's got more magic
than ******* Houdini
His name is Jaidon
Jaidon Anthony

[dougcollins]

Need a new chant for this man next season, thought of this one which we used for Scott Twine a few seasons ago.

He came from Bournemouth
He ******* hates the sea
He's our left winger
the best you'll ever see
He's got more magic
than ******* Houdini
His name is Jaidon
Jaidon Anthony

Is it just the sea, or any large expanse of water?

[Holtyclaret]

Jaidons aquaphobic, jaidons aquaphobic

La la la la Sui, la la la la Sui!

(I prefer your chant haha)

[Goobs]

Maybe we should start a go fund me to help get him some counselling for his fear of water. There may be some deep rooted issues that he can resolve and who knows that may be impacting on his game.

Not sure a song mocking his phobia is gonna be all that helpful.

[Rowls]

Is it just the sea, or any large expanse of water?

It's the English channel he really detests.

He's fine with everything else from swimming pools, paddling pools and the Irish Sea. Except Ullswater. So the English Channel and Ullswater.