Personal cundumble.

[Dressinggown]

How can I find my lost glasses when I can't see ?

I'm sure that you have your own day to day crap that generally gives you a pain in the arse.

Yours ?

[Dressinggown]

Yes, I can't spell.

Conundrum was my initial thoughts but like my eyesight things in my head get rather sketchy most of the time.

[Rowls]

Yes, I can't spell.

Conundrum was my initial thoughts but like my eyesight things in my head get rather sketchy most of the time.

Cundumble is far betterer. It's going in the next dictionary.

[Claret Toni]

Walk round in a pair of hobnail boots, if they're on the floor you'll soon find them

[Marney&Mee]

Where did you put them last?

[Bosscat]

Pray to St Anthony (patron saint of lost things) ...

Mothrr in law swore by that she reckoned 90% of the time it worked

[Dressinggown]

I think that may have left in a pub toilet or possibly somewhere more sinister.

[Dressinggown]

I once got off a train in Newcastle from York without any shoes.
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Luckily, most Geordies wore little clothing at the time and the British Transport Police turned a blind eye unless you had been involved in a murder.

[Tricky Trevor]

I once got off a train in Newcastle from York without any shoes.
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Luckily, most Geordies wore little clothing at the time and the British Transport Police turned a blind eye unless you had been involved in a murder.

Maybe two of them are sharing your glasses?

[Vegas Claret]

How can I find my lost glasses when I can't see ?

I'm sure that you have your own day to day crap that generally gives you a pain in the arse.

Yours ?

if you have a pain in your arse have you checked to see if that's where you left your glasses ?

[Longsidebovril]

Pin the devil.
My granny swore by this … she’d sit in an armchair and stick a pin into the arm 3 times whilst thrice saying “I pin the devil “

Bizarrely, the thing she sought then always turned up!

[bobinho]

I think that may have left in a pub toilet or possibly somewhere more sinister.

Where could be more sinister than a pub toilet?

[Nonayforever]

Where could be more sinister than a pub toilet?

Married womans boudoir ?

[Guitargeorge]

I can’t see without my specs and I think I’d know if I walked out of a pub toilet without them. For one, I would walk into the door frame!

[Procrastinate B]

Subject title sounds like Stanley Unwin covering Depeche Mode.

[dsr]

I once got off a train in Newcastle from York without any shoes.
.
Luckily, most Geordies wore little clothing at the time and the British Transport Police turned a blind eye unless you had been involved in a murder.

Were you wearing shoes when you got onto the train?