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England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:07 pm

Kick off 5pm ITV

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:12 pm

Four minutes and nobody has said they won't be watching. Must be a record.
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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ClaretDiver » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:12 pm

I’ll be watching as well as the ladies rugger on my tablet!

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Marney&Mee » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:21 pm

If it was on one the back garden, I’d draw the curtains…
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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:25 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:12 pm
Four minutes and nobody has said they won't be watching. Must be a record.
14 minutes is an official new record.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ClaretTony » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:25 pm

I'm not bothering, definitely not while the cricket is on.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Stanbill05 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:27 pm

Cricket might be finished. Difficult to be too optimistic it will be entertaining

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by yTib » Sat Sep 06, 2025 4:57 pm

imagine paying money to see england v andorra and then booing the andorran national anthem.

a real double whammy.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by HahaYeah » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:00 pm

Stupid England fans singing GSTK.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Bigvince » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:05 pm

GSTK?

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:08 pm

Bigvince wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:05 pm
GSTK?
God Save The King
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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Venkys4eva » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:14 pm

Im going to watch Bromley v Gillingham.. I wouldn't watch England if they were playing on the local park.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Sheedyclaret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:17 pm

Kier Starmer a ****#r ringing out at Villa park

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ElectroClaret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:25 pm

1-0 England o.g.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Rileybobs » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:25 pm

Christian Garcia opens the scoring on his England debut.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:38 pm

how do you make all this talent look like Halifax Town ?

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by fatboy47 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:39 pm

Sheedyclaret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:17 pm
Kier Starmer a ****#r ringing out at Villa park
The cream of the country's intelligentsia there in force then?

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ClaretOfMancunia » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:42 pm

Amazing that people would post in this thread just to pontificate about how they don't like watching England. Weird as.

Rashford should be taken off. Refused to commit to any 50/50 so far.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:42 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:38 pm
how do you make all this talent look like Halifax Town ?
When the opposition have 11 men behind the ball for 90 minutes, it's always going to be pretty dull.

Not sure any other team would have done much else against this.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Goalposts » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:46 pm

Well that is a pretty insipid first half. Goes to show, what ever the level. A well drilled side that on paper should not even be competing with the opposition can make the supposed cream of english football look devoid of ideas , quality and skill

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:46 pm

ollieclarets8 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:42 pm
When the opposition have 11 men behind the ball for 90 minutes, it's always going to be pretty dull.

Not sure any other team would have done much else against this.
so take some shots from outside the area, they are more than capable. It's Andorra.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:48 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:46 pm
so take some shots from outside the area, they are more than capable. It's Andorra.
He's probably wanting them to be awkward as it then becomes more a test. That means trying to pass through them.

He wont learn much if we bash them 7-0.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by The Shire Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:52 pm

These games are always a hard watch

11 vs 11 men parking the bus

It’s what they have to do

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:53 pm

ollieclarets8 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:48 pm
He's probably wanting them to be awkward as it then becomes more a test. That means trying to pass through them.

He wont learn much if we bash them 7-0.
he'll also learn nothing when they play this safe and slow. Even if they take chances and lose the ball they wont get punished against Andorra.
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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:55 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:53 pm
he'll also learn nothing when they play this safe and slow. Even if they take chances and lose the ball they wont get punished against Andorra.
He's in a lose-lose scenario with fans.

Win 7-0 and it's because the opposition were too weak.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:02 pm

ollieclarets8 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 5:55 pm
He's in a lose-lose scenario with fans.

Win 7-0 and it's because the opposition were too weak.
I disagree, when you watch the likes of Spain and France (especially Spain) at the top end of the pitch is one touch - pretty sure Tuchel will want to see that as it's exactly what he said last time. He wanted them to play at Premier League pace - he said that too

Not sure he's seeing too much of that.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:04 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:02 pm
I disagree, when you watch the likes of Spain and France (especially Spain) at the top end of the pitch is one touch - pretty sure Tuchel will want to see that as it's exactly what he said last time. He wanted them to play at Premier League pace - he said that too

Not sure he's seeing too much of that.
But you don't see many games in the Premier League where the opposite is playing ultra-defensive and would do anything to keep the score down.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:10 pm

How did he miss the target from there.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Deathtrip » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:10 pm

Yawn

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:11 pm

ollieclarets8 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:04 pm
But you don't see many games in the Premier League where the opposite is playing ultra-defensive and would do anything to keep the score down.
I suggest you go watch some of the Tuchel interviews about what he wants

I'll add, looks like he's reminded them at half time

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Deathtrip » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:13 pm

If only Brian Clough knew who the current England manager was the poor fellow would be spinning in his grave,next summers World Cup will be very disappointing for England fans.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Goalposts » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:14 pm

Well with 82% possession we are averaging a shot on goal every 12 minutes, which if continues means their will be 3 more shots on goal before the 90 is up…

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:14 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:11 pm
I suggest you go watch some of the Tuchel interviews about what he wants

I'll add, looks like he's reminded them at half time
We'll agree to disagree.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Deathtrip » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:16 pm

ollieclarets8 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:14 pm
We'll agree to disagree.
You more than most Frank

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:17 pm

ollieclarets8 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:14 pm
We'll agree to disagree.
all good, I agree with the manager but for whatever reason his message doesn't seem to be getting through much

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Deathtrip » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:18 pm

How does Marcus Rashford keep getting England Caps?

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:22 pm

This is awful

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by agreenwood » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:23 pm

Tuchel’s not going to be here past next summer and I suspect we’ll forget about him pretty quickly.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ISpeds00 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:24 pm

agreenwood wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:23 pm
Tuchel’s not going to be here past next summer and I suspect we’ll forget about him pretty quickly.
A german shouldnt be managing an England Team - full stop
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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Rileybobs » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:24 pm

2-0. Another good delivery from James.

It’s all so static though. No movement off the ball, very easy to defend against.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by The Shire Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm

Deathtrip wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:13 pm
If only Brian Clough knew who the current England manager was the poor fellow would be spinning in his grave,next summers World Cup will be very disappointing for England fans.
It will most likely be disappointing for every country involved but the ones who win it

We are not special we are a country full of hope and expectations like all the others …

Especially the ones in the top rankings

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Row x » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm

ISpeds00 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:24 pm
A german shouldnt be managing an England Team - full stop
Why?

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Vegas Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm

well what do you know, they up the pace and score

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ClaretOfMancunia » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm

2-0

Need to get rid of Tuchel ASAP. No chance next year with him at the helm. He makes Southgate ball look exciting by comparison.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ollieclarets8 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:27 pm

Vegas Claret wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm
well what do you know, they up the pace and score
After 25 minutes and subs. I wouldn't put it down to upping the pace. It's been just as stale as the first half.

However, I agree - I'd love to really go at teams and just attack attack attack - but we've not exactly looked like that.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by agreenwood » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:28 pm

ISpeds00 wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:24 pm
A german shouldnt be managing an England Team - full stop
I’ve got no issue with where he’s from.

I just don’t find him or his football particularly interesting.

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Funkydrummer » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:28 pm

The number of players who run around the ball to play it with their favoured foot is astounding, especially for internationals.
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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by Deathtrip » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:29 pm

Her with the Alice band looks OK,Tuchel picking players from the woman's game now

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by ISpeds00 » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:29 pm

Row x wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm
Why?
The National side should be managed by an English manager - not a foreigner, especially not a german

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Re: England vs Andorra

Post by The Shire Claret » Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:29 pm

ClaretOfMancunia wrote:
Sat Sep 06, 2025 6:25 pm
2-0

Need to get rid of Tuchel ASAP. No chance next year with him at the helm. He makes Southgate ball look exciting by comparison.
Got just as much chance as every other time …

Regardless of the manager

Only one team can win it and it’s usually the team with the best squad

We always have a good squad but never the best

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