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Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:29 pm

Yeaaaarrrrggghhhhh!!!! :)

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by ksrclaret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:32 pm

Pontus Jansson yeeeeeeaaaahhhh!!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:33 pm

Nooooooooooo .... :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:37 pm

Hilarious thread, you absolute numpty.

That one moment of sunshine, to the point of thinking he needed to post a thread about it on here, stolen at the last by the dirty ones.

Cry into your stained photo of Tim Flowers as you stare into the abyss. Let me feast upon your tears.
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Boll ewood » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:38 pm

Taxi for Saxo :D
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:38 pm

Hardly a surprise under coyle, happens every week. My tears last flowed for rovers when Sam was potted, since then my feeling for the club has been very much 'meh'..
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Clarets4me » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:39 pm

In the immortal words of Windsor Davis in " It ain't half hot, Mum "...

" Oh dear, how sad, never mind ! "... :)
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Goody1975 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:39 pm

Saxoman wrote:Hardly a surprise under coyle, happens every week.
Says the man who sits on here every matchday.
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:41 pm

Goody1975 wrote:Says the man who sits on here every matchday.
Why would I waste my money on that shyte?

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by dpinsussex » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:41 pm

Gordon ????

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by ElectroClaret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:44 pm

Brilliant.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Goody1975 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:45 pm

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:47 pm

No change, still 3 points. So infuriating as fire coyle and its an tiny gap to make up.. Not gonna happen, venkys see 1st division and small wages at that level. Its what they want..

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by ElectroClaret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:49 pm

But no potential new manager would want your shambles on his CV...... :D

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Goody1975 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:50 pm

So infuriating as fire Kean and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Berg and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Appleton and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Bowyer and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Lambert and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Coyle and its an tiny gap to make up..



...and repeat
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by randomclaret2 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:51 pm

If you don't care , why is it infuriating, and more pertinently, why are you telling us ?

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Shore claret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:51 pm

Hard to figure out who I dislike more, nope easy it's Blackburn

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:55 pm

Goody1975 wrote:So infuriating as fire Kean and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Berg and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Appleton and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Bowyer and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Lambert and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Coyle and its an tiny gap to make up..



...and repeat
We wanted Lambert out did we?

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:56 pm

Goody1975 wrote:So infuriating as fire Kean and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Berg and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Appleton and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Bowyer and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Lambert and its an tiny gap to make up..
So infuriating as fire Coyle and its an tiny gap to make up..



...and repeat
Wow, you forget just how **** the managerial recruitment has been there.

Hilarious.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by ElectroClaret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:56 pm

Look on the bright side.

Next season, the international breaks won't affect you. :lol:
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Goody1975 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:58 pm

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Goody1975 » Wed Feb 01, 2017 9:58 pm

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Andingle » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:01 pm

Premature Saxulation
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by minnieclaret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:02 pm

Saxoman wrote:Hardly a surprise under coyle, happens every week. My tears last flowed for rovers when Sam was potted, since then my feeling for the club has been very much 'meh'..
Saxoman wrote:Why would I waste my money on that shyte?
You are definitely becoming a Claret. Welcome aboard Saxo.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:02 pm

I think we need to get a flyover prepared for Brentford.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:03 pm

jedi_master wrote:Wow, you forget just how **** the managerial recruitment has been there.

Hilarious.
Thanks for the acknowledgement.

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Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:05 pm

jedi_master wrote:I think we need to get a flyover prepared for Brentford.
You could try to think of something a bit more original..

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Claretrew » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:06 pm

I think they might pick up a point at Rotherham can't see much more than that for them.

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Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:09 pm

Saxoman wrote:You could try to think of something a bit more original..
I think it would be quite apt in the circumstances, to really illustrate the 'changing of the guard' and as payback for 1992.

Without the (compared to League One) Championship pennies, and crowds falling to around the 6-7000 mark, with hardly any large away followings to make it less embarrassing. Surely you can see this all ahead of you, along with your crippling wage bill and huge debts? There will be no way back really. You are teetering on the precipice of oblivion.

The fact it would have been orchestrated by Owen Coyle is quite unbelievable.

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Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:11 pm

jedi_master wrote:I think it would be quite apt in the circumstances, to really illustrate the 'changing of the guard' and as payback for 1992.

Without the (compared to League One) Championship pennies, and crowds falling to around the 6-7000 mark, with hardly any large away followings to make it less embarrassing. Surely you can see this all ahead of you, along with your crippling wage bill and huge debts? There will be no way back really. You are teetering on the precipice of oblivion.

The fact it would have been orchestrated by Owen Coyle is quite unbelievable.
1991. You can't include me though, I was a Liverpool fan living in Wigan at the time..! :)

As for oblivion? Bolton are doing OK..

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Post by FCBurnley » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:13 pm

From Saxo to Paxo in seconds. Rovers,the gift that keeps on giving

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Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:13 pm

Saxoman wrote:1991. You can't include me though, I was a Liverpool fan living in Wigan at the time..! :)
What year did you get seduced by Jack Walker's doubloons? I am guessing about December 1994...

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Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:14 pm

Saxoman wrote:1991. You can't include me though, I was a Liverpool fan living in Wigan at the time..! :)

As for oblivion? Bolton are doing OK..
Bolton are not owned by the Venky's lad, or did you conveniently forget that?

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Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:16 pm

jedi_master wrote:What year did you get seduced by Jack Walker's doubloons? I am guessing about December 1994...
1991/92 was my first season, first game being V bristol rovers at ewood, won 3-0..

The plane was 90/91 season I think..
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by HunterST_BFC » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:16 pm

jedi_master wrote:I think we need to get a flyover prepared for Brentford.
If I had the wings of a Sparrow the dirty .........................

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Paranoid » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:18 pm

the dirty black **** of a crow

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Sidney1st » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:19 pm

jedi_master wrote:Bolton are not owned by the Venky's lad, or did you conveniently forget that?
Bolton had their debt wiped out by Davies too.

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Post by Paranoid » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:19 pm

I'd fly over Ewood tomorrow

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:19 pm

jedi_master wrote:Bolton are not owned by the Venky's lad, or did you conveniently forget that?
The venkys you say I should back?

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Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:20 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Bolton had their debt wiped out by Davies too.
Bolton have almost twice the debt we do, nothing has been 'wiped out'..

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Post by jedi_master » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:24 pm

Saxoman wrote:The venkys you say I should back?
Never said you should back the Venky's, but I would back the team in spite of their ownership. We have seen far, far worse at Turf Moor. I am 30 years old, born a few months prior to the Orient game and in my life I have seen steady progress bit by bit, but my first indoctrination to football was Fourth Division football. You will forgive me, and the rest of the football league having no sympathy for you having a rough patch.

Rovers fans only criticise the fact that Venky's have overseen terrible on the pitch performance, but neglect to thank them for the millions and millions they have spent attempting to support their (admittedly ****) appointments. When you got relegated to the Championship you signed the likes of Jordan Rhodes for £8m on 40k a week, not to mention Etuhu, Murphy etc on unbelievable salaries to try and get an immediate promotion.

They put their hands in their pockets, it just hasn't worked out because the managers they appointed were appalling - it happens. You have no God given right to success, as you are now realising.
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Post by Sidney1st » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:24 pm

:twisted:
Saxoman wrote:Bolton have almost twice the debt we do, nothing has been 'wiped out'..
When Eddie sold the club, he 'wiped' the debt out, as it was mainly owed to him.

It's rumoured he's inserted a clause though whereby IF Bolton make it back into the PL he gets a slice of the TV money each season.

So yes, Bolton had their debt to Eddie wiped out, that was common knowledge I assumed.
Use the internet and have a look for yourself.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by john'sroseyspecs » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:27 pm

Cry into your stained photo of Tim Flowers as you stare into the abyss. Let me feast upon your tears.[/quote]
That's like something from a classical Greek heroic poem. Love it. Tear asunder your quartered blue and white shirt! ( I have had a drink mind)
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Post by Saxoman » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:27 pm

Sidney1st wrote::twisted:

When Eddie sold the club, he 'wiped' the debt out, as it was mainly owed to him.

It's rumoured he's inserted a clause though whereby IF Bolton make it back into the PL he gets a slice of the TV money each season.

So yes, Bolton had their debt to Eddie wiped out, that was common knowledge I assumed.
Use the internet and have a look for yourself.
You are wrong, Bolton have nearly £200m debt, fact.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by KRBFC » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:28 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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Post by Sidney1st » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:31 pm

Saxoman wrote:You are wrong, Bolton have nearly £200m debt, fact.
Back it up then with proof.

There are dozens of articles talking about Davies wiping the debt, let's see your counter argument.

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by evensteadiereddie » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:37 pm

Saxo is a Rovers knob and has no place on here. A complete and utter retard/ belmtard.
Rovers, I mean, does anybody actually care any more ?

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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by 50 shades of Grey » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:45 pm

Well said Jedi_master, the end is well and truly nigh. What the fe ck are they going to do with a 30,000 seater in the 3(tu)rd Division, seriously ? what are they going to do.

Complete oblivion, after so many gloating years, they really cannot believe what has happened, all of 'em, stumbling around shadsworth and mill hill, bumping into each other, mumbling incoherently about 'uncle jacks' legacy' and 'we want our roverrrrrs back'.

Well you are getting 'your roverrrrs back' - back to what it was before uncle jack popped up.

Absolutely amazing.
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Re: Bennett.!!!

Post by Royboyclaret » Wed Feb 01, 2017 10:53 pm

"There are dozens of articles talking about Davies wiping the debt, let's see your counter argument."


He can't do that, there is no counter argument.

The debt of £184.5 million was written off in full by Eddie Davies when the ownership of the club changed hands.
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