Player songs

[Goobs]

Carrying on from the other song threads, I got thinking about some potential songs for some of our players who don't currently have their own.

Nick Pope to the tune of "on a rope" by rocket from the crypt

Nicky Pope, Nicky Pope he's our keeper Nicky Pope


Ashley westwood - Go west by the pest shop boys

Westwood he plays in midfield, Westwood one of our deadline deals, Westwood he don't play for you, Westwood loves the claret and blue


Matt Lowton - you'll never walk alone

Lowton, Lowton, he'll tear you apart and he's got a claret heart

Sorry I'll get my coat now

[Goobs]

Or one general one.

Kaiser chiefs - Angry mob

We are the burnley Boys
We get p!$$ed up every day,
It's burnley we like
It's B@$tard$ we hate
and we'll beat anyone we play

[Diesel]

To the tune of Humpty Dumpty:

'Ashley Westwood Sat on the ball

Ashley Westwood gave Gray the ball

All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't stop Andre from scoring again'.

Followed by a game of off ground tig?

Winner.

[Goobs]

That has brightened a pretty crappy day at the office.

[Diesel]

Here's another that I'm going to try and get going against Chelsea, to the tune of here we go round the mulberry Bush:

'This is the time to drink like a fish, drink like a fish, drink like a fish.

This is the time to drink like a fish, all day long'.

Repeat for ages...