Another list of annoying things.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:15 pm

Come on grumpies we haven't had one for a few weeks which in itself is annoying

The adverts for The Nationwide building society are stupid condescending and highlight that they cannot brag about interest rates as they give F all. Smug Rsoles reciting poetry smirking and walking away "I have a house you proberbly ain't I off to the shops to buy me some paint " grrrr
Also car parking spaces at the front of super markets reserved because you have kids !!!!and we wonder why so many of them are obese what next escalator to the pop and toffee aisles so the lazy buggers don't even have to walk.
Members of think tanks coming on the Tele telling us what to think. What the F is that all about don't the rest of us not think? and why a tank I actually think this when they are on "F off you pompous twohat I can think for myself thanks."
I feel better now

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:22 pm

Lists of annoying things.

Guich · Post by **Guich** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:23 pm

The Primary School headteacher writing 'have a lovely half term week off' on the school newsletter. She knows it drives us all mental but she does it every f**king school holiday.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:27 pm

It's best to start a thread like this on a Monday. More people are generally ****** off then.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:34 pm

That thread that has over 10,000 reply's,you that one about Robinson Crusoe's mukker.

Vintage Claret · Post by **Vintage Claret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:49 pm

People who start an answer to a question with the word "so"

People who say "absolutely" when they mean "yes"

Guich · Post by **Guich** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:51 pm

Vintage Claret wrote:People who start an answer to a question with the word "so"

People who say "absolutely" when they mean "yes"

Absolutely

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 5:53 pm

People who start their reply with "Actually"

JohnMac · Post by **JohnMac** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:08 pm

(Read in continuous monotone)
'So I don't like students on quiz shows who say I am at Yewneeeeee and then proceed to answer nearly all the questions incorrectly and say they need the money for travelling when they go on a gap year instead of actually learning something meaningful'

I find it hard to believe they actually find their intended Country given most of them probably can't point it out on a globe

spadesclaret · Post by **spadesclaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:11 pm

Having to go round the house every March and October changing all the clocks. What a time waster that is!

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:14 pm

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:29 pm

People who respond to the polite question ' how are you? ' with the reply ' I'm good thanks ' I'm not asking you for a self assessment of your morals!

Sausage · Post by **Sausage** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:32 pm

People who go the ATM, punch in their PIN, and then spend the next 90 seconds dithering and debating how much money they should withdraw. Get the **** on with it.

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:34 pm

Vintage Claret wrote:People who start an answer to a question with the word "so"

People who say "absolutely" when they mean "yes"

Don't move to Cork. "So" is the thinking word.

Claretmatt4 · Post by **Claretmatt4** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:34 pm

People who don't indicate

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:35 pm

People

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:35 pm

Things

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:35 pm

Places

Rileybobs · Post by **Rileybobs** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:36 pm

I don't mind things but people are Tim Sherwoods.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:42 pm

Vintage Claret wrote:People who start an answer to a question with the word "so"

People who say "absolutely" when they mean "yes"

I hate these people too, i would put money on there being lots on here who say this, also, the ****** who say "Yes,No " when they begin to speak.

this too has become a trend for thicko's.

Wilsdenclaret · Post by **Wilsdenclaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:46 pm

Rag and Bone Man

HendricksHair · Post by **HendricksHair** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:49 pm

1.lists
2.irony

Diesel · Post by **Diesel** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:51 pm

Women

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:52 pm

The issuing of "weather warnings" by the Met Office at every opportunity.

The BBC weather presenter(s) who starts the national forecast by claiming that "temperatures tonight could reach as low as minus ten" later qualifying it by stating that this is only likely to be recorded in the glens of Scotland.

HendricksHair · Post by **HendricksHair** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:52 pm

Diesel wrote:Women

Unleaded petrol?

welsbyswife · Post by **welsbyswife** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:56 pm

People who say that they have "done" somewhere when they have been on holiday or been to a venue. "Yes, we did Florida last year". Someone said on here earlier this week that he hoped Newcastle went up because he had "never done St James' Park". Really winds me up.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:07 pm

People who put their shoes on the seats of public transport...you're not at home you scruffy ********.

People who buy popcorn at the cinema and proceed to munch it so loudly that you can no longer hear the ******* film.

People who use those extendible dog leads and end up cordoning off the whole ******* street.

People who use 'though' at the end of sentences for absolutely no reason. As in "That pizza was nice. Oh and that ******* sauce though."

People who get up at 6am on holiday to reserve a bloody sun lounger. You don't own it you ****.

Phew

welsbyswife · Post by **welsbyswife** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:09 pm

Coat hangers.

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:09 pm

M42
Folk who say "Can I get...?" When asking for something.
Marriage

Just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are many more.

welsbyswife · Post by **welsbyswife** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:14 pm

ClaretEngineer wrote:M42
Folk who say "Can I get...?" When asking for something.
Marriage

Just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are many more.

The "Can I get" thing is a generational thing. Standard terminology these days for kids, especially when ordering a McD's! "Please may I have a Big Mac Meal" is a phrase that you just wouldn't hear

Claretlad · Post by **Claretlad** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:15 pm

A...tutting B...whatever..C..Eating with mouth open .....

yorkyclaret · Post by **yorkyclaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:23 pm

One of the only...... what's that supposed to mean?

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:32 pm

Morons who lob stuff out of their car.

People who say they will ring you back but don't.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:35 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:People who say they will ring you back but don't.

That's around 80% of people then. It grinds my gears as well.

Brooky · Post by **Brooky** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:40 pm

Those who seem not to carry cash and insist on buying rounds by card.

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:40 pm

Don't see the problem with child parking spaces. They are nice and wide and stop my car from getting dented

CombatClaret · Post by **CombatClaret** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:44 pm

Old men with views that reflect their age who have learned to use the internet.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:49 pm

When the foie gras of my pan fried foie gras with toasted brioche and spiced prune compote isn't perfectly cooked.

Man of Kent · Post by **Man of Kent** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:51 pm

IndigoLake wrote:People who put their shoes on the seats of public transport...you're not at home you scruffy ********.

Down here if I see this on the trains, I go up to the (usually teenage) oik and ask very politely "Could you possibly tell me what that says please" and then point to the sticker next to the seat that says "Do not put your feet on the seats". I love the look on their stupid, gormless face when they think they're helping me and then realise they are being made to look like the idiots they are - that's if they can read, which many can't!
I then smugly give them the bird and walk away.

IndigoLake · Post by **IndigoLake** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:52 pm

Man of Kent wrote:Down here if I see this on the trains, I go up to the (usually teenage) oik and ask very politely "Could you possibly tell me what that says please" and then point to the sticker next to the seat that says "Do not put your feet on the seats". I love the look on their stupid, gormless face when they think they're helping me and then realise they are being made to look like the idiots they are - that's if they can read, which many can't!
I then smugly give them the bird and walk away.

Haha, I see it so often here that I'd lose my voice if I said something every time!

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:14 pm

ClaretEngineer wrote:M42
Folk who say "Can I get...?" When asking for something.
Marriage

Just off the top of my head. I'm sure there are many more.

Yes yes Yes! Have that all the time at work. So annoying.

john'sroseyspecs · Post by **john'sroseyspecs** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:17 pm

CombatClaret wrote:Old men with views that reflect their age who have learned to use the internet.

I haven't learned to use the internet. I blunder through it

winsomeyen · Post by **winsomeyen** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:20 pm

Southern snooker commentators who refer to the white ball as the "cuble"

BFCmaj · Post by **BFCmaj** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:22 pm

IT'S AITCH NOT HAITCH FFS!

Bin Ont Turf · Post by **Bin Ont Turf** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:23 pm

Still stickers on apples.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 9:40 pm

Virtually all Managers referring to the "group".. what happened to the squad then?

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:05 pm

kentonclaret wrote:The issuing of "weather warnings" by the Met Office at every opportunity.

The BBC weather presenter(s) who starts the national forecast by claiming that "temperatures tonight could reach as low as minus ten" later qualifying it by stating that this is only likely to be recorded in the glens of Scotland.

Local weather person followed by national weather person. Why?

Do you remember when they just used to say "rain tomorrow"?

LoveCurryPies · Post by **LoveCurryPies** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:07 pm

Bacon in plastic packaging that you are supposed to be able to open by pulling a corner. But you end us reaching for a knife or scissors.

TheFamilyCat · Post by **TheFamilyCat** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:12 pm

Ellie ******* Golding banging on about how ******* strong her ******* hair is. **** off.

claptrappers_union · Post by **claptrappers_union** » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:16 pm

People moaning or complaining about things that really don't matter. Not having a pop at people on this thread because it's jovial, but I mean in real society.

Like when when you see refugees, war torn countries, starvation, children suffering from cancer etc - yet people get really angry over a mistake on an order in a coffee shop.

AKA First world / white people problems