Rumblings at Ewood...

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:52 pm

So waving a red card during their cup game on the 18th and 75th min is their next protest idea.

They're also considering ways to get the match stopped and one suggestion was throwing rubber chickens onto the pitch

Funkydrummer · Post by **Funkydrummer** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:59 pm

Some money to be had in flogging rubber chickens then. Off to their market tomorrow.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:06 pm

I'm toying with the idea of heading over to Ewood for the Bristol game as I think that'll be the match that seals their fate.

Obviously I'd be undercover in the Bristol end but just wondering if this would be apt disguise as I used it last time I was in that end

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 10:13 pm

bfccrazy wrote:I'm toying with the idea of heading over to Ewood for the Bristol game as I think that'll be the match that seals their fate.

Obviously I'd be undercover in the Bristol end but just wondering if this would be apt disguise as I used it last time I was in that end

Oh sh*t they've signed Foghorn Leghorn from the Bantams. Heard he's knocked the stuffing out of league one defenses.

Now if they'd have signed Gleghorn from Rangers, they might have poached a few more goals.

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Wed Feb 15, 2017 11:54 pm

Funkydrummer wrote:Time to roll this out, me thinks !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elKSw5gaGDY" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I am afraid they missed their chance. Their loss was Burnley College Monday night 5 aside leagues gain!

NRC · Post by **NRC** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:07 am

randomclaret2 wrote:Was inevitable really once Madame Rao found out they'd been relegated from the Premier League.

It would be hilarious if there was a madame Rao version of "Hitler just found out...."

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 7:20 am

bfccrazy wrote:I'm toying with the idea of heading over to Ewood for the Bristol game as I think that'll be the match that seals their fate.

Obviously I'd be undercover in the Bristol end but just wondering if this would be apt disguise as I used it last time I was in that end

Have you ever worn that (or just the hat) on the Turf (Longside)?

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:19 am

Brian Laws has been spotted waiting for a phone call.....

Sutton-Claret · Post by **Sutton-Claret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:21 am

To the Sunderland supporter 'Rejected' - time to get another application in, you may get lucky.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:54 am

ClaretEngineer wrote:Have you ever worn that (or just the hat) on the Turf (Longside)?

Yeah, think I wore it when we played them lot at home the other year

ClaretEngineer · Post by **ClaretEngineer** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:07 am

bfccrazy wrote:Yeah, think I wore it when we played them lot at home the other year

My lad saw you...

''LOOK PAPPY ITS THE CHICKEN MAN!!''

Having seen you (or someone else) dressed up as a chicken at Ewood

Every time we go on he always looks for the ''chicken man''

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:08 am

bfccrazy wrote:Yeah, think I wore it when we played them lot at home the other year

Off topic, but when is tomorrow's team news in? Could be handy for first/last goal scorer betting.

Belgianclaret · Post by **Belgianclaret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:08 am

Lovely little article in LET on the Chosen One

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sp ... s/?ref=mac" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:16 am

Belgianclaret wrote:Lovely little article in LET on the Chosen One

http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sp ... s/?ref=mac" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I see John Claret is still ripping them on there

claretdom · Post by **claretdom** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:58 am

The only thing funnier than Coyle taking them down would be Dunn doing it.

If and when they do get round to potting goofy imagine the standard of people applying, bear in mind Coyle was the stand out candidate last time.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:42 pm

ClaretEngineer wrote:My lad saw you...

''LOOK PAPPY ITS THE CHICKEN MAN!!''

Having seen you (or someone else) dressed up as a chicken at Ewood

Every time we go on he always looks for the ''chicken man''

Brilliant

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:42 pm

MACCA wrote:Off topic, but when is tomorrow's team news in? Could be handy for first/last goal scorer betting.

Not sure mate, i'm working away so will try and have a word when I get a chance.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:44 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Not sure mate, i'm working away so will try and have a word when I get a chance.

No worries.

How did the digging go? I thought it'd have been done and dusted very quickly

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:46 pm

MACCA wrote:No worries.

How did the digging go? I thought it'd have been done and dusted very quickly

It was quite quick haha.

"He sits near you and is a *#%*" was the response I got

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:53 pm

bfccrazy wrote:It was quite quick haha.

"He sits near you and is a *#%*" was the response I got

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 12:57 pm

cricketfieldclarets wrote:

Have you heard the same?

cricketfieldclarets · Post by **cricketfieldclarets** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:03 pm

bfccrazy wrote:Have you heard the same?

Not quite. With him being an ex ref i dont think he would use such language.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:06 pm

bfccrazy wrote:It was quite quick haha.

"He sits near you and is a *#%*" was the response I got

**Like**

And my teachers said I'd never achieve anything eh?!?

How wrong were they.

A lesson for all the kids out there, if you work hard enough at something you will get there.

bfccrazy · Post by **bfccrazy** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 1:07 pm

MACCA wrote:**Like**

And my teachers said I'd never achieve anything eh?!?

How wrong were they.

A lesson for all the kids out there, if you work hard enough at something you will get there.

JimmyRobbo · Post by **JimmyRobbo** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 2:05 pm

Still no news?

How long's the flight to Pune?

iluva64 · Post by **iluva64** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 4:55 pm

Re post 53

beware bfccrazy, Agent Saxo will now have you marked out after SD pointed you out

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:02 pm

Time for him to go.

Steve Keen and Paul Ince must be frontrunners.

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:07 pm

Just for an extra chuckle, look who are the top 5 favourites for next Rovers manager:-

1 - David Dunn
2 - Tim Sherwood
3 - Gary Bowyer
4- Alan Irvine
5 - Neil Warnock

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:13 pm

Hope they don't get Warnock, he has the ability to polish a turd.

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:15 pm

I'm hoping for either Tim Sherwood or Alan Irvine. Proven failures at Championship level. Gary Bowyer was a bit too stable for my liking.

Redbeard · Post by **Redbeard** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:38 pm

Sherwood and Bfccrazy would make a good photo together.

Just imagine - a prick in and a chicken.

FulledgeClaret · Post by **FulledgeClaret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:40 pm

Isn't Dunn the only one out of work in that list and the obvious cheap option or has PrickSherwood been shown the door at Swindon. one things for sure they won't pay compo to get a new manager in.

Foshiznik · Post by **Foshiznik** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 5:42 pm

FulledgeClaret wrote:Isn't Dunn the only one out of work in that list and the obvious cheap option or has PrickSherwood been shown the door at Swindon. one things for sure they won't pay compo to get a new manager in.

Personally I would go for Paul Ince. Knows the place and did a great job last time.

Rammy1968 · Post by **Rammy1968** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:13 pm

I've heard from a reliable source that the man they are after is the football genius that is Timothy Sherwood

Rammy1968 · Post by **Rammy1968** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:24 pm

Dunny as far as I am aware works for Bastards as a coach as it is so would be a cheap option.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:28 pm

If they appoint no 2 on the list they might as well give up.

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 8:51 pm

Surely Shebby Singh could take the role, however he would need upgrade on his last post, perhaps first team manager and interplanetary advisor!

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:10 pm

No way is Colin leaving Cardiff for the insanity of Deadwood.

Doing well with the taffs.

minnieclaret · Post by **minnieclaret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:16 pm

FulledgeClaret wrote:Isn't Dunn the only one out of work in that list and the obvious cheap option or has PrickSherwood been shown the door at Swindon. one things for sure they won't pay compo to get a new manager in.

Different thread.

http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboar ... =2&t=13497" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Buxtonclaret · Post by **Buxtonclaret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:24 pm

In the absence of hope, here's Owens fantasy 11 to face a full (ish) strength Manure side.
Probably their last shot at a 'glamour' result, before the earlier rounds of the FA Trophy beckon.

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Brownie points for any posters who can name the teams most of this suggested 11 are usually associated with.

evensteadiereddie · Post by **evensteadiereddie** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:39 pm

Roy of the Rovers = Melchester Rovers
Billy the Fish = Fulchester Utd

Bazer1882 · Post by **Bazer1882** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 10:42 pm

David Dunn with Peter Reid as advisor will be next comedy duo to take them further down the leagues

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Feb 16, 2017 11:24 pm

Time for Owen to head home. Surely a job in the Scottish 4th tier awaits.

califclaret · Post by **califclaret** » Fri Feb 17, 2017 3:01 am

Please do not let him come stateside again. keep him your side of the pond.