cressida dick

[mrhungryone]

Oh dear.......

[lizardlad]

Why Oh dear - top copper - knew her well when I worked for Oxford police in the 90s

[claretjohn33505]

Did she do well when in charge of the shooting of the brazilian De menz?

[mrhungryone]

Did she do well when in charge of the shooting of the brazilian De menz?

Nope......

[claretjohn33505]

No. I don't thinck so either.

[FactualFrank]

"Cressida Dick: Head of the Met Police".

Brilliant.

[bob-the-scutter]

Gone are the days where promotion to these jobs was earned on merit!

[john'sroseyspecs]

Wasn't a previous met commissioner called Condom or something like? I may have dreamt that

[RoystonVasey]

Think he was called Paul Condon.

[john'sroseyspecs]

Bet he was known to the bobbies as condom though

[claretblue]

Think he was called Paul Condon.

don't be so protective Royston!

[Diesel]

Bet he was known to the bobbies as condom though

Haven't done this for a while:

Childish.

[HatfieldClaret]

I believe she was cleared in the shooting inquiry. Wasn't it an army surveillance team that gave the nod on JCDM ?

Very highly respected by those in the know. Been working for the "Foreign Office" since she left the police.

Lots of diversity boxes ticked too.....well 2 anyway.

Can't be much worse than her predecessors.

[THEWELLERNUT70]

Sounds like a manhood disease

"I knew that I shouldn't have trapped off with that lass from Shadsworth she's given me a dose of Cressida D!ck"

[mrhungryone]

Cleared and promoted...7 bullets in an innocent guys head on her watch. No one brought to account

[john'sroseyspecs]

Haven't done this for a while:

Childish.

Guilty as charged. We all have an inner child though, don't we?

[Diesel]

Guilty as charged. We all have an inner child though, don't we?

Not me, furry muff though.

[PaintYorkClaretnBlue]

Well respected by cops on the ground in the met I believe. She's not scared to actually make a decision and stand by it no matter the outcome. Doesn't pass the blame down hill.

[mrhungryone]

Well respected by cops on the ground in the met I believe. She's not scared to actually make a decision and stand by it no matter the outcome. Doesn't pass the blame down hill.

The ladies not for turning springs to mind. Though sureley there was some blame down the hill......

[PaintYorkClaretnBlue]

I don't know the full details tbh, that's just what I'm told.

[TVC15]

Cressida dick

I'd get yaself to the doctors with that

[Wokingclaret]

Lets hope she does not make a cock up of it

[Bin Ont Turf]

Lets hope she does not make a cock up of it

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[TurfyMoore]

Common Purpose

[DCWat]

I had never heard of her before seeing the news tonight. Initially heard her name as Caress a Dick!

There was also reference to a doctor, on the TV tonight, who found the solution / cure to jaundice, a Dr. Dick Creamer. I so hope his wife was called Fanny.

Very childish I know, but it made me laugh.

[minnieclaret]

Bet he was known to the bobbies as condom though

Just as she will be known as Sux.

[7decades]

don't be so protective Royston!

Its all right, he can take a bit of ribbing!

[Sausage]

The chairman of the FA in the 1980s was called Dick Wragg - a name which always put me in mind of wiping my todger on the curtains after a bit of coitus.

[ClaretTony]

I'd forgotten about Dick Wragg

[lakesclaret]

For rude names surely the German or swiss maybe? skier Fanny Chmelar takes the biscuit when it comes to smut corner

[claretdom]

Or the German who scored against England as the commentator just used his surname saying "Kuntz"

[leedsdave]

I remember that skier's name cropping up in a question on The Chase. Bradley Walsh just couldn't compose himself.

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[Hipper]

I'm reading a book called Untouchables about corruption at the Met. If half of it is true she will have her work cut out.

There was a Millwall player called Oscar Arce.

[DCWat]

Or the German who scored against England as the commentator just used his surname saying "Kuntz"

Another Motson one that I think.

[Morgan]

WBA had a player called Berndt Haas.

And a long time ago, the Villa had a midfield of Jimmy Brown, Oscar Arce and Barry Hole.