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Shebby's Back

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:27 pm

And bonkers as ever

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=owPSd6s5xXs" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

"How do I know that? Because I'm smart" :lol: :lol:

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Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:37 pm

Ha, he's like David Brent

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 5:37 pm

Germany are world cup winners but they produce some shyte players too.. Hennings?

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Post by MACCA » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:20 pm

Saxoman wrote: Hennings?
Are we naming players not good enough for us, but would walk into the rovers team?

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:30 pm

Vokes and Barnes wouldn't walk in, let alone hennings ..

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Post by Juan Tanamera » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:32 pm

And then he wonders why no one takes him seriously.
Saxo, I mean.

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Post by HelloHiGoodbye » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:43 pm

Saxoman wrote:Vokes and Barnes wouldn't walk in, let alone hennings ..
Brilliant. Vokes and Barnes would be Rovers' best players.

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:48 pm

HelloHiGoodbye wrote:Brilliant. Vokes and Barnes would be Rovers' best players.
Vokes and Barnes overachieve as players due to dyches influence. They are very average players generally, no better than graham, Gallagher or emnes..

The only forward you have that'd defiantly improve rovers is gray.
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Post by HelloHiGoodbye » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:49 pm

Saxoman wrote:Vokes and Barnes overachieve as players due to dyches influence. They are very average players, no better than graham, Gallagher or emnes..
They'd be Rovers' best players.

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 6:50 pm

HelloHiGoodbye wrote:They'd be Rovers' best players.
Nope.

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Post by HelloHiGoodbye » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:15 pm

Saxoman wrote:Nope.
OK.

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Post by Archer » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:16 pm

Saxoman wrote:Nope.
Yep

We can all this do this all day long. Aside from being correct it's amusing.

Not a single player from your squad would get anywhere near a Premier League squad. Looking at the league table most wouldn't get into many Championship teams.

Those two are regular starters in a mid-table Premier League side. Facts back up the "Yep" above.

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Post by Sidney1st » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:17 pm

Rovers couldn't achieve promotion with Rhodes and Gestede knocking in about 20 goals each that one season.

Vokes has lead a team to promotion twice.
He's also playing regular PL football whilst Rhodes is back in the championship and Gestede is mainly a sub at Boro.

Emnes - flopped at Swansea.
Gallagher - first full season as a first team player isn't it?
Graham- Hardly what you'd call a star player.

Would Vokes and Barnes improve Rovers team?
Yes, but only if Rovers employed a manager who knew how to get the best out of them.

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:33 pm

Sidney1st wrote:
Would Vokes and Barnes improve Rovers team?
Yes, but only if Rovers employed a manager who knew how to get the best out of them.
Right, dyche then yep?

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Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:39 pm

Saxoman wrote:Vokes and Barnes overachieve as players due to dyches influence. They are very average players generally, no better than graham, Gallagher or emnes.
I agree.

Giggs, Beckham, Scholes, and the Nevilles would've achieved nothing if it wasn't for Fergie's influence.

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:41 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:I agree.

Giggs, Beckham, Scholes, and the Nevilles would've achieved nothing if it wasn't for Fergie's influence.
An extreme example but their records at international level suggest that's not entirely inaccurate..

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Post by Sidney1st » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:45 pm

Doesn't just have to be Dyche.

Vokes just needed to settle at a club and have the right manager.

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:47 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Doesn't just have to be Dyche.

Vokes just needed to settle at a club and have the right manager.
How many clubs/managers did he do nothing under? How many a season did he score pre dyche? 5 ?

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Post by Sidney1st » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:50 pm

Like I said, he needed the right manager and striking partner/s

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:53 pm

Not exactly world class for wales either..

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Post by mikeS » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:57 pm

"Something good was happening in Portuguese football. How do I know that? because I am smart."
Brilliant.
He's a legend and a statue should be raised to him to commemorate all his efforts.

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Post by Joe14 » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:57 pm

Vokes is a million times better than any current Rovers player. Even my Rovers friend is not as stupid as this Rovers plank Saxoman :shock:
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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:03 pm

Joe14 wrote:Vokes is a million times better than any current Rovers player. Even my Rovers is not as stupid as this Rovers plank Saxoman :shock:
I'm glad your happy with them, youre welcome to keep them. If rovers ever went for them as signings, then sorry, I'd be underwhelmed.
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Re: Shebby's Back

Post by Paulclaret » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:03 pm

Saxo can't really be as thick as he appears on here........can he??

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Post by Funkydrummer » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:12 pm

He looks like Mr Potato Head.

"There were little Napoleons protecting their little turf . . . . " What a div :lol:

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Post by M6 Claret » Fri Mar 10, 2017 8:12 pm

I would gladly pay good money for Shebby to again start advising Blackburn as following Coyle's departure it is exactly what is needed to keep the downward momentum going

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:18 pm

Makes the late jimmy hills pearls of wisdom seem like genius.

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Post by Shore claret » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:28 pm

Saxoman wrote:I'm glad your happy with them, youre welcome to keep them. If rovers ever went for them as signings, then sorry, I'd be underwhelmed.
You tin pot club couldn't afford them, you might as well say the same about messi, Suarez and neymar

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Post by Saxoman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:31 pm

Shore claret wrote:You tin pot club couldn't afford them, you might as well say the same about messi, Suarez and neymar
Duly noted, but were back on the OP now..

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Post by Juan Tanamera » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:54 pm

Saxoman wrote:Duly noted, but were back on the OP now..
Anyone else done a screenshot? :lol:

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Post by Funkydrummer » Sat Mar 11, 2017 11:12 am

Juan Tanamera wrote:Anyone else done a screenshot? :lol:
Not doing one of him, but this is his daughter. He's not so bad after all. :D :D

https://www.instagram.com/simszter/?hl=en" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

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Post by NRC » Sat Mar 11, 2017 1:18 pm

Just to create some balance, if that lot provided better service to either Vokes or Barnes than we do, on top of their work rate, do WE think that would actually improve their utilization as players?

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Post by Fretters » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:52 pm

claptrappers_union wrote:Ha, he's like David Brent
He really is, even down to the way he looks into the camera when he says he's smart. Absolute comedy gold, he can't be real.

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