A Religious Line Up

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A Religious Line Up

Post by tybfc » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:14 pm

At a game this season we had a Pope on our bench whilst the opposition had Jesus on theirs.

That must be pretty rare.

Now we have Moses scoring goals and tonight Abraham joins the club.

Can we fill a team full of bible named players?
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by bedfords » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:18 pm

Deluded plays central midfield.
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by BFCmaj » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:21 pm

Judas as the gaffer surely.
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Imploding Turtle » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:25 pm

Robbie Blake up front.
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by bfccrazy » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:28 pm

Baptiste
Jesus Navas
Bongo Christ
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:39 pm

CHRISTIAN Eriksen
MOHAMMED Salah
JEWlian Dicks :D :D :D :D
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by claptrappers_union » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:42 pm

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7 JOESEPH Barton
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Fri Mar 17, 2017 11:43 pm

EDEN Hazard
ADAM Bogdan
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by bfccrazy » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:20 am

Islam Slimani another obvious one.
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Claretmatt4 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:29 am

Robert Koran
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Imploding Turtle » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:33 am

bfccrazy wrote:Islam Slimani another obvious one.

What has the name Slimani got to do with religion?
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:34 am

Allah Stevenson in goals.
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Post by secessionman » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:35 am

Simon Church
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Post by secessionman » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:36 am

Mark Pugh
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Post by secessionman » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:41 am

Dennis Herod
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Alanstevensonsgloves » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:46 am

Leon Cort as the nativity donkey
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:54 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:Leon Cort as the nativity donkey
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Cirrus_Minor » Sat Mar 18, 2017 12:56 am

Gary Monk trying to get rid of a bad habit
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Suratclaret » Sat Mar 18, 2017 1:55 am

Ian Bishop
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Zom Zom » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:04 am

Owen Archdeacon and Charlie Bishop both played for Barnsley. Chris Priest (Bury and Chester I think).

Then of course, there is any winger who can put in a good cross..
And David Icke, former goalie turned religious nutcase. "In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Goalie Post"
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Zom Zom » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:05 am

Oh, and Peter Divine-intervention
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by TheFamilyCat » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:12 am

This is like Beeholeclaret's puntastic Monday Night Quiz from years gone by.

Steve Vickers
Johnny Met God

"They think it's all Jehovah.... It is now"
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by uwe » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:13 am

David Cross.

He's nailed on for the centre-forward slot.
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by taio » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:19 am

Gabriel Heinze
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by The Enclosure » Sat Mar 18, 2017 7:57 am

Jimmy Adam son

Ps or Adam Blacklaw
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by summitclaret » Sat Mar 18, 2017 8:37 am

Fonte
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by morpheus2 » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:23 am

1: Sectarian Slaughter
2: Medieval Crusades
3: Spanish Inquisition
4: Beslan Massacre
5: Assyrian genocide
6: Armenian Genocide
7: Dafur Genocide
8: Religious Zionism (new signing from Blue Lab's team)
9: Islamic Jihad (top scorer)
10: So-called IslamicState
11: B Headings

There must be some non-Abrahamic faith subs, just to be more inclusive - but I'm not sure how many of their atrocities can be justified in their scriptures..
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by HatfieldClaret » Sat Mar 18, 2017 9:29 am

with an unnamed sub being a kangaroo trialist...

ALLAHdyce would have to feature somewhere, after Judas did a runner.
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by Archie Claret » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:04 pm

Will they play their home games at Vicarage Road?
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Re: A Religious Line Up

Post by HatfieldClaret » Sat Mar 18, 2017 2:08 pm

Or the Emirates, that's like sitting in a church at 3am.

1st away game at Spartak Mosqueow....
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