Where is Bamford?

[ecc]

I've just done a search on Mr Bamford and there was a discussion about him in yesterday's match thread thus a lot of Clarets will have missed it.

He's not on today's teamsheet and he's not injured. He's not played in the last two U23 matches.

Either this bloke is a complete tool or, well, he has other issues.

This link has almost certainly been posted but as I hadn't seen it I might not be the only one.


Clubs shocked by Patrick Bamford demands as ex-Chelsea striker asked loan sides to arrange free apartment, pay bills and sort TV and broadband

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[Buxtonclaret]

Let's see what his demands are in two or three years when he's making his debut (off the bench) for Stockport County in an FA Trophy game.

[LeadBelly]

"Where is Bamford?"
He's crying in his car. Big tears.

[Firthy]

In answer to the title, I would say probably sat in his car crying.

£6m well spent by Boro.

[taio]

Hasn't trained this week due to illness.

[TVC15]

Hasn't trained this week due to illness.

Tummy ache ?

[Longsidebovril]

Nappy rash?

[Blackrod]

Playing his violin with a box of tissues in his pimped out Range Rover probably.

[TVC15]

Teething ?

[scouseclaret]

One of the most bizarre transfers of recent seasons. The lad did well at Boro in the Championship but then failed to make any impact at not one, not two, but three premier league clubs. Then Karanka pays 6m quid on the basis of what he did 3 years ago at a lower level. No wonder he go sacked!

[Blackrod]

Was it a Gibson signing though ?

[Tall Paul]

It's between Rochdale and Bury isn't it?

[IanMcL]

Surely the answer will be a simple one. Watching Sky Sports and movies tonight and using his internet access to make sure all his pictures are still on the WWW.

[Vegas Claret]

there is clearly an issue with Bamford - he's clearly not good enough at this level

[Firthy]

Was it a Gibson signing though ?

Apparently Gibson and Bamford senior are in the same lodge

[bfcjg]

Threw his rattle out of the pram on his way to training.

[Rileybobs]

He's proven in the Championship so should help Boro to achieve a top half finish next season.

[cutsy123]

Hes a prick

[Pstotto]

He's gone to Whammerc.

[Dark Cloud]

He certainly comes across as a bit mard!!!

[MrTopTier]

near Norden.

[TheFamilyCat]

I hope we weren't paying him £40k a week.

Although someone will no doubt point out that as a former Championship Player of the Year, he was worth it.

[CrispyClaret]

He was a worthy Championship Player of the Year, he almost single handedly was responsible for Middlesborough getting promoted that year. Oh, wait

[John Johnson 1605]

Suckling his wet nurse's breasts whilst fingering his violin.

[minnieclaret]

Playing second fiddle for the Middlesbrough Hamstrung Band.