If I had the wings of an Eagle, the dirty...

[cricketfieldclarets]

You know the rest!!!

[Pstotto]

It's enough to get Madness to sing 'Oh for the wings of a dove.'

Basically what they are saying as wannabes, is that they can't compete with the Ipswich Cricketfield parachutist!

[gogogadgetlegs]

Is it a test to work out who their mums are?

[Pstotto]

... Hence their red herring Burnley chant to deflect from their own social history.

[Saxoman]

Bizzare thread.

[Commy]

I now have a vision of my 79 year old mother flying down the wire. This could be fun.

[cutsy123]

Are they right in their heads. Whos mum is guna wana zip line over that troff?

Trying to make a pennyless club small change.

[Holtyclaret]

hahahahahaha might raise enough to buy a League one striker

[jtv]

"Have fun with Mum"

Isn't that what they do every day - unless a horse is around?

[J50]

What can't an eagle sh*t on them; why change to a crow?

[50 shades of Grey]

Saxo: 'Bizzare thread'.

Yeah, a bit like you lot continually banging on for the last 20 years or so, with the incessant '6 fingers/ incest/ mum/ sister', etc, etc crap.

Bizarre.

[SammyBoy]

This is brilliant, as somebody mentioned further up - how is zip-lining at all relevant to mothers day?

[RingoMcCartney]

They make the most of Mothers day in blackburn.

There's no point in doing Fathers Day........

[MACCA]

I've never seen a horse on a zip wire, might be worth a look over if spectators are allowed?