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[CombatClaret]

No prizes, just for lols.

[yorkyclaret]

Canal's thawed out at last then.

[Claret Till I Die]

That's not what I meant when I asked her to dip her headlights ?

[CombatClaret]

Great start

'I put the ticket on the last one...'

[evensteadiereddie]

"It's sinking even faster than t'Rovers, sarge."

[FactualFrank]

"I think I know where this car was stolen from, boss. But they didn't get far - They've still got 126 miles to get to Leeds".

[cutsy123]

Woman PC - Dont start
Male PC - Sorry i dont kno what it is about wet cars. They make me want to start line dancing

[ClaretinMyBlood]

Somebody told him you could go through a river no problem if it was a ford.

[Jeffbfc]

First cop.
The water is that still you can zoom in and spot some sado taking a picture of a car in a canal.
Second copy.
Why would you want to do that..
First copy.
It's usually a asda trolley.

[Shadeyclaret]

Now then Brian,we've made it a bit trickier this time.

[john'sroseyspecs]

When curb crawling goes really wrong

[levraiclaret]

Either " thought the canal was deeper by here"

[IWOODLOVETT]

"Another one who bought a satnav from Burnley market, sarge!"

[CnBtruntru]

Female pc with a smirk "get your phone ready the clamper's are here".

[taio]

"Fordcanal what's happened here"

[Diesel]

'Parked on that really steep street Sarge, left his handbrake off'...

[Dyched]

"On the count of 3 walk away very very slowly and when I say run, run. 1...2... RUN"

[iluva64]

"Some bloke called SAXO said he thought it looked like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?"

[Bin Ont Turf]

New Top Gear presenter David Blunkett says that Ford's handle like rock filled canoes.

[claretdom]

Just because your sat nav said turn left doesn't mean you should you dopey cow

[RocketLawnChair]

Middlesbrough Fan in Peace. Please could you tell me the best place to park near your ground?

[whiffa]

Blackburn Rovers Logistics Committee discuss next years team bus.

[MarkGreen]

Sir David Attenborough voice:

"And here we see a wild Ford Galaxy taking a sip of water from the Canal, whilst being observed by the local police force and Arsene Wenger with his trusty coat"

[Newty]

Sir David Attenborough voice:

"And here we see a wild Ford Galaxy taking a sip of water from the Canal, whilst being observed by the local police force and Arsene Wenger with his trusty coat"

Read Arsene Wenger, thought "eh?", scrolled back up to the picture, spat my brew.

[KateR]

That should stop the Liverpool lot stealing barges down my stretch of the canal.

I told him he could not "A-Ford" to cross here, wouldn't listen (sorry)

[CaptJohn]

"Do you think we can nick them for water pollution?"

[Firthy]

"That's the weirdest cash wash I've ever seen."

[atlantalad]

Nah, luv I don't understand that Yarkshire accent either but I think shes asking us if that's the right way to Liverpool. Oh, I 'll go and get me map gov.

[atlantalad]

Told yer that pothole was getting deeper.