Away form solution.

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Away form solution.

Post by Wile E Coyote » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:35 pm

one way of sorting our woeful away form out would be to use painted backdrops of all our opponents grounds and erect them at the turf or gawthorpe during the close season.
Taped sounds of all the various regional accents could be played through a slightly better quality tannoy than we have now, and it would add to the realism.
It will help to settle the nerves a bit perhaps. or if any locally based scousers or geordies wanted to volunteer to sing some of their anti away fans songs and boo us, all the better.
Might make all the difference and boost our points tally. Even if it works once, it will be worth it.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:36 pm

Scoring more than the opposition. 8-)

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:38 pm

Just going for it. Goal difference aside we cant do much worse.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by ablueclaret » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:41 pm

Just don't turn up, wouldn't make much difference.
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Re: Away form solution.

Post by cricketfieldclarets » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:42 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Just don't turn up, wouldn't make much difference.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

And would save us away fans 50 plus quid a fortnight.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:44 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Just don't turn up, wouldn't make much difference.
You'd know all about just not turning up for games.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by ablueclaret » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:47 pm

Away games are my speciality Fidel. get get back to your violin.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by Diesel » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:52 pm

Jesus, The Champions (elect) of England are doing it, so:

........................Heaton..............................

...Keane(played this for England)..Tarks(so composed)..Mee.(natural left sided)..

Lowton...............Hendrick............Barton.................Ward....................

................Arfield...............................................Brady.................

..................................Boyd (ablue)...................................................

...........................................Gray................................................


Bingo!
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Re: Away form solution.

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:53 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Away games are my speciality Fidel. get get back to your violin.
Course they are.

When was the last one you went to? Was it this year?

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by ablueclaret » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:53 pm

No 1958.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:55 pm

ablueclaret wrote:No 1958.
Yeah, you sound like a senile old ****.

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by Devils_Advocate » Sun Apr 09, 2017 6:58 pm

Upgrade the manager in the summer

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by fidelcastro » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:02 pm

Devils_Advocate wrote:Upgrade the manager in the summer
Like whom?

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by Browntuba » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:02 pm

Diesel wrote:Jesus, The Champions (elect) of England are doing it, so:

........................Heaton..............................

...Keane(played this for England)..Tarks(so composed)..Mee.(natural left sided)..

Lowton...............Hendrick............Barton.................Ward....................

................Arfield...............................................Brady.................

..................................Boyd (ablue)...................................................

...........................................Gray................................................


Bingo!
12 players ?.......... Interesting, if we could get them all on the pitch without the ref noticing we might win one or two away games
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Re: Away form solution.

Post by john'sroseyspecs » Sun Apr 09, 2017 7:06 pm

This forum could do it as a collective. Just for the last away game of the season. Lock us in a room and don't let us out until a team is chosen. Once they'd washed the blood off the walls I'm sure we would get the three points!

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Re: Away form solution.

Post by Dark Cloud » Sun Apr 09, 2017 9:40 pm

"Don't turn up"! I've been to a lot of away games this season and I think we've already tried that one, more than once!

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