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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:28 pm
Anyone else see this last night?
The next three episodes are available on the BBC iplayer... trust me, episode three will have you in stitches!

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by StuffyClaret » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:29 pm
He took a strange route home from work in episode 1!.....Manchester to Manchester via Bannys drive thru!
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by burnmark » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:29 pm
Watched the first three last night and the third was definitely the best! The monkey bit was hilarious.
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by ClaretTony » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:34 pm
I remember seeing it in the local press when they were on Trafalgar Street.
I was going to watch the others last night but only the third episode is available to download from iPlayer via my Sky box.
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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:35 pm
I only started this thread so that wile e coyote can come along soon and tell us all that it just isn't comedy, and it was appealing to the uneducated masses and molluscs who frequent this board!

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by Sidney1st » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:45 pm
Is it a new series or the old one?
I liked the old one, some very funny stuff in it.
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by Steve1956 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:45 pm
Excellent,so true to life.
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by ClaretTony » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:47 pm
Sidney1st wrote:Is it a new series or the old one?
I liked the old one, some very funny stuff in it.
Brand new
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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:48 pm
Sidney1st wrote:Is it a new series or the old one?
I liked the old one, some very funny stuff in it.
It's a new one Sid.
The Beeb have been plugging it for weeks.
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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:50 pm
Incidentally, I'm not sure who the actor is playing the female employee dressed as a smurf in episode 2.
Anyone know?
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by Sidney1st » Wed Apr 12, 2017 2:50 pm
fidelcastro wrote:It's a new one Sid.
The Beeb have been plugging it for weeks.
Shows how often I watch Beeb

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by MarkGreen » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:15 pm
fidelcastro wrote:Incidentally, I'm not sure who the actor is playing the female employee dressed as a smurf in episode 2.
Anyone know?
Conleith Hill from Game of Thrones (lord varys)
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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:16 pm
Thanks Mark.

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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:19 pm
Guy Garvey from Elbow is playing the mechanic, first seen in episode one!
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by quoonbeatz » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:56 pm
as has been said, his route to work is an odd one if you know manchester. up the a6, back down the a6 and across to chorlton with a couple of loops of weaste/pendlebury thrown in.
i used to live up the road from where he had the run in with the cyclist, fact fans, the blue plaque was just out of shot
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by claretdom » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:57 pm
He should have had dinner at the Horse & Jockey instead of the drive thru chippy
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by Silkyskills1 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 3:58 pm
Excellent comedic material. Watched a couple of the older ones on Monday night and the scene where he leaves his car at the traffic lights to post his mother's birthday card then races back to his car is absolute 'slapstick' of the highest quality.
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by ClaretTony » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:08 pm
burnmark wrote:Watched the first three last night and the third was definitely the best! The monkey bit was hilarious.
Just watched second and third episodes - three is brilliant
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by Rightfoot » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:10 pm
Very odd move from the BBC showing all the episodes on iplayer , the show wont get the ratings it deserves now. Brilliant show Brilliant comedian
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by FactualFrank » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:11 pm
ClaretTony wrote:I remember seeing it in the local press when they were on Trafalgar Street.
I was going to watch the others last night but only the third episode is available to download from iPlayer via my Sky box.
Yep, same here. A bit strange, but guess you can watch 2 and 3 next week.
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by Paul Waine » Wed Apr 12, 2017 4:53 pm
quoonbeatz wrote:as has been said, his route to work is an odd one if you know manchester. up the a6, back down the a6 and across to chorlton with a couple of loops of weaste/pendlebury thrown in.
i used to live up the road from where he had the run in with the cyclist, fact fans, the blue plaque was just out of shot
Hi quoonbeatz, why did they put a blue plaque on the side of the road where Peter Kay had been filming? North West would be full of blue plaques if that was the case...
Great Car Share last night.
I re-watched the last 2 episodes of the previous series on Monday night as warm up.
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by Pstotto » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:00 pm
I turned off the last series when the girl in the car said: "Oh I thought you were gay because you were on your own." What an absolute scandal to indite solitary folk in such a manner without any recourse at all from 'family man' Peter Kay, Bolton tudsh*t that he is, for that.
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by Bin Ont Turf » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:13 pm
ClaretTony wrote:Just watched second and third episodes - three is brilliant
I like when they're in Wigan and there's a road side sign with 'Pie Sale' on it, and the transit van with 'No Pies Are Left In This Vehicle Overnight' sign on the back.
And in the second where they're doing a u turn at the pub called The Dog And Two C0cks'
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by TVC15 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:18 pm
Pstotto wrote:I turned off the last series when the girl in the car said: "Oh I thought you were gay because you were on your own." What an absolute scandal to indite solitary folk in such a manner without any recourse at all from 'family man' Peter Kay, Bolton tudsh*t that he is, for that.
Anyone care to translate ?
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by TVC15 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:19 pm
I watched all 4 last night and it's brilliant. Peter Kay is just a genius - "I'll f-ucking finish you" !!
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by Bin Ont Turf » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:24 pm
TVC15 wrote:Anyone care to translate ?
He's saying that it is unacceptable to suggest that a man who doesn't have a female partner is a homosexual.
However it's Psotto who is as mad as a bag of ferrets and is only joking.
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by HelloHiGoodbye » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:32 pm
Rightfoot wrote:Very odd move from the BBC showing all the episodes on iplayer , the show wont get the ratings it deserves now. Brilliant show Brilliant comedian
Not odd at all. Normal. That's how people watch television now. One episode right after the other. As for ratings - they'll be massive. Every episode is in the top ten on iPlayer.
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by wilks_bfc » Wed Apr 12, 2017 5:36 pm
We watched 1,2&3 last night
2 was the worst but we had to pause the 3rd as we were laughing that much at it we had to compose ourselves
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by BigChaCha » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:03 pm
That's how people watch television now
To be honest I'm not sure many people watch that much telly at all.
My family are either watching YouTube, Twitch, on an App or playing PC/Console games!
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by Pstotto » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:32 pm
Binont that's right. I watch his stand up roles and find them funny but not at solitary folk's expense, after all, would the lady in the car turn her nose up at solitary James Bond, if they met eyes across the casino table?
If he wants to laugh at himself or laugh with the audience at what one does, that's OK, but to make gratuitous fun of folk, for reasons of his own uber alles sexual politics, is NOT OK.
Stuff like that goes down in culture, like that stupid Madonna record demanding that women 'test' their men, to 'see if the love is real.' It's a mandate to act out greivous hate to every b*tch in the country.
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by Holtyclaret » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:48 pm
Only seen the 1st new episode so far, so no spoilers please!
Absolutely brilliant.
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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:51 pm
Pstotto wrote:Binont that's right. I watch his stand up roles and find them funny but not at solitary folk's expense, after all, would the lady in the car turn her nose up at solitary James Bond, if they met eyes across the casino table?
If he wants to laugh at himself or laugh with the audience at what one does, that's OK, but to make gratuitous fun of folk, for reasons of his own uber alles sexual politics, is NOT OK.
Stuff like that goes down in culture, like that stupid Madonna record demanding that women 'test' their men, to 'see if the love is real.' It's a mandate to act out greivous hate to every b*tch in the country.
WTF?

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by HelloHiGoodbye » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:54 pm
BigChaCha wrote:To be honest I'm not sure many people watch that much telly at all.
My family are either watching YouTube, Twitch, on an App or playing PC/Console games!
Yeah. 'Television' has a different meaning now. I watch a lot of television. It's just often not on a television.
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by Pstotto » Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:59 pm
Do you think I'm giving Madonna too much credit for all the fisticuff muppetology that goes on on a weekend down Burnley, as they set one bloke off against another, via the big b*tch media excite, fidel?
Maybe so... I hope so in fact, I don't really want to give her any credits at all.
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by martin_p » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:01 pm
Pstotto wrote:Do you think I'm giving Madonna too much credit for all the fisticuff muppetology that goes on on a weekend down Burnley, as they set one bloke off against another, via the big b*tch media excite, fidel?
Maybe so... I hope so in fact, I don't really want to give her any credits at all.
He's right. Blokes never had fights over women before Madonna legitimised it!!
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by fidelcastro » Wed Apr 12, 2017 7:05 pm
Pstotto wrote:Do you think I'm giving Madonna too much credit for all the fisticuff muppetology that goes on on a weekend down Burnley, as they set one bloke off against another, via the big b*tch media excite, fidel?
Maybe so... I hope so in fact, I don't really want to give her any credits at all.
I might argue with you, if I knew what the hell you were on about.

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by burnmark » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:00 pm
Just watched the fourth one. Third episode still the highlight.
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by TVC15 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:13 pm
Pstotto wrote:Binont that's right. I watch his stand up roles and find them funny but not at solitary folk's expense, after all, would the lady in the car turn her nose up at solitary James Bond, if they met eyes across the casino table?
If he wants to laugh at himself or laugh with the audience at what one does, that's OK, but to make gratuitous fun of folk, for reasons of his own uber alles sexual politics, is NOT OK.
Stuff like that goes down in culture, like that stupid Madonna record demanding that women 'test' their men, to 'see if the love is real.' It's a mandate to act out greivous hate to every b*tch in the country.
Can our board translator please come in ?
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by cutsy123 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:13 pm
Got a bit annoying when she kept ringing him in first
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by dushanbe » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:21 pm
First series was also shown on iPlayer with all episodes available before airing
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by Pstotto » Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:46 pm
...Settle down, settle down, just a bit of conspiracy theory as to where the rise of captious b*tch pc fascist culture eminated from. I blame California, oh and Germaine Greer.
I've given up on Peter Kay's car share, I think it's pandering to that culture, but I don't know how that 'battle of the sexes' pans out, but you that watch it might know better. Well? Who's winning him or her?
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by Holtyclaret » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:40 pm
Does anyone know how many episodes in the second series? I've watched first four and it surely can't end like that??
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by Rightfoot » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:53 pm
BigChaCha wrote:To be honest I'm not sure many people watch that much telly at all.
My family are either watching YouTube, Twitch, on an App or playing PC/Console games!
Yet we still have to pay the "TV licence"
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by Steve1956 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:57 pm
Holtyclaret wrote:Does anyone know how many episodes in the second series? I've watched first four and it surely can't end like that??
I think four is your lot Holty.

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by Steve1956 » Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:58 pm
Rightfoot wrote:Yet we still have to pay the "TV licence"
Really? I thought they abolished that donkeys years ago.
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by Holtyclaret » Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:23 pm
Cheers Steve, that's a shame
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by dpinsussex » Thu Apr 13, 2017 12:14 am
Only watched the first. Thought few decent moments but generally quite dull
Hope the rest are better as i do like peter kay
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by Wile E Coyote » Thu Apr 13, 2017 1:09 am
decent fodder for the office working, golf loving 20-40 year olds. Nothing belly laugh anywhere in both series. Picked up a bit of pace as a "must watch" programme. Hype does amazing things.
Its a modern love story in a cliched whirlpool of northerness. Mums, grannies, Debbie at work and you lot will adore the show.
its passes the time tv, nothing more, nothing less.
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by Darthlaw » Thu Apr 13, 2017 7:10 am
I'm eagerly awaiting the mockrage from the hi-vis burka crossing part.
Some serial ofcom complainers will be foaming at the mouth when that airs.
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by THEWELLERNUT70 » Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:03 am
Wile E Coyote wrote:decent fodder for the office working, golf loving 20-40 year olds. Nothing belly laugh anywhere in both series. Picked up a bit of pace as a "must watch" programme. Hype does amazing things.
Its a modern love story in a cliched whirlpool of northerness. Mums, grannies, Debbie at work and you lot will adore the show.
its passes the time tv, nothing more, nothing less.
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