Merson and the Hole

Claretforshaw · Post by **Claretforshaw** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:21 pm

Why on earth does Sky get him to cover any game with Hull when he is incapable of pronouncing a simple four letter word referring to them as "Hole"? I have never been there but I am sure it isn't!!

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:29 pm

Well Merson IS the ultimate hole.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 2:30 pm

Claretforshaw wrote:I have never been there but I am sure it isn't!!

The last time I went to Hull, it was closed!

CleggHall · Post by **CleggHall** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:28 pm

As a number 10 he often played in the hole.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:29 pm

"Merson and the Hole"

Sounds like an obscure noughties indie band.

Rowls · Post by **Rowls** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 3:30 pm

Debut album: 'No Left Foot'

Available on vinyl in second hand record shops. Just keep looking.

MiltonKeynesClaret93 · Post by **MiltonKeynesClaret93** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:18 pm

You should hear him try and pronounce Grosicki.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 6:45 pm

It isn't the nicest place in the world from memory, but its been a while.

bob-the-scutter · Post by **bob-the-scutter** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 7:05 pm

It`s better than Grimsby!

Silkyskills1 · Post by **Silkyskills1** » Sun Apr 16, 2017 8:02 pm

Also has an irritating habit of saying a player 'headered' the ball instead of 'headed' it.

Claretitus · Post by **Claretitus** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:54 am

It's so juvenile it's not true. Like when Merson mis pronounces " accidentally on purpose " a players name and the rest of them roll around ******* their pants!! 2-2 has become Desmond (Tutu), and hitting the beans on toast (post). It's pathetic.

Sidney1st · Post by **Sidney1st** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 9:55 am

bob-the-scutter wrote:It`s better than Grimsby!

Most places are better than Grimsby /Cleethorpes.

Blackrod · Post by **Blackrod** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:10 am

How on earth does he get a job with Sky. Awful pundit. Tv companies need to realise that not all ex pros make good pundits. Please get Lampard off MOTD. The words sawdust brain and dull spring to mind.

Claretitus · Post by **Claretitus** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:17 am

Agreed. Prime example Alan "time for a cheesy grin, coz I'm on camera" Shearer. The licence fee could be half price without muppets like him.

Lord Beamish · Post by **Lord Beamish** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:23 am

Merson talks like someone with a brain injury. I wouldn't mind so much if he actually had anything interesting to say but he hasn't.

Bullabill · Post by **Bullabill** » Mon Apr 17, 2017 10:48 am

FactualFrank » Sun Apr 16, 2017 11:30 pm

"The last time I went to Hull, it was closed!"

Musta seenya comin'.

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