Best answer on Tipping Point by a country mile

[JohnMac]

Woman just asked what the profession of a 'Brickie' is....

'Plumber' she replied confidently without hesitation!

[Steve1956]

Am I missing something here,did she give the wrong answer or something?

[JohnMac]

My bad grammar, she was asked a question 'What is the occupation of a Brickie'?

She replied 'Plumber'

[tim_noone]

Am I missing something here,did she give the wrong answer or something?

Erm.... yes

[Longside4evr]

Could have been a bricky Jack of all trades

[Funkydrummer]

This is a list of good/bad answers given over the years on family fortunes :-

A song with moon in the title – ‘Blue suede moon’

A bird with a long neck - ‘Naomi Campbell’

Something a blind person might use – ‘A sword’

An occupation where you need a torch – ‘A burglar’

Something you wear on the beach – ‘A deckchair’

A famous brother and sister – ‘Bonny and Clyde’

Something you do before going to bed – ‘Sleep’

A dangerous race – ‘The Arabs’

Something red – ‘My cardigan’

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers – ‘A horse’

A famous cowboy – ‘Buck Rogers’

A famous royal – ‘Mail’

Something in the garden that’s green – ‘Shed’

A number you have to memorise – ‘Seven’

Something you put on walls – ‘Roofs’

A famous bridge – ‘The bridge over troubled waters’

Something that floats in the bath – ‘Water’

An animal you might see at the zoo – ‘A dog’

A sign of the zodiac – ‘April’

A kind of ache – ‘Fillet ‘O’ Fish’

A food that can be brown or white – ‘Potato’

A jacket potato topping – ‘Jam’

Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine – ‘A bicycle with wings’

A famous Scotsman - ‘Jock’

Another famous Scotsman - ‘Vinnie Jones’

Something you do in the bathroom – ‘Decorate’

Something a cat does – ‘Goes to the toilet’

A non – living object with legs – ‘Plant’

Something with a hole in it – ‘Window’

A domestic animal – ‘Leopard’

Something slippery – ‘A conman’

A part of the body beginning with ‘N’ – ‘Knee’

Something you open other than a door – ‘Bowels’

A way of cooking fish – ‘Cod’

Something you might be allergic to – ‘Skiing’

Something associated with the Police – ‘Pigs’

[bobinho]

In a very hard fought contest of uber shite tv shows, tipping point sees them all off.

[spadesclaret]

Another gem from today's Tipping Point -

Q : In which county is the city of Derby?
A : Pass

[MACCA]

I actually laughed out loud today. On one of the silly radio quick question games the question was.

Q. In science, What is the study of plants known as
A. Gardener

I can see where they are coming from mind.

[gandhisflipflop]

This is a list of good/bad answers given over the years on family fortunes :-

A song with moon in the title – ‘Blue suede moon’

A bird with a long neck - ‘Naomi Campbell’

Something a blind person might use – ‘A sword’

An occupation where you need a torch – ‘A burglar’

Something you wear on the beach – ‘A deckchair’

A famous brother and sister – ‘Bonny and Clyde’

Something you do before going to bed – ‘Sleep’

A dangerous race – ‘The Arabs’

Something red – ‘My cardigan’

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers – ‘A horse’

A famous cowboy – ‘Buck Rogers’

A famous royal – ‘Mail’

Something in the garden that’s green – ‘Shed’

A number you have to memorise – ‘Seven’

Something you put on walls – ‘Roofs’

A famous bridge – ‘The bridge over troubled waters’

Something that floats in the bath – ‘Water’

An animal you might see at the zoo – ‘A dog’

A sign of the zodiac – ‘April’

A kind of ache – ‘Fillet ‘O’ Fish’

A food that can be brown or white – ‘Potato’

A jacket potato topping – ‘Jam’

Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine – ‘A bicycle with wings’

A famous Scotsman - ‘Jock’

Another famous Scotsman - ‘Vinnie Jones’

Something you do in the bathroom – ‘Decorate’

Something a cat does – ‘Goes to the toilet’

A non – living object with legs – ‘Plant’

Something with a hole in it – ‘Window’

A domestic animal – ‘Leopard’

Something slippery – ‘A conman’

A part of the body beginning with ‘N’ – ‘Knee’

Something you open other than a door – ‘Bowels’

A way of cooking fish – ‘Cod’

Something you might be allergic to – ‘Skiing’

Something associated with the Police – ‘Pigs’

You missed my favourite ever answer on there.

Name a famous soap - dove.

[Steve1956]

Erm.... yes

All the brickies I know are also excellent plumbers so in theory the woman was correct.

[Steve1956]

You missed my favourite ever answer on there.

Name a famous soap - dove.

[tim_noone]

All the brickies I know are also excellent plumbers so in theory the woman was correct.

The brickies i know are sh!t plumbers so in theory shes wrong.

[Funkydrummer]

All the plumbers I know are sh!t brickies.

[JohnMac]

Another today was 'Gertrude - Queen of Denmark was the mother of which Shakespeare character'?

'Was it the Merchant of Venice'?

[spadesclaret]

Is Venice not in Denmark then?

[JohnMac]

Antonio of Copenhagen

[ThinLizzy]

[Imploding Turtle]

A food that can be brown or white – ‘Potato’

that's a great answer.

[Acting Claret]

To a Yorkshire man, name a famous Arthur - Shakespeare!

[ThinLizzy]

There's been some belters over the last few years. I am surprised there isn't an hour long funny answer compilation. There's at least one a week on 'The Chase' alone.

[Funkydrummer]

There's been some belters over the last few years. I am surprised there isn't an hour long funny answer compilation. There's at least one a week on 'The Chase' alone.

Talking of The Chase, this has to be the funniest of all time - enjoy.

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[bfccrazy]

I still get mates asking me this question after I got it wrong on my stint on Tipping Point

[cricketfieldclarets]

This is a list of good/bad answers given over the years on family fortunes :-

A song with moon in the title – ‘Blue suede moon’

A bird with a long neck - ‘Naomi Campbell’

Something a blind person might use – ‘A sword’

An occupation where you need a torch – ‘A burglar’

Something you wear on the beach – ‘A deckchair’

A famous brother and sister – ‘Bonny and Clyde’

Something you do before going to bed – ‘Sleep’

A dangerous race – ‘The Arabs’

Something red – ‘My cardigan’

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers – ‘A horse’

A famous cowboy – ‘Buck Rogers’

A famous royal – ‘Mail’

Something in the garden that’s green – ‘Shed’

A number you have to memorise – ‘Seven’

Something you put on walls – ‘Roofs’

A famous bridge – ‘The bridge over troubled waters’

Something that floats in the bath – ‘Water’

An animal you might see at the zoo – ‘A dog’

A sign of the zodiac – ‘April’

A kind of ache – ‘Fillet ‘O’ Fish’

A food that can be brown or white – ‘Potato’

A jacket potato topping – ‘Jam’

Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine – ‘A bicycle with wings’

A famous Scotsman - ‘Jock’

Another famous Scotsman - ‘Vinnie Jones’

Something you do in the bathroom – ‘Decorate’

Something a cat does – ‘Goes to the toilet’

A non – living object with legs – ‘Plant’

Something with a hole in it – ‘Window’

A domestic animal – ‘Leopard’

Something slippery – ‘A conman’

A part of the body beginning with ‘N’ – ‘Knee’

Something you open other than a door – ‘Bowels’

A way of cooking fish – ‘Cod’

Something you might be allergic to – ‘Skiing’

Something associated with the Police – ‘Pigs’

Brilliant very funny

[cricketfieldclarets]

I still get mates asking me this question after I got it wrong on my stint on Tipping Point

Why have i never seen this? I would have been seething. Hahah.

I always use that question when I do a quiz as my mrs gets it wrong everytime without fail. Rio everytime she goes. I never got bored of it either.

And the next one is always capital of Peru? 'Brazil!'

Literally after ive asked her the capital of Brazil

[joey13]

The slang term "Trick cyclist " refers to what profession
errrmmm "a clown on a bike "

[MACCA]

Why have i never seen this? I would have been seething. Hahah.

I always use that question when I do a quiz as my mrs gets it wrong everytime without fail. Rio everytime she goes. I never got bored of it either.

And the next one is always capital of Peru? 'Brazil!'

Literally after ive asked her the capital of Brazil

I get the Mrs when ever RSA are playing football, rugby, cricket, or any other sport I'm watching.
I go out of the room..

What's the score love?
She says the score.
Who's playing?

Every single time she replies with Russia against ( insert name )
I laugh
She calls me a knob or some other name.

It never gets old

[bfccrazy]

Why have i never seen this? I would have been seething. Hahah.

I always use that question when I do a quiz as my mrs gets it wrong everytime without fail. Rio everytime she goes. I never got bored of it either.

And the next one is always capital of Peru? 'Brazil!'

Literally after ive asked her the capital of Brazil

I said Rio and instantly knew I was wrong but they took the first answer.

Finished 2nd though so least I wasn't a total failure haha. They wouldn't let me wear claret and blue so I opted for just claret instead.

[chipbutty]

This is a list of good/bad answers given over the years on family fortunes :-

A song with moon in the title – ‘Blue suede moon’

A bird with a long neck - ‘Naomi Campbell’

Something a blind person might use – ‘A sword’

An occupation where you need a torch – ‘A burglar’

Something you wear on the beach – ‘A deckchair’

A famous brother and sister – ‘Bonny and Clyde’

Something you do before going to bed – ‘Sleep’

A dangerous race – ‘The Arabs’

Something red – ‘My cardigan’

An item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers – ‘A horse’

A famous cowboy – ‘Buck Rogers’

A famous royal – ‘Mail’

Something in the garden that’s green – ‘Shed’

A number you have to memorise – ‘Seven’

Something you put on walls – ‘Roofs’

A famous bridge – ‘The bridge over troubled waters’

Something that floats in the bath – ‘Water’

An animal you might see at the zoo – ‘A dog’

A sign of the zodiac – ‘April’

A kind of ache – ‘Fillet ‘O’ Fish’

A food that can be brown or white – ‘Potato’

A jacket potato topping – ‘Jam’

Something that flies that doesn’t have an engine – ‘A bicycle with wings’

A famous Scotsman - ‘Jock’

Another famous Scotsman - ‘Vinnie Jones’

Something you do in the bathroom – ‘Decorate’

Something a cat does – ‘Goes to the toilet’

A non – living object with legs – ‘Plant’

Something with a hole in it – ‘Window’

A domestic animal – ‘Leopard’

Something slippery – ‘A conman’

A part of the body beginning with ‘N’ – ‘Knee’

Something you open other than a door – ‘Bowels’

A way of cooking fish – ‘Cod’

Something you might be allergic to – ‘Skiing’


Is that a subliminal Shed Seven in there??
Something associated with the Police – ‘Pigs’