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Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Fretters » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:18 pm

Apparently we've handed an 18 month deal to an unknown Spanish player, José Bartonola

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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by fidelcastro » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:19 pm

Are Village People reforming?!
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Paul Waine » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:21 pm

Nope, can't think of anything funny to say.

Didn't his Dad play for us some time back?
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Paul Waine » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:23 pm

fidelcastro wrote:Are Village People reforming?!
Sorry, Fidel, see my post above. You too!
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by No Ney Never » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:24 pm

Shouldn't his shirt sponsor be Daftobet!
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by fidelcastro » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:25 pm

Paul Waine wrote:Sorry, Fidel, see my post above. You too!
Tough crowd :( :cry:
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Paul Waine » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:26 pm

No Ney Never wrote:Shouldn't his shirt sponsor be Daftobet!
Team wouldn't be sponsored by Wilkinson Sword.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by ontario claret » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:26 pm

Doesn't look so young to me, or maybe Spanish people just age quicker than others.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by ksrclaret » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:35 pm

Looks like he's got too much flair to get into a Dyche side.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by ontario claret » Thu Apr 27, 2017 9:48 pm

Probably would blow the club budget for moustache wax. Either that, or he's looking to star in a porno film.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by CnBtruntru » Thu Apr 27, 2017 10:39 pm

Could have at least made the tache same colour as his hair.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by john'sroseyspecs » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:36 pm

CnBtruntru wrote:Could have at least made the tache same colour as his hair.
Collars and cuffs?
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by califclaret » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:42 pm

His brothers Pepe Bartonola and Jose Bartonola are wall builders on the U.S
border.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Thu Apr 27, 2017 11:52 pm

I know nothing about the horse.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6EaoPMANQM" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by taffy » Fri Apr 28, 2017 7:16 am

Evens says he's not dyche fit
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by vinrogue » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:10 am

Don't forget the two Chinese players we have signed...Wi Wun Once Away and How Long Since
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Holtyclaret » Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:30 am

Dirk Diggler??
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Woodleyclaret » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:22 am

Dont forget the Sebian Fukt Ivinow
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by IanMcL » Fri Apr 28, 2017 11:32 am

Looks like he has something about him.
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BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by whiffa » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:08 pm

BREAKING: Burnley have signed unknown talent José Bartonola on an 18 month deal.

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Found this rather amusing!
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by fidelcastro » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:11 pm

The joke is never quite as funny the second time, is it? :(
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by whiffa » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:14 pm

Sorry! MOD delete please, saw this on another forum and didn't realise was already posted under a random thread title.
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by IndigoLake » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:26 pm

Our scouting system has clearly expanded a great deal with two Spanish signings within 24 hours. Very exciting times.
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by WestMidsClaret » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:28 pm

Can he play in midfield??
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by claretdom » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:30 pm

WestMidsClaret wrote:Can he play in midfield??

you bet
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by randomclaret2 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:31 pm

What are the odds of signing identical twins ?
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by RammyClaret61 » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:32 pm

2/1
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by TheFamilyCat » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:36 pm

I heard his interview. Very odd, he sounded more French than Spanish.
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by Tribesmen » Fri Apr 28, 2017 12:41 pm

Very good I must say
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Re: BREAKING: Burnley sign unknown talent José Bartonola

Post by evensteadiereddie » Fri Apr 28, 2017 2:46 pm

Did we sign him from Real Betis ?
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by Gerry Hattrick » Fri Apr 28, 2017 4:10 pm

Perhaps more appropriate.
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Re: Young Spanish Player Signed

Post by ontario claret » Fri Apr 28, 2017 10:03 pm

Perhaps the most appropriate picture of Joey would be one of him giving the bird to somebody.
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