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Post by Saxoman » Sat May 13, 2017 8:46 pm

Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.

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Post by ksrclaret » Sat May 13, 2017 8:48 pm

That must be quite painful for you. Are you taking antibiotics?
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Post by simonclaret » Sat May 13, 2017 8:48 pm

Fourth
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Post by chipbutty » Sat May 13, 2017 8:48 pm

You can go forth.... #Fourth
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Post by Saxoman » Sat May 13, 2017 8:49 pm

simonclaret wrote:Fourth
The phone.

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Post by chipbutty » Sat May 13, 2017 8:51 pm

Saxoman wrote:The phone.
The Fone.
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Post by COYC73 » Sat May 13, 2017 8:52 pm

How come this idiot B'stard doesn't get banned....?
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Post by Croydon Claret » Sat May 13, 2017 8:53 pm

As long as all Lancashire teams finish in their true positions I'm happy. So far so good

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Post by Saxoman » Sat May 13, 2017 8:54 pm

COYC73 wrote:How come this idiot B'stard doesn't get banned....?
I am banned.

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Post by MACCA » Sat May 13, 2017 8:56 pm

Saxoman wrote:Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.
And like Owen's job, it will be mission accomplished!

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Post by Sidney1st » Sat May 13, 2017 8:57 pm

Go forth and multiply...

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Post by ksrclaret » Sat May 13, 2017 8:59 pm

Sidney1st wrote:Go forth and multiply...
Don't be telling Saxo to do that. Centaurs are mythical aren't they?
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Post by Blackrod » Sat May 13, 2017 9:01 pm

Has an interesting bridge over it.
So not only are you a social and sexual introvert you are also a p*ss poor speller.
I've an idea why don't you hijack and ruin every thread and when you've done that start another inane one.

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Post by Saxoman » Sat May 13, 2017 9:02 pm

Blackrod wrote:Has an interesting bridge over it.
So not only are you a social and sexual introvert you are also a p*ss poor speller.
I've an idea why don't you hijack and ruin every thread and when you've done that start another inane one.
Good idea my well endowed black friend.

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Post by 1963Claret » Sat May 13, 2017 9:05 pm

You'd have given your right hoof to have finished fourth bottom you knobjockey
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Post by Firthy » Sat May 13, 2017 9:17 pm

Guess forth bottom in the Premier League is better than turd bottom in the Championship :)
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Post by EdgeEnder85 » Sat May 13, 2017 9:22 pm

Forth division

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Post by Longsider » Sat May 13, 2017 9:40 pm

Saxo. The spot that likes to be squeezed.

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Post by box_of_frogs » Sat May 13, 2017 9:50 pm

I used to live near the Forth. Great place! The only time the horse botherers will be in fourth place next year is alphabetically at the start. Going down like an express elevator. Venky's the owners that just keep giving!

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Post by Wile E Coyote » Sat May 13, 2017 10:00 pm

COYC73 wrote:How come this idiot B'stard doesn't get banned....?
why ban him? posts a lot, and they're entertaining,
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Post by box_of_frogs » Sat May 13, 2017 10:08 pm

Agreed Mr Coyote. He can try and make as many snide comments as he likes. Simple answers:

1. Long Live The Venky's.

2. Mind The Gap.

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Post by Cirrus_Minor » Sat May 13, 2017 10:15 pm

We're safe
Blackburn are relegated.

End of chat

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Re: Forth bottom

Post by Goalposts » Sat May 13, 2017 10:23 pm

i don't mind saxo he takes some stick and returns the compliments in a way that is never really a step to far.

fair play to him

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Post by bartons baggage » Sat May 13, 2017 10:54 pm

Saxoman wrote:Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.
The problem being you don't think.
You started a thread to try and take the p155,and like your football team you have FAILED. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by joey13 » Sat May 13, 2017 11:04 pm

May the forth be with you .

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Post by yorkyclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 12:02 am

Heaven...Bar Stewards at the bottom of the Fourth.....Saxo at the bottom of the Forth :lol:

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Post by Vegas Claret » Sun May 14, 2017 1:47 am

Saxoman wrote:Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.
Image

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Post by SmudgetheClaret » Sun May 14, 2017 7:38 am

Forth division next for the Venks.

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Post by Caernarfon_Claret » Sun May 14, 2017 7:51 am

12th would be OK

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Post by KeighleyClaret » Sun May 14, 2017 7:55 am

The new Forth Bridge is actually only the Third.
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Post by Quicknick » Sun May 14, 2017 11:03 am

12th.

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Post by Quicknick » Sun May 14, 2017 11:09 am

Saxoman wrote:Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.
Fourth, Saxo. It's not as in go forth.

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Post by basil6345789 » Sun May 14, 2017 11:17 am

I welcome Saxo here, it's freedom of speech and his own forum has effectively been lost. Ironic that I should think this way as I used to go on 'Roverrs board as Wheelbird and got banned for insulting Venkys early days. We're better than that and show tolerance to everyone - horse fiddlers et al.

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Post by Wilsdenclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 11:24 am

Front bottom
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Post by RingoMcCartney » Sun May 14, 2017 11:30 am

Its clear that some Blackburn fans and (BBC Radio Lancashire), havent realised that Operation Leapfrog was successfully completed years ago!

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Re: Forth bottom

Post by BennyD » Sun May 14, 2017 7:20 pm

Saxo, don't come on here bragging about what you got up to last night.

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Post by brexit » Sun May 14, 2017 7:29 pm

Welcome Saxo
We Brexiters believe in free speech even if it is from the mouths of fools.

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Post by ontario claret » Sun May 14, 2017 7:38 pm

Do you live overlooking the Firth of Forth, Saxo?

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Post by ontario claret » Sun May 14, 2017 7:39 pm

Or near Forfar? Latest score just in Forfar 5, East Fife 4.

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Post by Damo » Sun May 14, 2017 7:44 pm

Fourth bottom of the premier league will do for me.
Fourth best team in Lancashire however, I couldn't cope with that

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Post by Firthy » Sun May 14, 2017 7:48 pm

ontario claret wrote:Do you live overlooking the Firth of Forth, Saxo?
Keep me out of this :o :shock: :lol:
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Post by Spike » Sun May 14, 2017 7:49 pm

I am on my fourth lot of jelly n ice cream! LLTV

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Post by Shore claret » Sun May 14, 2017 7:49 pm

He's on a delay and was praying for it last week

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Post by brexit » Sun May 14, 2017 8:41 pm

Spike wrote:I am on my fourth lot of jelly n ice cream! LLTV
choo-choo

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Post by BennyD » Sun May 14, 2017 9:11 pm

Spike wrote:I am on my fourth lot of jelly n ice cream! LLTV
Sounds like Saxo is on his fourth lot of KY jelly and cream.

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Post by Claret-On-A-T-Rex » Sun May 14, 2017 10:53 pm

Saxoman wrote:Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.
We may well finish there but I beg to differ about the realistic placing part, West Brom are in eigth position with only five more points, that shows how tight the table is between 8th and 18th. Therefore if we improve slightly and manage to pick up only two more wins next season we can finish in the top half of the table and begin our assault on the Champions League places the season after.

Judging by our trajectory and in comparison to say, Blackburn Rovers, we should be winning our first domestic double and Champions League trophy just as they are dropping into the Evo-Stik League Northern Premier First Division North.

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Post by 50 shades of Grey » Mon May 15, 2017 8:23 am

Fourth bottom ?

The only thing that springs to mind with these two words, is you lot on all fours, having been well and truly shafted in the bottom by the Venkys.

Keep popping up saxo. You are an idiot, but at least you are the last bas turd remaining.

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Re: Forth bottom

Post by RammyClaret61 » Mon May 15, 2017 11:12 am

I hope Rovers finish forth bottom next season!!

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Re: Forth bottom

Post by claretdom » Mon May 15, 2017 2:44 pm

A more realistic placing is you behind the bedroom door keyhole saxo
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Post by cutsy123 » Mon May 15, 2017 3:14 pm

Saxoman wrote:Hope u finish there. A more realistic placing I think.
As you are a disgusting horrible prick from the other end of the M65, i also estimate you have a massive gap where your front teeth should be

With that in mind, you would probably go forth into a horses bottom

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