Mr Dyche you're a bore

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by taio » Sun May 14, 2017 3:09 pm

You called Barnes a prick recently. That's one example.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by KRBFC » Sun May 14, 2017 3:11 pm

Sidney1st wrote:It's called supporting the manager, something you rarely do.
In fact I think I've seen you ask for him to be fired more than I've seen you support him.
It's usually after an away game that you're on here stamping your feet, throwing your toys out of the pram, demanding he's fired.

Is there life after Dyche?
Of course there is, but right now he's here and moving us forward as a club so why look to change it?

The club quite probably has a short list of potential managers, your new love at Hull may even be on that list, but Dyche hasn't finished here yet, I reckon he's going to be here for another couple of seasons.
I have remained consistent, I said I will judge each performance on a game by game basis. If the performances don't meet my standards, I will be upset and rant about it. Its really that simple, I have praised us when we've lost and said we were crap when we've won so this whole "I only post when we lose" is nonsense. I never supported Brian Laws, I never wanted us relegated though.
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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by taio » Sun May 14, 2017 3:13 pm

Here you go:

quote="KRBFC"]he's a p rick, he can pack his bags along with Dyche. I used to like Barnes but the constant wrestling matches are annoying, he's the biggest cheat in the league and barely offers a goal threat.[/quote]

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by KRBFC » Sun May 14, 2017 3:15 pm

taio wrote:Here you go:

quote="KRBFC"]he's a p rick, he can pack his bags along with Dyche. I used to like Barnes but the constant wrestling matches are annoying, he's the biggest cheat in the league and barely offers a goal threat.
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Does Barnes count as a football player? Btw I did say "rarely"

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by taio » Sun May 14, 2017 3:16 pm

And one about Barton:

quote="KRBFC"]Bobbins, no wonder Rangers got shut.[/quote]

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by taio » Sun May 14, 2017 3:19 pm

KRBFC wrote:I think they're both as sh*te as each other at Pl level.
That one includes Vokes.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by KRBFC » Sun May 14, 2017 3:20 pm

Sh** iv met my match, forgive me for my wild outbursts Sherlock

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by ablueclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 3:22 pm

It's worth noting that despite our criticism, SD just goes on doing his thing, boring and moderately effective, adored by the masses, the Teresa May of football.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by taio » Sun May 14, 2017 3:23 pm

Boyd:

'He's progressively got worse as a footballer since joining us.'

It's feckin easy this. But it would be given you slag off everything to do with the club

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by dushanbe » Sun May 14, 2017 3:25 pm

You pair are as mental as each other.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by ablueclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 3:27 pm

Sadly Boyd isn't the player he was, we've drained the skill out of his game, Barnes is at times a boarish player and Barton did find the Premier League a step too far this time, reasonable comments on players who have at the same time served this club well.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Steve-Harpers-perm » Sun May 14, 2017 3:28 pm

I think KRBFC needs a new hobby. Typing away in his room covered in Dyche posters like Jed Maxwell in Alan Partridge cannot be healthy!

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by KRBFC » Sun May 14, 2017 3:29 pm

taio wrote:Boyd:

'He's progressively got worse as a footballer since joining us.'

It's feckin easy this. But it would be given you slag off everything to do with the club
That's true though, not really slagging him off, I'm a big Boyd fan, liked him before we got him.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by taio » Sun May 14, 2017 3:35 pm

ablueclaret wrote:Sadly Boyd isn't the player he was, we've drained the skill out of his game, Barnes is at times a boarish player and Barton did find the Premier League a step too far this time, reasonable comments on players who have at the same time served this club well.
I don't class calling one of our own players a prick or another one shite as reasonable, but the fact that you and him think it is does not surprise me but speaks volumes nonetheless. Anyhow I was countering his stupid insistent that he rarely criticises the players.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by ablueclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 3:43 pm

Sadly taio you just extrapolate for your own agenda, look what I wrote, not what you think I said, it belittles you and your argument.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Sidney1st » Sun May 14, 2017 4:51 pm

KRBFC
I didn't say you only post when we lose so I don't know where you got that from, I did say you throw a tantrum over our away form and you've stated Dyche should go a few times.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by addisclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 9:39 pm

What a CV he has now.

First full season in charge, promotion

Back down again, champions, 23 game unbeaten run.

staying up this time

Second season syndrome will be nothing for him. Will smash it.

**** off all you Footy Manager tossers. reality rules.
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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Braindead » Sun May 14, 2017 10:19 pm

Why are people whinging and crying about Burnley being toss away from home? Aside from probably last season and 92 we have ALWAYS relied on our home form to achieve any kind of decent points total no matter what league we were in.

I have seen improvements in our away performances from the earlier season games (yesterday being an exception), and we have had some single goal defeats to some very good sides, as well as being shat on luck wise as well.

Also it's worth noting that it matters not where we pick up the points, just that we do pick them up, and we stayed up comfortably in the end so Dyche has achieved what he set out to do. We have improved each and every season under this man and as long as he stays we will continue to do so.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by dsr » Sun May 14, 2017 10:58 pm

ablueclaret wrote:It's worth noting that despite our criticism, SD just goes on doing his thing, boring and moderately effective, adored by the masses, the Teresa May of football.
Are you implying that Sean Dyche doesn't listen to a word you say? :shock: :o
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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by boiledclaret » Sun May 14, 2017 11:02 pm

addisclaret wrote:What a CV he has now.
For a moment I though you meant KRBFC, they're certainly adding up.
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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Spiral » Sun May 14, 2017 11:19 pm

Haven't read the whole thread. (Sorry!) We're unbelievably boring to watch, IMO. I'd go as far as saying we're the dullest half-decent team in the league to watch. We're where Stoke were five-or-so years ago. That doesn't take away from the incredible job Dyche has done given the budget, etc. Survival is more important than entertainment at this point. We haven't overcome a 1-0 deficit in the PL under Dyche, mind, which says a lot about the way we approach games. That's the kind of nonsense we should be improving on next season.
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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Caernarfon_Claret » Mon May 15, 2017 12:23 am

How do those who critisize Sean's tactics, game management and other onfield aspects see his off field management - training ground improvements etc - Is there an area where he has excelled?

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by claretdom » Mon May 15, 2017 8:11 am

KRBFC wrote:Another awful dire performance, how many more do I have to watch before enough is enough? Fluking a few scabby wins will not change my opinion.


Why not just turn your tv off ? You don't go to games, you hate watching us yet when the weather is good to sit in your room crying while watching a team you don't like.

Watch babestation or something.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by lovebeingaclaret » Mon May 15, 2017 8:34 am

ablueclaret wrote:Sadly taio you just extrapolate for your own agenda, look what I wrote, not what you think I said, it belittles you and your argument.
It's worrying to think that if SD continues to force us to watch Premier League games, continue to build significant infrastructure and continue investing in young and talented players that we are in danger of losing the support and financial input from people like abc.

Imagine a game without abc singing our songs and losing his season ticket money.

I wonder if SD realises how he is in danger of creating a keyboard warrior. Who knows he may start criticising the teams tactics as soon as he has read the match reports and views of lesser mortals on message boards.

SD must change his ways!

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by ablueclaret » Mon May 15, 2017 8:41 am

My comment was pre-match, when I saw the side SD had selected, for me a disappointment, nothing more nothing less.
I understand you might have seen it as the perfect side lbac, but for me an opportunity lost, we don't get many opportunities to experiment.
Come the start of next season we'll be told we can't do it because avoiding relegation is vital.
Sometimes I wish we were in a lower division so that we could be more relaxed about introducing players.
Mind in our heyday we slotted youngsters in at the very highest level without fear and produced footballing joy. Everything in perspective.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Sidney1st » Mon May 15, 2017 8:58 am

Avoiding relegation will be the main target for a couple of seasons now.

Even when Leicester won the title, Ranieri always said getting to 40 points was his first priority.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Tall Paul » Mon May 15, 2017 9:17 am

ablueclaret wrote:My comment was pre-match, when I saw the side SD had selected, for me a disappointment, nothing more nothing less.
3:41pm wasn't pre-match.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by ablueclaret » Mon May 15, 2017 9:24 am

You're right but it's the first time I was able to get online after I had heard the team news.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by iluva64 » Mon May 15, 2017 9:32 am

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by lovebeingaclaret » Mon May 15, 2017 2:13 pm

ablueclaret wrote:My comment was pre-match, when I saw the side SD had selected, for me a disappointment, nothing more nothing less.
I understand you might have seen it as the perfect side lbac, but for me an opportunity lost, we don't get many opportunities to experiment.
Come the start of next season we'll be told we can't do it because avoiding relegation is vital.
Sometimes I wish we were in a lower division so that we could be more relaxed about introducing players.
Mind in our heyday we slotted youngsters in at the very highest level without fear and produced footballing joy. Everything in perspective.
Always smile at you using the words we and us.
You make absolutely no effort to be a proper supporter but have the audacity to say you wish the team that most of us invest loads of money and time on was playing in a lower division.

You are a total and utter hypocrite.

Just to say I know there are loads on the message board who cannot make the games. That's fine. It's just that abc thinks he has the right to continuously berate all that is burnley fc.

Yes he does come across as a sad and tired old man, he can't help that, but I do wish I could have a word with his carer.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by ablueclaret » Mon May 15, 2017 2:30 pm

I'm very glad I make you smile lbac, and my carer sends her best wishes to you and yours.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Mon May 15, 2017 3:19 pm

Still catching them after all these years ablue.

I think the only person who matches your motivation is Sean Dyche.

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by brigante » Mon May 15, 2017 3:56 pm

In the same way that Facebook is introducing a Fake News alert maybe this site should introduce a Fake Supporter alert, or one that indicates that a thread "May Contain Bo1locks".

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Re: Mr Dyche you're a bore

Post by Sidney1st » Mon May 15, 2017 3:58 pm

brigante wrote: or one that indicates that a thread "May Contain Bo1locks".
It's probably easier to assume they all will at some point :lol:
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