Jeremy Corbyn .. Caption Competition..

[Clarets4me]

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Your witty Captions, if you please ??

[randomclaret2]

" Lot 1 is an early 80s Sony BoomBox, very popular back in the day I'm told. What am I bid.... £5 ? "

[hampsteadclaret]

- unbelievably funny... you're wasted on here.

[claptrappers_union]

A politician proving he is actually strong and stable.

[hampsteadclaret]

You two got any useful interesting takes on the detailed Labour manifesto, released yesterday?

[Lancasterclaret]

Okay, who told Jeremy that we needed a speaker? You know he takes everything literally.

[john'sroseyspecs]

This is a big can of whoop ass and I've got the key. Who's with me! Anyone??

[chorleyhere]

"Here's a soapbox for Mrs May to stand on to talk to ordinary people in the street ........Oh sorry she doesn't talk to the proletariat she's running 'frit'

[Clarets4me]

Candidate: " Mind your backs, Jeremy's helping bring in a ballot box, here in Tower Hamlets ! "

Bald Chap: " You're three weeks early, love ! "

Jeremy : " Oh F***, he's right ! That idiot McDonnell got his dates wrong, again. Poor Diane ! She spent all last night counting them ! She said it was looking very promising and the turnout was 117% ""

[chorleyhere]

"Here's a box for all the junk mail letters that May is sending out"

[chorleyhere]

Post 3 - "so are you!!"

[taio]

"That's an extreme haircut Diane, but please carry on for old times' sake"

[Lancasterclaret]

"Love lift us up to where we belong, where the eagles cry, on a mountain high"

[Paul Waine]

Okay, who told Jeremy that we needed a speaker? You know he takes everything literally.

We think very much alike, Lancs.

I was going to post: "When we asked you to be the main speaker...."

[pureclaret]

ive got £55 billion in this magic box

[Wile E Coyote]

lady with mic is saying
"Look , its actually carved in stone, Burnley 2, Blackburn 0, Jeremy , turn that volume up to let those ***** hear what I just said"

[chorleyhere]

"I'm just emptying this bin for Theresa ....it's a boy's job you know.....Theresa doesn't like to go out into the street"

[CnBtruntru]

Yes I am bragging our costings will fit on 1 sheet.

[Bin Ont Turf]

Deal or no deal?

No deal Noel you tw*t!

[HatfieldClaret]

"Not the first time I've had a big black box in my hands "

[IanMcL]

In here - I have the head of May. Now who dares to doubt my strength?

[Oshkoshclaret]

"Not the first time I've had a big black box in my hands "

LMFAO we have a winner!

[dermotdermot]

I am not rich. I keep my money in this little safe. It's all I have in the world.

[claretdom]

"Here's your 11bn I promised.. free tuition for everyone"

[hampsteadclaret]

Is 'free tuition' a bad idea then..?

Most schools are free...I went to a couple..did you?
There was a time before we had annual £9000 tuition fees.

Is 'free tuition' an important component of investing in this country's future?

[claretdom]

Is 'free tuition' a bad idea then..?

Most schools are free...I went to a couple..did you?
There was a time before we had annual £9000 tuition fees.

Is 'free tuition' an important component of investing in this country's future?

Anything you give to someone for free, when you can't pay for it yourself is a bad idea

[evensteadiereddie]

A politician out on the street, getting stuck in. Who'd have thought it ?
Perhaps the vicar's daughter might try meeting ordinary people some day...

[CaptJohn]

"Keep distracting them love, while I make off with the loot! If they are listening to us they must be thick anyway."

[hampsteadclaret]

26..
what..

primary school places
secondary school places
prescriptions
hospital operations
child births in maternity wards
bus passes for OAPs..?

[there are many more examples of 'free at point of use']

[Lancasterclaret]

Hampers is quite right, we should be concentrating on the manifestos rather than silly, personal attacks.......oh wait, what's this on the Liberal Democrat thread?

That little three foot ginger squirt Farron is an irrelevance for this election. and there is no way he' will get my cross against his name.

[claretdom]

So you have no problem with Corbyn promising loads of things for free when the costs don't add up.

I know you see yourself a the main spokesman for Labour on here, but the guy is an idiot. You seem to be offended if someone calls Corbyn but you are happy to do exactly the same to Farron & May, is that not a tad hypocritical ?

All those things you daftly listed maybe free at the point of use but we as a country all contribute to pay for them and it currently isn't enough, yet you don't see an issue with chucking more things on the list of freebies.

[claretdom]

Hampers is quite right, we should be concentrating on the manifestos rather than silly, personal attacks.......oh wait, what's this on the Liberal Democrat thread?

Just made exactly the same point, he is happy lobbing insults at his own targets but anyone he has a thing for gets a negative comment and the frothing starts.

[kentonclaret]

Lot Number 52 is perfect for Old Age Pensioners as it comes with a Triple Lock.


A large fan heater that is low energy - perfect for pensioners who have lost their Winter Fuel Allowance.

[mikeS]

Yawn....another Corbyn pisstake thread. None yet on Bojo, Teresa etc. You have to wonder why.

[kentonclaret]

Impossible to make Boris appear even more comical and dafter than he makes himself.

Yesterday, at the Sikh Temple with Boris promoting whisky sales to India was a real classic.

Straight out of "Some Mothers Do Ave Em".

[SmudgetheClaret]

"I want to quash the Tory line that Jez needs an earing aid EH? who's behind me ?"

[Im_not_Robbie_Blake]

"Ashley Hoskin is safely contained within this box, and he will be released if you elect a Labour Government. You have been warned."


Sorry Ash!!

[WadingInDeeper]

Blue shirt, no rosette, he must be a Tory sympathiser.

[Clarets4me]

Yawn....another Corbyn pisstake thread. None yet on Bojo, Teresa etc. You have to wonder why.

Over to you Mike, no-one's stopping you...