Tiger on drink driving charge

[CaptJohn]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-40087317

Couldn't think who he reminded me of and then I realised he looked like Homer Simpson
So sad that a great sportsman has fallen so far.

[gandhisflipflop]

I am disappointed as I was genuinely expecting to read about an actual tiger on a drink driving charge.

[MACCA]

I have zero time for drink drivers.

People have no excuse to drink drive, even more so people like him!

[bobinho]

Mmmmm. First of all, not entirely sure tigers can actually gain access to a car, let alone drive one. And secondly, tigers don't drink alcohol. They aren't allowed. There's no establishment in the world that will serve them, as it is soooooo against the law.

[TheFamilyCat]

Hard not to believe he's guilty based on that mug shot. He looks wankered.

[Sidney1st]

He's never been the same since he got caught out by his wife sleeping around.

[TheFamilyCat]

This always made me chuckle.

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[minnieclaret]

so this won't be happening again for a while.

Taking a wee break from the golf course, Tiger Woods drives his new BMW into an Irish gas station. An attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is..."Top o' the mornin to ya".
As Tiger gets out of the car, two tees fall out of his pocket."So what are those things, laddie?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees," replies Tiger.
"And what would ya be usin 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.
"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.
"Aw, Jaysus, Mary an' Joseph!" exclaimes the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at BMW think of everything

[HatfieldClaret]

Joking apart, how sad that someone who had such talent has sunk to this level

Gazza Mk II coming along here !!

[taio]

Another tiger has killed a zoo keeper in Cambridgeshire

[IanMcL]

Mmmmm. First of all, not entirely sure tigers can actually gain access to a car, let alone drive one. And secondly, tigers don't drink alcohol. They aren't allowed. There's no establishment in the world that will serve them, as it is soooooo against the law.

I think you are incorrect. There is definitely Tiger beer!

[bobinho]

Bugger. Forgot about that...

[Sidney1st]

Another tiger has killed a zoo keeper in Cambridgeshire

Comment deleted having just read an article about said killing,

[Sidney1st]

Joking apart, how sad that someone who had such talent has sunk to this level

Gazza Mk II coming along here !!

Gazza MK2?

Not sure how you've made that leap, considering Woods will get the help he needs, because he's got the money and probably better management team around him whilst Gazza had neither.

[TractorFace]

Put a tiger in your tank, not a tanked up Tiger.

[mdd2]

And breaking news some poor woman been killed at a zoo in Cambridgeshire by a tiger

[bfcjg]

If guilty he wants putting away for a long time.

[minnieclaret]

A lot of jumping to conclusions going on. He does look well blathered but nobody looks at their best on a mug shot.
what happened to innocent until proven guilty?

[bfcjg]

A lot of jumping to conclusions going on. He does look well blathered but nobody looks at their best on a mug shot.
what happened to innocent until proven guilty?

What are you driving at ?

[TractorFace]

He's only putting his point across.

[bfcjg]

Par for the course minnieclaret not reading posts correctly.

[minnieclaret]

He's only putting his point across.

that's it to a tee.

[RingoMcCartney]

Thought it was a follow up to Snakes on a Plane

[tim_noone]

I think you are incorrect. There is definitely Tiger beer!

As Tony the Tiger would say.....that was a greeeaaat answer!

[tim_noone]

Gazza MK2?

Not sure how you've made that leap, considering Woods will get the help he needs, because he's got the money and probably better management team around him whilst Gazza had neither.

The help he needs as been a long time coming and no amount of money will rid him of his demons IMO.i think he gained strength from his dad... And wife now both gone.its a long way back,hope he gets there!

[dsr]

what happened to innocent until proven guilty?

Fair point, but it's rare to get charged with drink driving and then acquitted. The police already have the result of the blood test before they charge him.

[minnieclaret]

Par for the course minnieclaret not reading posts correctly.

that's rough. i hope this doesnt drive a wedge between us?

[bfcjg]

that's rough. i hope this doesnt drive a wedge between us?

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groan, they are getting worse
I don't have a chip on my shoulder so no it wont

[dsr]

Will Woods be clapped in irons?

[tim_noone]

If guilty he wants putting away for a long time.

[tim_noone]

If guilty he wants putting away for a long time.

IMO your just green with envy,to putt it mildly.

[The Enclosure]

I don't think he is a chip off the old block.

[tim_noone]

Will Woods be clapped in irons?

That wood be unfair,way over the top.

[RocketLawnChair]

I though he looked like David Gest on the mug shot.

[bfcjg]

This thread has a fairway to run yet

[bobinho]

A little birdie tells me he's gonna get away with this.

[MACCA]

I know many are pitching in, but It's not a fore gone conclusion if you ask me.

[CaptJohn]

His face is definitely GUR (Ground under repair)