A football topic

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Discuss!

[Sidney1st]

It's rumoured Derby have signed Curtis Davies from Hull for £500k due to a relegation clause.

Leaves Hull with just 2 central defenders I think and Derby over loaded with them.

[Wile E Coyote]

when did square cross bars become obsolete

[john'sroseyspecs]

Can you still replace a crossbar with a rope?

[Funkydrummer]

What is offside ?

[Shore claret]

Why do they have that semi circle at the edge of the box?

[morpheus2]

Get off here!

[Bin Ont Turf]

One two, give and go, play around the dog sh1t.

[Funkydrummer]

Why do they have that semi circle at the edge of the box?

To keep players equidistant from the penalty spot when a penalty is being taken.

[Shore claret]

Why don't linos have a whistle?

[ksrclaret]

Pathetic from the referee today, he bottled it.

[Wile E Coyote]

Why don't linos have a whistle?

because they are old fashioned floor coverings, and therfore couldnt blow one.

[Funkydrummer]

What is the string for on a ref's whistle ?

[john'sroseyspecs]

What are oncoming subs being shown on the notebooks/tablets? This spherical object is a ball? That's the net!

[TheFamilyCat]

BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAST

[Shore claret]

Why do they have different coloured trims , posh *******.

[TheFamilyCat]

What is the string for on a ref's whistle ?

To pull it out of his arse

[Dyched]

What is the string for on a ref's whistle ?

Im not sure. However clatenburg like a g string apparently

[Bin Ont Turf]

Vidiprinter..............

Burnley 1 Madeup Utd 0

Jutkiewicz

[Dyched]

Managers/coaches discussing tactics whilst covering their mouths with their hands. Why? When your 11 players are going to carry out the discussed tactics infront of HDTV coverage

[Funkydrummer]

I will provide the answer tomorrow if nobody gets it.

[Shore claret]

What is the string for on a ref's whistle ?

If you drop it down a grid it's easier to fish out?

[tim_noone]

I think the game would be fun played with a balloon ..

[Bin Ont Turf]

I think the game would be fun played with a balloon ..

Nile Ranger?

[Dyched]

I think the game would be fun played with a balloon ..

With no air in it

[Dyched]

FFS GET BOYD OF HE'S ****

[Right_winger]

When were managers technical areas invented?

[Shore claret]

I think the game would be fun played with a balloon ..

What colour and shape? I like those long ones .

[Shore claret]

Why is it called a dug out?

[Vino blanco]

Jumpers for goal posts.

[tim_noone]

With no air in it

[john'sroseyspecs]

Jumpers for goal posts.

Endless falling out about it if it was a goal at primary school

[clarethomer]

Is it true that a green supporting environmentalist supported the pass back rule and Mohammed stated that no keeper should have only 6 seconds to release the ball?

[Steve-Harpers-perm]

Southampton have reportedly sacked their manager!

[Sidney1st]

We knew that was coming, he's been a lame duck manager for a while.

[dsr]

What is offside ?

What is football?