Yussuf Poulsen

Young_Claret_91 · Post by **Young_Claret_91** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:37 pm

RB Leipzig, 23 year old winger. Definitely one to watch for us?!

Tall, strong and quick!

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:42 pm

Sign him up!

kaptin1 · Post by **kaptin1** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 3:59 pm

Is that the same RB Leipzig who can afford to turn down Liverpool's £70m+ offer for Keita...?

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:03 pm

Hes crap

Wilsdenclaret · Post by **Wilsdenclaret** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:04 pm

be glad when the schools go back

Young_Claret_91 · Post by **Young_Claret_91** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:19 pm

Wilsdenclaret wrote:be glad when the schools go back

A bit ageist.

You know that there is no school on Saturdays, right?

HelloHiGoodbye · Post by **HelloHiGoodbye** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:34 pm

Young_Claret_91 wrote:RB Leipzig, 23 year old winger. Definitely one to watch for us?!

Tall, strong and quick!

Eh? Yussuf Poulsen? The one who plays for Champions League RB Leipzig? RB Leipzig in the Champions League? That one? Oreyt then.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:38 pm

TheFamilyCat wrote:Yussuf? Sounds a bit Muslimy.

I imagine that'd upset a few folk if we signed him.

we'll call him joe.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:42 pm

Is this live bait for the village idiot?.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:45 pm

a full stop after a question mark would suggest you aren't exactly stephen hawking.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:49 pm

Can I ask, when people create posts like this, can they make sure they differentiate between players we're rumoured to be in for vs players that they think we should be in for.

It's really annoying to log in and see a player's name, think we might be bidding for somebody, only to find it's a random poster that thinks it's someone we should sign for whatever reason. Just put something like... "Yuffus Pulsen - one to consider".

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:51 pm

FactualFrank wrote:Can I ask, when people create posts like this, can they make sure they differentiate between players we're rumoured to be in for vs players that they think we should be in for.

It's really annoying to log in and see a player's name, think we might be bidding for somebody, only to find it's a random poster that thinks it's someone we should sign for whatever reason. Just put something like... "Yuffus Pulsen - one to consider".

just take every post with a pinch of salt. nobody is forcing you to believe.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:53 pm

yTib wrote:just take every post with a pinch of salt. nobody is forcing you to believe.

I'll throw it over my shoulder first. It might improve the chances that we're signing them.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:59 pm

yTib wrote:a full stop after a question mark would suggest you aren't exactly stephen hawking.

Here we go another grammar nazi, and you are correct i'm no Steven Hawking.
I also wouldn't correct another posters grammar, with a post that contains mistakes.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 7:59 pm

bartons baggage wrote:Is this live bait for the village idiot?.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:01 pm

KRBFC wrote:

Go on you know you want to.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:04 pm

bartons baggage wrote:Here we go another grammar nazi, and you are correct i'm no Steven Hawking.
I also wouldn't correct another posters grammar, with a post that contains mistakes.

couldn't give a shiit about your grammar. just like to point out that when calling someone an idiot it's useful to not seem idiotic.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:04 pm

bartons baggage wrote:Go on you know you want to.

?. ?. ?.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:07 pm

yTib wrote:couldn't give a shiit about your grammar. just like to point out that when calling someone an idiot it's useful to not seem idiotic.

Read the post again.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:09 pm

read my arse.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:12 pm

yTib wrote:read my arse.

Oh well perhaps the village idiot has competition.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:13 pm

bartons baggage wrote:Here we go another grammar nazi, and you are correct i'm no Steven Hawking.
I also wouldn't correct another posters grammar, with a post that contains mistakes.

It's called Muphry’s Law - when you make a grammar mistake while trying to correct someone else's grammar.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:16 pm

i always say the emoticon is the tool of the tool.

if a laughing yellow face allows you the last laugh then chuckle my brother. chuckle like it's christmas.

FactualFrank · Post by **FactualFrank** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:26 pm

yTib wrote:i always say the emoticon is the tool of the tool.

if a laughing yellow face allows you the last laugh then chuckle my brother. chuckle like it's christmas.

You can be criminally prosecuted for making death threats entirely in emoji.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:48 pm

yTib wrote:i always say the emoticon is the tool of the tool.

if a laughing yellow face allows you the last laugh then chuckle my brother. chuckle like it's christmas.

Look pal my post flew over your head and i accept that.
The person who it was aimed at knew what i meant,now you get all nasty with your name calling,quite easy to do hid behind a keyboard.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 8:50 pm

i know you were going at charlie. i doubt anything you can post will go over anyone's head.

don't start getting macho. i win points that way.

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:07 pm

yTib wrote:i know you were going at charlie. i doubt anything you can post will go over anyone's head.

don't start getting macho. i win points that way.

Jesus Christ i'm done.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:09 pm

...said the baked potato to the messiah.

KRBFC · Post by **KRBFC** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:20 pm

bartons baggage wrote:Look pal my post flew over your head and i accept that.
The person who it was aimed at knew what i meant,now you get all nasty with your name calling,quite easy to do hid behind a keyboard.

I notice you didn't respond after I called you out for the lie you made up about me, just about sums you up. You're relying on spellcheck to post on here, I see right through an illiterate moron like you.

Bordeauxclaret · Post by **Bordeauxclaret** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:29 pm

What lie did he make up about you Krbfc?

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:31 pm

he said he was an intelligent, measured and rational asset to this forum.

he also said the duchess of cornwall shiits rainbows.

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:42 pm

Yussuf Poulsen? Didn't he used to be Cat Stevens?

bartons baggage · Post by **bartons baggage** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:59 pm

KRBFC wrote:I notice you didn't respond after I called you out for the lie you made up about me, just about sums you up. You're relying on spellcheck to post on here, I see right through an illiterate moron like you.

It's quite amusing how you take ownership of the term village idiot and that ^^^^^^^^ confirms it.

yTib · Post by **yTib** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:05 pm

dermotdermot wrote:Yussuf Poulsen? Didn't he used to be Cat Stevens?

god only knows what snoop doggs islamic name will be.

boatshed bill · Post by **boatshed bill** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:08 pm

It's also well funny how grown men (I assume) can create an internet argument over some poxy rumour about someone who isn't remotely likely to play for the football club in which they all share interest.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:38 pm

[quote="yTib"]a full stop after a question mark would suggest you aren't exactly stephen hawking.[/quote

hook line and sinker bb!

ExistentialWanderer · Post by **ExistentialWanderer** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 7:12 am

Can't believe I trawled through 35 posts of keyboard warriors having a cock fight.

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 8:46 am

ExistentialWanderer wrote:Can't believe I trawled through 35 posts of keyboard warriors having a cock fight.

Nearly every thread has them these days. You aren't allowed to have a different opinion to the masses.

ExistentialWanderer · Post by **ExistentialWanderer** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:53 am

Firthy wrote:Nearly every thread has them these days. You aren't allowed to have a different opinion to the masses.

It's not so much having a different opinion as threads going completely off tangent for no reason. I respect the next persons opinion as a matter of fact but this is a prime example of people just waving their cocks around and typing crap and descending a thread into chaos because they have isues with other board members. Misguided as the OP was with his/her shout on a player, it quickly turned into anything remotely connected to serious debate.

Ric_C · Post by **Ric_C** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:56 am

What happened to Oliver Burke? Is he still at RB Leipzig?

Pearcey · Post by **Pearcey** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:19 am

Maybe these threads should be titled, SUGGESTION:- it would save me the hassle of opening them. And this one was full of the usual bickering.

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:31 am

Pearcey wrote:Maybe these threads should be titled, SUGGESTION:- it would save me the hassle of opening them. And this one was full of the usual bickering.

Bickering. Sums it up exactly. Threads are being ruined by it. I don't have a problem with people discussing differences of opinion on the subject matter but it always goes off at a tangent and ends up with the same old drivel.

Young_Claret_91 · Post by **Young_Claret_91** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:41 am

Firthy wrote:Bickering. Sums it up exactly. Threads are being ruined by it. I don't have a problem with people discussing differences of opinion on the subject matter but it always goes off at a tangent and ends up with the same old drivel.

I was only making a suggestion in OP!

Same posters with same derogatory motives.

Firthy · Post by **Firthy** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 10:53 am

Nothing wrong with original post. Even if there isn't a hope in hell of it happening. But it soon degenerated into the usual name calling and making it about the posters rather than the player in question.

Wilsdenclaret · Post by **Wilsdenclaret** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:04 am

Young_Claret_91 wrote:A bit ageist.

You know that there is no school on Saturdays, right?

True but at least you might have homework to get on with

ecc · Post by **ecc** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:16 am

"Bickering"? Aren't they the club Pennant's just signed for?

Coat on and I'm away.

CnBtruntru · Post by **CnBtruntru** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:29 pm

I had this guy on Fifa 15 he was very good, strong and great with his head, he cost about 3-4 million then so God knows how much he will go for now.

geopancake · Post by **geopancake** » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:38 pm

Ric_C wrote:What happened to Oliver Burke? Is he still at RB Leipzig?

Burke has cloned himself and come on this thread.

IanMcL · Post by **IanMcL** » Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:33 am

Ric_C wrote:What happened to Oliver Burke? Is he still at RB Leipzig?

I think he became a Muslim.

Holtyclaret · Post by **Holtyclaret** » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:17 am