Canoeing in a Niqab

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Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Blackrod » Mon Feb 12, 2018 12:33 pm

Is this safe ? Having done quit a bit of canoeing I don't think so. I'm not sure the fired scout leader helped his cause by calling it a 'Darth Vader Tent'.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by duncandisorderly » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:06 pm

Sounds like a Smiths song.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by TractorFace » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:10 pm

Canoeing in a Niqab, I know, I know, it's really serious.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:10 pm

I thought it was the sequel to Salmon Fishing in the Yemen.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Lancasterclaret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:13 pm

There could be a series in this, as blackrod tours the middle east, getting all hot under the collar when he sees what is possible in Niqab.

Rock climbing? You can do that? etc etc etc
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by claretandy » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:14 pm

sound like an Alan Partridge pitch for a reality tv show :lol:
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:27 pm

Aga-do do do, wear my Niqab in a canoe
Paddle left, paddle right
Allahu Akbar please rescue me.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Lancasterclaret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:31 pm

Jihadiwaddy?
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:35 pm

Surfing in a Pope Hat

Potholing in a Kippah

Mountain biking in a Sauri
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Post by randomclaret2 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:38 pm

What is a Pope hat ?
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:39 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Surfing in a Pope Hat

Potholing in a Kippah

Mountain biking in a Sauri
Hiking in a hijab.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:39 pm

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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Lancasterclaret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:43 pm

Bobsleighing in a burka?
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by gawthorpe_view » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:46 pm

ClaretAndJew wrote:Image
He used to go in The Mitre before they pulled it down.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by ClaretAndJew » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:49 pm

Trekking in a Turban
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by UpTheBeehole » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:49 pm

Skeleton in a skullcap
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Lancasterclaret » Mon Feb 12, 2018 1:53 pm

Cross dressing cross country sking
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by duncandisorderly » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:09 pm

Matadoring in a Mankini
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Post by 4:20 » Mon Feb 12, 2018 2:55 pm

Pole vaulting in a pussy hat
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Manceau » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:10 pm

Falconry in a Fez
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Post by UpTheBeehole » Mon Feb 12, 2018 3:13 pm

Korfball in a Kufi
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Post by Marney&Mee » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:32 pm

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Post by Jel » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:43 pm

Muffdiving in a Tutu
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by mikeS » Mon Feb 12, 2018 5:54 pm

It’s on Quest tonight at 9:00.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Funkydrummer » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:01 pm

Pole vaulting in a cassack.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by BarstewardsEnquiry » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:32 pm

Manceau wrote:Falconry in a Fez
Belting contribution :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by bob-the-scutter » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:58 pm

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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by bfcjg » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:21 pm

Oh boll0cks

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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Bin Ont Turf » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:24 pm

bfcjg wrote:Oh boll0cks

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She certainly doesn't need any buoyancy aids.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by duncandisorderly » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:05 pm

:lol: :lol: WTF?!
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Bordeauxclaret » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:08 pm

I doubt I’ll be clicking that link!
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Dougall » Fri Oct 26, 2018 1:50 pm

duncandisorderly wrote:Matadoring in a Mankini
That's just put an image in my head that's going to be difficult to erase!!!
Aaaaaaaarrrgghh!!
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by mdd2 » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:45 am

Wouldn't the Niqab and its occupant sink unless it had been made waterproof. Even canoes sink but canoeing in a Niqab? By all means wear one but don't use one as a canoe, too risky.
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Re: Canoeing in a Niqab

Post by Imploding Turtle » Sat Oct 27, 2018 8:54 am

Lancasterclaret wrote:There could be a series in this, as blackrod tours the middle east, getting all hot under the collar when he sees what is possible in Niqab.

Rock climbing? You can do that? etc etc etc
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