Realistic football chants

[bfcjg]

If I had the wings of an angel
The dirty black @rse of a crow
I doubt I'd be aerodynamic enough to take off.

[CrawshawBrisClaret]

Was out last night and heard an acoustic Valerie by The Zutons /Amy Winehouse and couldn’t help but sing along Burn er lee on the chorus so came up with this:

Since Sean Dyche has been on t’turf
The bastards have been a mess
And we love his ginger hair
And the way he likes to press
Now we’ll go Europa
Making a team round Ben Meeeee

Why don’t you come on over Burn er lee
Burn er lee
Burn er lee

Get on it.

[Claretmatt4]

Was out last night and heard an acoustic Valerie by The Zutons /Amy Winehouse and couldn’t help but sing along Burn er lee on the chorus so came up with this:

Since Sean Dyche has been on t’turf
The bastards have been a mess
And we love his ginger hair
And the way he likes to press
Now we’ll go Europa
Making a team round Ben Meeeee

Why don’t you come on over Burn er lee
Burn er lee
Burn er lee

Get on it.

I like. Need to make it just Dyche in the first line though to make it fit.

[CombatClaret]

Wait, what? You and yours invented the No Nay Never chant?

citation needed.

[morpheus2]

I invented the short lived "Dingle bells, Dingle bells, Dingle all the way..etc" song as we won away at Norwich somewhere around 2000ish.

You're welcome.

[IanMcL]

Oh la la
Oh la la
Burnley's in Europe
And we're going far!

[Pstotto]

And do they smell?

Like they do?

I guess they must...

Because that's them.

I don't really care...

As long as they keep way from me.

[timshorts]

For wind up merchant Eddie Jones:-

"We had a sweet chariot, the wheels fell off"

Although it would never take off bearing in mind that the hoorays can only handle one new song per decade.

[Juan Tanamera]

Mick Day? Made up name.

Why is it a made up name?
He's a friend of mine on Facebook and you'll see regular comments from him on the Burnley/Blackburn banter page.

[houseboy]

I would like to thank everyone for making a big deal of my claim with regard to 'No Nay Never' as it has helped to re-unite me (sort of) with my old mate Mick after probably more than 40 years. No, I am not Juan Tanamera. I will leave the real 'writer' of the chant to say who he is for data protection reasons, I wasn't the writer as I said, just the sort of midwife if you like.