Mighty Clarets versus Istanbul Turks

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:30 pm

Third time's a charm, Piston. try 199

dpinsussex · Post by **dpinsussex** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:31 pm

Odds on Burnley winning the Europa league anyone ????

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:31 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Third time's a charm, Piston. try 199

Don't know why that didn't work. It normally does for size and bold?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:32 pm

Joe Hart=300+ mins. Conceded=0
and Southgate is looking at Angus Gunn???

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:33 pm

Joe Hart has been a sensation

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:33 pm

dpinsussex wrote:Odds on Burnley winning the Europa league anyone ????

125/1

Reecey1987 · Post by **Reecey1987** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:33 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Joe Hart=300+ mins. Conceded=0
and Southgate is looking at Angus Gunn???

1st time hart has kept 3 clean sheets since march 2016

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 pm

The fact that we did it while playing a lot of the "B" side says a lot, I think. But Jack Cork!!! Make him mayor right now.

staustellclaret · Post by **staustellclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 pm

MRG WHAT A W***ER

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 pm

MRG wrote:Joe Hart has been a sensation

You’re banned

Longsidebovril · Post by **Longsidebovril** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 pm

To the prick who wrote nooooo typical Burnley.

Fair play you got me. All I had is this stream and in some way I had the loss and then the win.

Also you’re a massive arse.

Craigyp01 · Post by **Craigyp01** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:34 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:If this is a wind up I’ll get you banned....

This. Come on mods. This is the kind of trolling a board really doesn't need

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:35 pm

There are people on this site with serious medical conditions. If he caused even one person distress................

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:36 pm

Craigyp01 wrote:This. Come on mods. This is the kind of trolling a board really doesn't need

I thought it was funny when it turned out to be a troll.

HunterST_BFC · Post by **HunterST_BFC** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:36 pm

Dear BBC
let Esther Jackson cover the next round not the inept Sanders

careyclaret · Post by **careyclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:36 pm

Can one of the moderators look at suspending MRG? A lot of us were relying on this posting tonight for news of the game and his/her post was unacceptable and not funny.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:37 pm

ontario claret wrote:There are people on this site with serious medical conditions. If he caused even one person distress................

I for one hope he killed a few posters. Board needs a purge.

Likeavydra · Post by **Likeavydra** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:37 pm

well done dycheball works in europe

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:37 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:I thought it was funny when it turned out to be a troll.

I don’t think I’ve ever been referred to as a troll before... I quite like it, I can see the attraction!!

Utc

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:39 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:I for one hope he killed a few posters. Board needs a purge.

And another stupid comment, various posters have got serious medical issues

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:39 pm

Guys. Burnley are through to the Europa League playoffs and you're all choosing to be angry at a poster who made a joke.

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:40 pm

Don’t be angry with me guys

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:40 pm

joey13 wrote:And another stupid comment, various posters have got serious medical issues

I don't actually hope he killed anyone. OK? Better now?

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:40 pm

TRT spor has just shown the Başakşehir coach’s post match presser. Obviously no idea what he said, but he looked pretty peed off ( tho I think he’s the sort of bloke who always does). If any of our new found Turkish mates saw it, I’d be interest...

joey13 · Post by **joey13** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:41 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:Guys. Burnley are through to the Europa League playoffs and you're all choosing to be angry at a poster who made a joke.

And you feel the need to make inappropriate comments

Rick_Muller · Post by **Rick_Muller** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:41 pm

Imploding Turtle wrote:I don't actually hope he killed anyone. OK? Better now?

I’ve got some serious burn marks from the mobile defibrulator, but thanks for caring

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:42 pm

joey13 wrote:And you feel the need to make inappropriate comments

Yeah, but not about anything important.

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:42 pm

Rick_Muller wrote:I’ve got some serious burn marks from the mobile defibrulator, but thanks for caring

Except you.

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:42 pm

scouseclaret wrote:TRT spor has just shown the Başakşehir coach’s post match presser. Obviously no idea what he said, but he looked pretty peed off ( tho I think he’s the sort of bloke who always does). If any of our new found Turkish mates saw it, I’d be interest...

Do you think he had been following this thread?

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:43 pm

I too thought it was funny.....in hindsight.

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:44 pm

joey13 wrote:And you feel the need to make inappropriate comments

Lightened up, Joey. This is football if you can't have the craic it's a waste of time.
Nooooo was always gonna come up from somebody and how can anybody take IT seriously?

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:44 pm

MRG wrote:Do you think he had been following this thread?

He's probably really upset at your post.

Nonayforever · Post by **Nonayforever** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:44 pm

MRG, if I was you I would **** off right now

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:44 pm

This is a cliche. Ever heard the saying "Funny as a heart attack."?

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:45 pm

This is brilliant. I gave my notice at work a month ago. Only 8 weeks to go and I'll be able to go to a Europa match on a Thursday night

Keep in there Burnley and I'll be able to start booking the flights

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:45 pm

Nonayforever wrote:MRG, if I was you I would **** off right now

Can somebody grab the ‘keep net’ for me? I’ve caught a whopper

Imploding Turtle · Post by **Imploding Turtle** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:45 pm

HatfieldClaret wrote:This is brilliant. I gave my notice at work a month ago. Only 8 weeks to go and I'll be able to go to a Europa match on a Thursday night

Keep in there Burnley and I'll be able to start booking the flights

MRG might have assassinated you by then.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:46 pm

Yeah mrg. Pi$$ off from me

mrgomez · Post by **mrgomez** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:47 pm

scouseclaret wrote:TRT spor has just shown the Başakşehir coach’s post match presser. Obviously no idea what he said, but he looked pretty peed off ( tho I think he’s the sort of bloke who always does). If any of our new found Turkish mates saw it, I’d be interest...

he said : "we did what we had to do. we fought , we tried. but sometimes "moments" decides the result of the games. we did not want to take risks in the extra time. but one mistake costed us the game. this was a great experience for us to play against a premier league club. i congrulate burnley for their victory. "

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:48 pm

**** me. I just liked IT

Time to 're think my life

scouseclaret · Post by **scouseclaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:50 pm

Cheers mr G.

Alanstevensonsgloves · Post by **Alanstevensonsgloves** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:53 pm

MRG.... table for 1 at the next Up The Clarets Dinner perhaps!?

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:54 pm

There's always time to change your wanton ways, Hatfield.

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:55 pm

Alanstevensonsgloves wrote:MRG.... table for 1 at the next Up The Clarets Dinner perhaps!?

It might be for the best particularly if I have actually killed anybody!

Like any good troll, I will rely heavily on the anomity that a forum offers

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:55 pm

You realize he's not REALLY a Claret, right?

ontario claret · Post by **ontario claret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:58 pm

And MRG only gets a table at the dinner if he runs the gauntlet first.

HatfieldClaret · Post by **HatfieldClaret** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:01 pm

ontario claret wrote:There's always time to change your wanton ways, Hatfield.

There's always time. But is there enough time ?

Getting to an age where the odds are against. The odds are when I go well still be in the prem. Can only die happy

dermotdermot · Post by **dermotdermot** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:15 pm

Clarets Player really is absolute shite. The first and last time that I have and will access it. Someone suggested that I should get a 'day pass' to listen as I had spent the entire first half trying to find a stream and couldn't get Radio Lancs online. Just getting sporadic updates. It took long enough to subscribe and even longer to log on. When I did, it needed re-booting every thirty seconds or so. Is it a safe site to have given credit card details and who do I contact about getting a refund?

MRG · Post by **MRG** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:16 pm

dermotdermot wrote:Clarets Player really is absolute shite. The first and last time that I have and will access it. Someone suggested that I should get a 'day pass' to listen as I had spent the entire first half trying to find a stream and couldn't get Radio Lancs online. Just getting sporadic updates. It took long enough to subscribe and even longer to log on. When I did, it needed re-booting every thirty seconds or so. Is it a safe site to have given credit card details and who do I contact about getting a refund?

I believe that it is an outside agency and nothing to do with the club

diamondpocket · Post by **diamondpocket** » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:21 pm

mrgomez wrote:he said : "we did what we had to do. we fought , we tried. but sometimes "moments" decides the result of the games. we did not want to take risks in the extra time. but one mistake costed us the game. this was a great experience for us to play against a premier league club. i congrulate burnley for their victory. "

sounds exactly like Sean! An extremely balanced 2 games where no-one probably deserved to lose but we just had that moment of quality. Thank you Jack Cork!