Park View Chippy

NL Claret · Post by **NL Claret** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:15 pm

Shutters down, what's happening?

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:16 pm

Maybe a bereavement?

theroyaldyche · Post by **theroyaldyche** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:27 pm

Forgot to put fryer on

Wisswosswass · Post by **Wisswosswass** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:34 pm

Ran out of Twix's.

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:34 pm

the guy who owns it got battered last night

piston broke · Post by **piston broke** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:36 pm

They had a sign up for the Manure game. Temporary closure. I took it to be refurb but they could have gone on their jollies.

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:38 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:the guy who owns it got battered last night

Really? Cod have been worse I suppose.

Dyched · Post by **Dyched** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:42 pm

South West Claret. wrote:Really? Cod have been worse I suppose.

Yep. Wrong plaice, wrong time

pushpinpussy · Post by **pushpinpussy** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:46 pm

surprised its not open today as it usually closes on fryday

TomtheClaret · Post by **TomtheClaret** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 2:55 pm

Hopefully the woman is on a customer relationship course

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:19 pm

The owners between a Rock and a Lard Plaice.

conyoviejo · Post by **conyoviejo** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:26 pm

Something Fishy going on here..

South West Claret. · Post by **South West Claret.** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:29 pm

conyoviejo wrote:Something Fishy going on here..

Yes Brill at a guess.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 3:53 pm

He's had his chips now

Joe14 · Post by **Joe14** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 4:01 pm

Owner has been knocked off his perch

Holmeclaret · Post by **Holmeclaret** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:20 pm

pushpinpussy wrote:the guy who owns it got battered last night

Eel be reight.

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani · Post by **Ooogeorgeorgeoghani** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 5:57 pm

I heard the owner spends all his time on his x box and he got battered on COD

Vegas Claret · Post by **Vegas Claret** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:00 pm

Ooogeorgeorgeoghani wrote:I heard the owner spends all his time on his x box and he got battered on COD

plaicestation

John Johnson 1605 · Post by **John Johnson 1605** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:06 pm

Very overrated chippy.
I’d move the owners and staff in from Grandma Pollards and have them on a seasonal retainer.

Steve1956 · Post by **Steve1956** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:13 pm

John Johnson 1605 wrote:Very overrated chippy.
I’d move the owners and staff in from Grandma Pollards and have them on a seasonal retainer.

I would get who ever makes the cheese and onion pies for Banny's at Colne to move in,Cheese and onion pie chips and peas from there are sublime.

rufus lumley · Post by **rufus lumley** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:22 pm

Looks like someone dropped a pollock.

Six fingers · Post by **Six fingers** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:45 pm

He's got a chip on his shoulder

Bangers&Mash · Post by **Bangers&Mash** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:50 pm

Steve1956 wrote:I would get who ever makes the cheese and onion pies for Banny's at Colne to move in,Cheese and onion pie chips and peas from there are sublime.

You dirty b@$t@rd! Peas? PEAS? It's beans with a cheese and onion pie

mdd2 · Post by **mdd2** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:52 pm

Mods peas close this post

NL Claret · Post by **NL Claret** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 7:56 pm

This was a serious question (asking for a friend), I'm not angling or on a fishing trip as some of the replies suggest. Why was it shut? Apparently a notice up at United game that it would be closed on match days until further notice.

Somethingfishy · Post by **Somethingfishy** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:05 pm

Oh no where did people queue up needlessly today? Did they manage to use their little legs and find the Chinese at the other end of the street?

It often amuses me that i can walk past the Chinese pre-game and there is only a couple of people waiting..walk down the street and the queue for Park View chippy is round the corner. Very little difference in quality or price imo so are people that lazy or just plain daft to queue up?

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:07 pm

NL Claret wrote:This was a serious question (asking for a friend), I'm not angling or on a fishing trip as some of the replies suggest. Why was it shut? Apparently a notice up at United game that it would be closed on match days until further notice.

Ignore the sign it's just a red herring.

woody · Post by **woody** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:08 pm

Big difference in quality in my opinion

claretblue · Post by **claretblue** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:19 pm

maybe they thought there’d be no fans after showing at Wolves!

Goobs · Post by **Goobs** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:23 pm

Was expecting some of these replies to explain why it was closed but seems there are a few red herrings.

Cheshireclaret · Post by **Cheshireclaret** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:24 pm

My guess would be a struggle to recruit sufficient staff for matchdays. The male proprietor is so rude, abrasive and ignorant to his customers that I can only imagine how dreadful it is to work for him!

Somethingfishy · Post by **Somethingfishy** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:25 pm

woody wrote:Big difference in quality in my opinion

Been a couple of years since i have been in the Park View chippy but the Chinese is good for the basic stuff..nice curry sauce..no idea if it's any good for Chinese. I would certainly go there before queueing for the Park View.

Somethingfishy · Post by **Somethingfishy** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:26 pm

conyoviejo wrote:Something Fishy going on here..

I'm not going on anywhere.....

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:31 pm

Somethingfishy wrote:Been a couple of years since i have been in the Park View chippy but the Chinese is good for the basic stuff..nice curry sauce..no idea if it's any good for Chinese. I would certainly go there before queueing for the Park View.

So which one is it? The park view or the park view?

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:34 pm

Cheshireclaret wrote:My guess would be a struggle to recruit sufficient staff for matchdays. The male proprietor is so rude, abrasive and ignorant to his customers that I can only imagine how dreadful it is to work for him!

"Faulty Fryers" springs to mind.

MACCA · Post by **MACCA** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:38 pm

Apparently relocating up pike hill.

tim_noone · Post by **tim_noone** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:41 pm

MACCA wrote:Apparently relocating up pike hill.

I was almost in the net then..

claretdj · Post by **claretdj** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 8:45 pm

Shut his shop to become a match day hero.

Alanstevensonsgloves · Post by **Alanstevensonsgloves** » Sat Sep 22, 2018 9:57 pm

Apparently the rude owner had enough, got into a few scraps too many

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