Canapes outside shops

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 2:30 am

You know how they have girls with canapes outside shops?

I went into town and they had canapes outside Kuoni.

This girl said if you have one of these you might be interested in a holiday to Kerala.

I said Ooooooh I'm not going there, they have mud slides.

Bertiebeehead · Post by **Bertiebeehead** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 4:42 am

They’re to keep the rain off while you’re looking through the window.

Wisswosswass · Post by **Wisswosswass** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 7:05 am

Girls with hors d’œuvre's outside shops. You must shop in some swanky areas.

kentonclaret · Post by **kentonclaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 8:48 am

Nothing wrong with an amuse bouche.

The Enclosure · Post by **The Enclosure** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:59 pm

I love those little vol au vents and my favourite Amuse Bouche is Bruschetta.Not much chance of that in these parts.

Wile E Coyote · Post by **Wile E Coyote** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:02 pm

Pstotto wrote:You know how they have girls with canapes outside shops?

I went into town and they had canapes outside Kuoni.

This girl said if you have one of these you might be interested in a holiday to Kerala.

I said Ooooooh I'm not going there, they have mud slides.

did your reply sound like frankie howard

ElectroClaret · Post by **ElectroClaret** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:09 pm

A Cissy Green meat pie and I'm hooked.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:31 pm

Not bl**dy likely, Wile. About as far away from that as you can get. I'm the loudest shouter on Turf Moor, I bet. I'd enter a competition for it. IT'S NOT A REAL STORY, wile, it's entirely made up.

There is not a chance that any such dialogue would ever take place outside Kuoni. Did you not ever play shops at an infant school when you were six, Wile?

Wisswosswass · Post by **Wisswosswass** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:44 am

Pstotto wrote:Not bl**dy likely, Wile. About as far away from that as you can get. I'm the loudest shouter on Turf Moor, I bet. I'd enter a competition for it. IT'S NOT A REAL STORY, wile, it's entirely made up.

There is not a chance that any such dialogue would ever take place outside Kuoni. Did you not ever play shops at an infant school when you were six, Wile?

One would imagine his shop would have been a pie, not a dainty prawn and cucumber pastry delicacy.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:21 am

Christmas party food, canapes.

bfcjg · Post by **bfcjg** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:21 am

When abroad whilst walking along main tourist areas you can get stuffed full sampling restaurant fayre outside them. It's like a healthy all inclusive.

Pstotto · Post by **Pstotto** » Sat Sep 29, 2018 11:48 am

Why not go to Sainsburys and get the ingredients and then you can laugh about the OP joke in anticipation of the Burnley match.

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