Ruslan Borishov is a high ranking GRU officer

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Ruslan Borishov is a high ranking GRU officer

Post by ClaretAndJew » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:16 am

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Post by Imploding Turtle » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:33 am

Maybe there's a club in the GRU that officers attend to talk about cathedrals and how beautiful they are. Seems credible. They even fly over this way in their Tu-160s to visit our wonderful cathedrals but in their haste and excitement to visit they keep forgetting to get clearance to enter our air space. Poor mites.

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Post by Chobulous » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:40 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:Maybe there's a club in the GRU that officers attend to talk about cathedrals and how beautiful they are. Seems credible. They even fly over this way in their Tu-160s to visit our wonderful cathedrals but in their haste and excitement to visit they keep forgetting to get clearance to enter our air space. Poor mites.
The GRU are aware of the popularity of visiting UK cultural landmarks among their employees and have resolved to do everything possible to assist them fulfil their dreams to the extent that they even provided the appropriate travel documents. Because there were so many wishing to take up this offer they were able to get a job lot of passports with consecutive ID numbers.

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Post by Imploding Turtle » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:50 am

Chobulous wrote:The GRU are aware of the popularity of visiting UK cultural landmarks among their employees and have resolved to do everything possible to assist them fulfil their dreams to the extent that they even provided the appropriate travel documents. Because there were so many wishing to take up this offer they were able to get a job lot of passports with consecutive ID numbers.

This is an example of an employer doing right by their employees. I don't know if non-UK entities are eligible but i think this commitment to the personal development and cultural enrichment of their employees should make the GRU eligible for an Investors in People award.

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Post by 1fatclaret » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:05 am

Imploding Turtle wrote:This is an example of an employer doing right by their employees. I don't know if non-UK entities are eligible but i think this commitment to the personal development and cultural enrichment of their employees should make the GRU eligible for an Investors in People award.

Injectors Of People award...(I know it wasn’t injected)

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Post by frankinwales » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:11 am

I am surprised they are not in a gulag somewhere after botching their mission in Salisbury.

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Post by Dougall » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:13 am

Inspectors of Steeple Award?

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Post by Bordeauxclaret » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:14 am

1fatclaret wrote:Injectors Of People award...(I know it wasn’t injected)
Knob Polisher Award?

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Post by Lancasterclaret » Fri Sep 28, 2018 10:52 am

Congratulations Col Borishov, your orders have come through after your latest mission. It is everything you could want, warm climate, historical sites galore.

Welcome to Syria.

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Post by Wisswosswass » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:22 am

Which Minion is he?

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