Conservative Party conference app reveals MPs' numbers.

[South West Claret.]

Not the best start to your party Conference I think you’ll agree, I said to Teresa May tonight on the phone.

Doesn’t worry me she said, a weeks a long time in politics and I’m gone at the end of the next one haven’t you heard

[Wokingclaret]

Lets ring Boris

[Wisswosswass]

Lets ring Boris

Called him last night. We're having a cheeky game of Wiff Waff at 10.

[AngleseyClaret]

Time to get back to football on this forum, what a useless thread this is.

[South West Claret.]

Time to get back to football on this forum, what a useless thread this is.

What way do you think this is a useless thread?..and by the way you don't have to "get back" as the vast majority of posts/threads are on football on this website if you look.

[Imploding Turtle]

These people also want to ban encryption. This should be a lesson to them, but it won't.

[Imploding Turtle]

What way do you think this is a useless thread?..and by the way you don't have to "get back" as the vast majority of posts/threads are on football on this website if you look.

Oh stop it. I enjoy reading the tantrums thrown by those who don't like it when some of us talk about things they don't also want to talk about. It's like watching a child cry because the other kids aren't doing what he wants to do.

[South West Claret.]

Well the conference seems to be going well doesn’t it:

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