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Belgianclaret
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by Belgianclaret » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:04 am
Some light entertainment to get you over the transfer deadline blues
To the tune of Santa Claus is coming to town:
You better watch out
You'd better not grin
He may seem a slouch
But he'll head the ball in
Peter Crouch is coming to Town
His legs are so long
You may think he's **it
But just like his missus
he surely looks fit
Peter Crouch is coming to Town...
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bfccrazy
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by bfccrazy » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:08 am
Wow
(Not a good wow)
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LoveCurryPies
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by LoveCurryPies » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:12 am
bfccrazy wrote:Wow
(Not a good wow)
That would be a “wow, how sh*t is that” then?
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Rick_Muller
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by Rick_Muller » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:27 am
I prefer mine
Rick_Muller wrote:Watching Crouchy get lairy
It's not very pretty I tell thee
Walking through Burnley is scary
It's not very sensible either
He didn't come here to get beaten
He came to score goals as the last man
Would never score them past Heaton
The old Au-tom-a-ton
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
La La Laaa La la; la la la la la la...
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I predict a riot
I know... our lot wouldn't manage more than 2 syllables and two lines...
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karatekid
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by karatekid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:30 am
"How did you get that wife, how did you get that wife"
Repeat.
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MrMeeseeks
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by MrMeeseeks » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:31 am
He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
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karatekid
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by karatekid » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:34 am
"You're not Sam Vokes, you're not Sam Vokes, you've got a fit wife but you're not Sam Vokes "
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Claretforever
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by Claretforever » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:45 am
Addams Family
He’s freaky and he’s kooky,
Really tall and spooky,
He’s altogether ooky,
He’s Crouchy and he’s free
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Lancasterclaret
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by Lancasterclaret » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:48 am
Just nick the Liverpool one (with a variation)
"He's big, he heads
His feet stick out of the bed
Peter Crouch"
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Falcon
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by Falcon » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:13 pm
MrMeeseeks wrote:He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
This. This is the one.
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Rick_Muller
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by Rick_Muller » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:17 pm
MrMeeseeks wrote:He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
Falcon wrote:This. This is the one.
I agree - I like my Kaiser Chiefs edit, but it's far too complicated for our meat heads, whereas this just works
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Tinribs
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by Tinribs » Fri Feb 01, 2019 12:34 pm
Stick to your day jobs
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Pstotto
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by Pstotto » Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:59 pm
How about:
'Knees up, Crouchy tits.
Knees up, Crouchy tits.
Knees up Crouchy
Knees up Crouchy
Knees up Crouchy tits!
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CaptJohn
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by CaptJohn » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:16 pm
MrMeeseeks wrote:He’s big, he’s tall
He cost the board f**k all
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch
Absolutely perfect. I'll be singing it tomorrow
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MACCA
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by MACCA » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:32 pm
He's big, he's tall
The board wouldn't spend sod all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Or
He's big, he's tall
He cost the board sod all
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Family friendly , so sh ouldnt get deleated this time....
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MACCA
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by MACCA » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:34 pm
He's getting on a bit
But his wife is *blooming fit
Peter crouch
Peter crouch
Family friendly, I'm sure some adults may use an F-ing in there though.
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Dark Cloud
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by Dark Cloud » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:38 pm
I'll just stick to "Grandad" by Clive Dunn. Seems highly appropriate for some reason!
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Paddy1882
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by Paddy1882 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 2:45 pm
He’s taller than you, he’s taller than meeeeee
Peter crouch, we got him for free
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Vegas Claret
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by Vegas Claret » Fri Feb 01, 2019 3:59 pm
it's Crouchy ooooooh
It's Crouchy oooooooh
We signed him cause he's tall
as we just play hoofball
(even though we don't!)
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Steve1956
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by Steve1956 » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:41 pm
The first suggestion on this thread toook some beating,but well done guys you have surpassed the original one what a pile of shite that lot is,just get behind him and hope he scores a few vital goals to keep us in this league
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Blackrod
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by Blackrod » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:44 pm
Sense of humour bypass. Thankfully Peter has a good sense of humour.
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Gunfury
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by Gunfury » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:48 pm
I hope you are fast singers to get the song in for his 30 second cameo in injury time
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HunterST_BFC
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by HunterST_BFC » Fri Feb 01, 2019 4:56 pm
Peter Crouch is someone who everyone looks up to...
"He' Claret, he's Blue
He's taller than all of you...
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch"
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bfccrazy
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by bfccrazy » Fri Feb 01, 2019 5:23 pm
LoveCurryPies wrote:That would be a “wow, how sh*t is that” then?
Something like that, yeah
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by dougcollins » Fri Feb 01, 2019 7:43 pm
Pink Floyd
All in all he's just a
'nother striker who's tall
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Andingle
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by Andingle » Fri Feb 01, 2019 8:19 pm
He's a tall and lanky frame
and he suits our long ball game
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
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Bfcboyo
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by Bfcboyo » Sat Feb 02, 2019 6:13 am
Our board din't back Sean Dyche again
Sean came good and made 1 signing
Offloaded Vokes he couldn't jump no more.
Brought in Crouch no need to leave the floor.
Garlicks hands av never been rubbed so sore !
Admiring our big dry powder store.
( to the old illigitamate birth certificate crappy terrace chant made up by illigitimate scousers with no self awareness or sense of irony )
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CharlieinNewMexico
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by CharlieinNewMexico » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:34 am
Where were you,
Where we you,
Where we you in 2001
Where we you in 2001?
Or
You can stick your riots up your arse, stick your riots up your arse
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box_of_frogs
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by box_of_frogs » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:46 am
Gunfury wrote:I hope you are fast singers
Not a problem for the cricket field stand.
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The Enclosure
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by The Enclosure » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:07 am
Dont give up your day jobs guys.Never heard as much cr.p. in my life.
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ŽižkovClaret
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by ŽižkovClaret » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:16 am
Back in the day, we did this to the tune of Vindaloo.....
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, nah nah
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch, nah nah
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Plays for Burnley, Peter Crouch
He's f*****g taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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MACCA
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by MACCA » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:29 am
KC and the sunshine band
In the tune of Peter Wright from the darts...
Na na na na na na na na na na na
Peter, Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch
Peter, Peter Crouch
Lets just hope we get chance to sing something eh, the odds are slim.
Firstly he has to get on, secondly he has to score in them 3 minutes
